Monday, August 14, 2006

DAMN YOU, MERCEDES BENZ! DAMN YOU!

Right, that's it. You're being scratched off the Bingo and shall never be spoken of again. How dare you block half naked Gyllenhaal. Do you know how long it's been for us, Mercedes Benz?

Pic from IHJ.

33 comments:

Anonymous said...

soooo true

Anonymous said...

why can't he drive a Fiat Seicento?!

Anonymous said...

omg, i didn't realize how much i NEED to see jake's abs until i've been teased by this unsatisfying peak through the mercedes window! but dang, what we do see is pretty frickin hot...

Anonymous said...

Curses, thwarted again! I was counting on the heat of summer to provide us with an image like this. But I didn't count on the Benz spreading its protective wings (well, outflung doors) over Jake's bare-chested glory.

I can't even make out the pattern of his chest hair from this image. And that's SOOOO important to me, I'm ashamed to admit it.

Anonymous said...

Is that car new or does he have a silver and a gray one?

Anonymous said...

OMG, I can't talk, my tongue is flopping around - Jake, thank you for taking your shirt off.

Thank you summer for making Jake hot, thank you bicycle for making Jake hot, no thanks to you bloody Mercedes....

I think I need an ice cream....

Anonymous said...

He does look luscious, even partially obscured by that annoying and overpriced car. See how he glistens in the sunlight. Sigh. What astounds me is the fact that he went biking in CARGO shorts. Is his Morphing-Into-Lance phase over?

Anonymous said...

why can't he drive a Fiat Seicento?!

why can't he drive a SMART car?

Anonymous said...

why can't he walk!

Anonymous said...

He is so hot! And i can never "have" him... [sad]

Elena said...

these shots remind me of a classic of Janis Joplin: "Mercedes Benz", so I've posted this song in my blog with another pic of recent topless Jake.

Anonymous said...

oh. good. god.

-twinkie

Anonymous said...

Maybe it's someone else's car? He's not getting in the driver's side.

Anonymous said...

He does look like he needs to get that shirt off a bit more though, he's looking quite pale

Anonymous said...

When's he gonna play baseball????He plays baseball with his shirt off!!! When's he gonna go to the beach? I mean some times he wanders around the beach with his shirt off. RATS!!!(bangs head against wall!) I never liked Mercedes. I never did. Ever.

JadziaDragonRider said...

Mmmmm arms of golden glory.

Anonymous said...

KILL THE BENZ!

Anonymous said...

Sweat gleaming, straight California dreaming, oh how JG's got us fiending.

Anonymous said...

"ah to be the glove box."

Ninni said...

He lives in California and I live in Scandinavia, yet he's paler than me?

I thought the reason you'd live in LA is that you get a fab tan...

Anonymous said...

His skin is fine and he needn't fry himself for anyone's behalf.He's handsome as is ...could shave but , I'm sure he has his reasons.

abbey said...

Thank you Jake, thank you for giving us what we want.

Anonymous said...

The Benz to Jake Watch: It's nobodys business but ours.

LOL!

Jake Watch back to The Benz:

"Well, dang Benz, this here is no one-shot thing! Jake Watch is in this for the long haul!"

Anonymous said...

It's hard to tell the order of the pics at IHJ

britpopbaby said...

Jake Watch would like to take The Benz up Brokeback Mountain and give it a quick shove off the top. Never shall it block the view again.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, we're all like the audience on the Ellen DeGeneres show, yelling, "Take your shirt off!"

So he obliged us.

Thank you, Jake.

He also wore red the other day, after we'd been saying that he seemed to have a rather dull & monochromatic wardrobe.

Also, most important of all, I haven't seen him in clogs lately.

Jake, that's the way, boy, that's the way. Listen to us. Indulge our harmless fantasies now & then. It won't hurt you or take up much of your time & it means so much to us.

Anonymous said...

Can you blame me for not sharing?

Anonymous said...

stop teasing us already!!

Agnes said...

O. My. God!!! Damn you Benzy :)

Anonymous said...

"and youn can see I have my blinker on, I'd blush too but i'm just a car."

Jess said...

The Benz to Jake Watch:

It's nobodys business but ours.


LMAO!

I've never been into cars that much, and this definitely ain't helpin!! Benzy, you're in BIG trouble..

Anonymous said...

"What? can you write me a ticket?"

mrs_dalloway said...

Oh.MY.
Jake shirtless at the end of my crappy day!he must have knew I was kind of down and thought..why don't I take this off a little..it doesn't hurt anyone,does it?...
No Jake,not to worry! You can take your shirt (or more..) off anytime!