Right, that's it. You're being scratched off the Bingo and shall never be spoken of again. How dare you block half naked Gyllenhaal. Do you know how long it's been for us, Mercedes Benz?Pic from IHJ.
Monday, August 14, 2006
DAMN YOU, MERCEDES BENZ! DAMN YOU!
Right, that's it. You're being scratched off the Bingo and shall never be spoken of again. How dare you block half naked Gyllenhaal. Do you know how long it's been for us, Mercedes Benz?
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soooo true
why can't he drive a Fiat Seicento?!
omg, i didn't realize how much i NEED to see jake's abs until i've been teased by this unsatisfying peak through the mercedes window! but dang, what we do see is pretty frickin hot...
Curses, thwarted again! I was counting on the heat of summer to provide us with an image like this. But I didn't count on the Benz spreading its protective wings (well, outflung doors) over Jake's bare-chested glory.
I can't even make out the pattern of his chest hair from this image. And that's SOOOO important to me, I'm ashamed to admit it.
Is that car new or does he have a silver and a gray one?
OMG, I can't talk, my tongue is flopping around - Jake, thank you for taking your shirt off.
Thank you summer for making Jake hot, thank you bicycle for making Jake hot, no thanks to you bloody Mercedes....
I think I need an ice cream....
He does look luscious, even partially obscured by that annoying and overpriced car. See how he glistens in the sunlight. Sigh. What astounds me is the fact that he went biking in CARGO shorts. Is his Morphing-Into-Lance phase over?
why can't he drive a Fiat Seicento?!
why can't he drive a SMART car?
why can't he walk!
He is so hot! And i can never "have" him... [sad]
these shots remind me of a classic of Janis Joplin: "Mercedes Benz", so I've posted this song in my blog with another pic of recent topless Jake.
oh. good. god.
-twinkie
Maybe it's someone else's car? He's not getting in the driver's side.
He does look like he needs to get that shirt off a bit more though, he's looking quite pale
Now, that's just cruel! Did Jake set this up, just to tease us? "Haha, Jake Watch, jokes on you!"
You, Mr. Gyllenhaal, are going down.
(I'll go with you.)
All I can say is thank you, thank you Jake. I have been waiting all summer. So if this is all I can get then I have to be grateful. But why, why, why does that car have to be in the way? And how can you stand being so beautiful!!!
When's he gonna play baseball????He plays baseball with his shirt off!!! When's he gonna go to the beach? I mean some times he wanders around the beach with his shirt off. RATS!!!(bangs head against wall!) I never liked Mercedes. I never did. Ever.
(tries to do best Steve Martin imitation from the movie "The Jerk")
**points at Mercedes**
I damn you !
Mmmmm arms of golden glory.
KILL THE BENZ!
Sweat gleaming, straight California dreaming, oh how JG's got us fiending.
MUST SEE not sure if anyone else has posted this but if you search Jake Gyllenhaal in Google or Google images there is a SUPER HOT shirtless Jake in THE green shorts playing baseball it is glorious. You have prob all seen it but you cant see it too many times i think the recommended does is every 2-3 mins :)
Mmmmm arms of golden glory.
Haha! Perfect description, I believe. You could add that to Ally's Jake Dictionary over at IHJ.
I think he needs to go SURFIN cause that will give him a TAAAAN..
The Benz to Jake Watch:
It's nobodys business but ours.
"ah to be the glove box."
He lives in California and I live in Scandinavia, yet he's paler than me?
I thought the reason you'd live in LA is that you get a fab tan...
His skin is fine and he needn't fry himself for anyone's behalf.He's handsome as is ...could shave but , I'm sure he has his reasons.
Thank you Jake, thank you for giving us what we want.
He certainly looks like he was giving us what we want in the series of pics at IHJ- seems like he takes his shirt off after he spots the paps- Jake you tease!
The Benz to Jake Watch: It's nobodys business but ours.
LOL!
Jake Watch back to The Benz:
"Well, dang Benz, this here is no one-shot thing! Jake Watch is in this for the long haul!"
It's hard to tell the order of the pics at IHJ
Jake Watch would like to take The Benz up Brokeback Mountain and give it a quick shove off the top. Never shall it block the view again.
Wise man say a man and his Mercedes are not so easily parted Grasshopper.
Yeah, we're all like the audience on the Ellen DeGeneres show, yelling, "Take your shirt off!"
So he obliged us.
Thank you, Jake.
He also wore red the other day, after we'd been saying that he seemed to have a rather dull & monochromatic wardrobe.
Also, most important of all, I haven't seen him in clogs lately.
Jake, that's the way, boy, that's the way. Listen to us. Indulge our harmless fantasies now & then. It won't hurt you or take up much of your time & it means so much to us.
Can you blame me for not sharing?
stop teasing us already!!
O. My. God!!! Damn you Benzy :)
"and youn can see I have my blinker on, I'd blush too but i'm just a car."
The Benz to Jake Watch:
It's nobodys business but ours.
LMAO!
I've never been into cars that much, and this definitely ain't helpin!! Benzy, you're in BIG trouble..
"What? can you write me a ticket?"
Oh.MY.
Jake shirtless at the end of my crappy day!he must have knew I was kind of down and thought..why don't I take this off a little..it doesn't hurt anyone,does it?...
No Jake,not to worry! You can take your shirt (or more..) off anytime!
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