Wednesday, July 12, 2006

SOCK WATCH #5

I'd almost throw in the towel with Sock Watch due to Jake's, dare I say it, quite bloody boring choice of socks (who would have thought?) but then came this picture:
  • COLOUR: Nike
  • TYPE: Nike
  • HEIGHT: Nike
  • OVERALL STATUS: K-Fed! Oh no you din't!

Oh yeah, I did!I'm sure there is an explanation around here somewhere.

26 comments:

cina said...

LMAO!! That's gotta be pretty darn uncomfortable...

But Jake - you're forgiven.

Anonymous said...

OMG!! Forgiven yes (always, for everything), forgotten no (how could you?)!

And are those shorts about to come off? ;)

Jess said...

^^We wish, don't we!

And the socks? Why, Jake, why?!

Nothing Really Matters said...

At least he kinda has a reason that he's just gotten off his bike. Clearly with dark shades, slipped on the wrong shoes!

zoo said...

What is the point of socks like this? Who sat there and thought: 'I know, I shall help all the disenfranchised who want to wear SOCKS WITH THEIR FLIP FLOPS (WTF?) but can't'?

Agnes said...

WTF this is not nice

Nothing Really Matters said...

Someone need to write to AGONY PUSSY Jake! I can always help!

britpopbaby said...

Yes, I'm sure it was just a temporary move whilst he located his proper attire. It's quite popular amongst English tourists though...

Elena said...

Jake needs varying the colour range of his socks. White is boring.

Becky Heineke said...

He really is not exhibiting good sock behavior here, that's for sure, although I agree it's surely temporary. Also, isn't this #6? Am I getting obsessive over my Sock Watches?

cina said...

It's quite popular amongst English tourists though...

LOL! So that's how I'd recognize a English tourist in Stockholm then? ;-)

cina said...

LOL! Those separate toes socks are quite cute actually!

Anonymous said...

Again, I find Jacob to be the exception to the rule. While socks with flipflops have always been a wrong answer, on him, somehow, they don't look overly bad. To me, they only add to his dorky cuteness. Also, I have to say that I looove the low-riding shorts. Nice undies, Jake.
Even when dressed similarly, Jake belongs nowhere in the same vicinity as Kevin Federline who is a whole new class of trash in and of himself.

Anonymous said...

Jake, you are asking a lot of your fans. You're really counting on our tolerance & acceptance of you, no matter what you form of self-expression you choose, aren't you?

I speak, of course, of your clog-wearing .... and now socks with flip-flops.

My loyalty, though badly shaken, still holds on, though rather tenuously. I tell myself: If any man can carry off a look that Nice Anonymous recalls her pot-bellied, elderly uncles sporting during summer backyard Bar-B-Ques in the U.S. suburbs, and yet still manage to look sexy, it would be Jake.

Still, I feel that Jake's toeing a dangerous line here that tests all my liberal beliefs in tolerance & acceptance. He's really teetering between endearing geekiness & looking like a complete dork.

Anonymous said...

gin said: "Again, I find Jacob to be the exception to the rule. While socks with flipflops have always been a wrong answer, on him, somehow, they don't look overly bad."

I TOTALLY AGREE. IN FACT JAKE LOOKS ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS IN THOSE NIKE SOCKS. HE TOOK OFF HIS SHOES FOR BIKING IN THE CAR, AND SLIPPED ON A PAIR OF FLIP FLOPS TO HEAD IN FOR A SHOWER.....UMMM. I LIKE THE TEMPORARY TRANSITION LOOK.

As far as an comparison to K-Fed, Jake looks zillion times better. K-Fed's flip flops are too dark a color and his pants land almost at the top line of the socks. Jake on the other hand has a light brown flip flop and his shorts end below his knees giving nice long view of lean legs that gentle into those soft white socks. I'm just saying..... he's looking good to me.

Miffed67 said...

And are those shorts about to come off?

One can only hope! They do look ready to fall down, tho, don't they?

I can't STAND wearing socks with flip flops or any sandles that separate your toes like that. What CAN he be thinking? That's SO uncomfortable! Thank goodness it was just a transitional thing.

Miffed: Clearly Brits is now delirious- it's either the socks or the tummy bug - how long 'til the soup gets there?

Arriving Heathrow airport momentarily. Will then be transferred to armored car for the trip to britpopbaby's bedside and spoonfed to her by our Jake lookalike robot operative. Full recovery expected.

britpopbaby said...

Ooo, I'm excited! I'll pretend to be more ill again.

Miffed67 said...

While I appreciate that Jake doesn't giva f*@k

Heh! He really doesn't, huh? I LOVE that sense of assurance in him, it's HELLA SEXY.

brit, honey....you really SHOULD be in bed....just to get the full effect, you understand?!?

Anonymous said...

hahaha... socks with flip flops? maybe Jake is turning Brit! Except we wear them with sandals here. I don't know... if anyone can pull this off, it's Jake.

Anonymous said...

Look. I'm sure there are rules and guidelines here. This is a very respectable blog. And it's fun. I love to hang out here. But. Geez! How could you commit such a sacrilege! Comparing Jakey to K-Fed! But then, I realized...it's not your fault. I mean...if the shoe fits...

Anonymous said...

Jake, you silly boy, is your shirt tucked into your underwear?? :)

Anonymous said...

oh lord save us =\

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Unknown said...

AAAAAARRGGGHHH! Does Jake sit in bed at night and think about ugly shoe/sock combos?!? I think he does!

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