Wednesday, June 14, 2006

JAKE A HOT BACHELOR? OH I NEVER KNEW!

Well, this is news to me. Apparently Bijou Phillips thinks it's his smile that makes him sexy. Yeah, he has got a great smile but it ain't exactly at the top of my list of reasons to take him home to Momma. Not that I'd let him meet my mother, she's nuts.

Learn more about this revelation HERE. Thanks People magazine - I don't know where I'd be without your insightful, eye-opening lists.

48 comments:

Anonymous said...

I cannot tell you how much I love this picture of Jake - from a photoshoot by Mark Abrahams.

Absolutely, totally gorgeous (even though he is slouching..!)

cina said...

Oh my, that's news to me too! REALLY??

And like Maria I love that picture of him, he looks.... oh words cannot describe!

DKBB said...

Well, I can sleep better now knowing that the authority-on-all-things-already-known People has told me Jake is hot...I'd have never had a clue without People's guidance. ;)

Hot?! Good lord, the boy would melt my kitchen appliances!!!! But, oh, what I wouldn't give to have him as my private chef! ;)

Anonymous said...

I love his smile. My favorite part about it is his dimples.

Anonymous said...

that picture reminds me why all hot guys should wear white Tee...

btw, I watched some bloopers of The Good Girl, Jake still laughed like a 10 year old in those out-takes.

Anonymous said...

Borrowing a line from Neil Gaiman's latest book: "Properly deployed, a smile like that could start a holy war."

Anonymous said...

Jake's not just a hot bachelor -- his is the Hottest! He should be on the People's magazine cover and on every fucking page inside, he's so damn hot.

Anonymous said...

No! And here I was thinking that we all go crazy over Jake because he's a complete munter. I have to admit, though, I love the bit where he's described as "smart, sensitive, and smokin'". Yeah baby. And you've just got to love that slouch.

Anonymous said...

Okay, I've just taken a look at the other so-called 'Hot Bachelors' and would like to ask the following question. KENNY FUCKING CHESNEY???!!!!! ARE YOU SURE???!!!! Never has a human being more closely resembled a stoat! The only time Kenny Chesney will ever be hot is if somebody sets him on fire! Also, I must alert you to photo number 1 in the selection - I've never heard of Taylor Hicks but that has to be one of the funniest pictures I've ever seen in my life. I understand that the nature of his celebrity probably doesn't result in him being taken particularly seriously, but what is that woman on the right trying to do to him? Is she in the process of unhingeing her jaw so she can swallow him whole like a boa constrictor? Oh the humanity.

Agnes said...

Jake is the winner I must say.

And why is RYAN SEACREST everywhere??

Anonymous said...

I agree with Winterbird about the white tee. He is soooo delish in that.

And that smile is to die for! I love him kinda goofy and natural and little kid-ish as opposed to posed and working it for the camera.

But I'll take him any way I can get him. ;-)

cina said...

I watched some bloopers of The Good Girl, Jake still laughed like a 10 year old in those out-takes.

I love his giggling, high-pitched laughter! It's so cute.

Nothing Really Matters said...

If only I had a smile like Jake's i could be a Hollywood star. Well I still have time on my side, I just need that luck break! Any takers????

Anonymous said...

Okay, can I just say one more thing about that picture? Check out his arms! Yum.

Anonymous said...

Ugh, I'm glad I'm not the only one who hates these lists. I especially loathe the Most Beautiful People ones. *gags*

That said, it's always nice to se a yummy picture of Jake.

Anonymous said...

wow, are these new quotes from jake? i feel like it’s been so long since he’s done publicity that all the jake pieces i’ve seen lately have had to rip quotes from his old interviews (i should know since i read everything i can on jake!).

i wonder, did jake oblige people mag’s request for quotes since it’s their big bachelor’s issue, or was some intern at people just really good and found some old quotes that happen to be less overexposed? i want to know cuz they are such cute quotes, and he sounds so happy… i hope it’s recent. with all these scowly/expressionless pap pics lately, i miss friendly-to-the-press jake.

also, bijou philips is hot—is she single? but i hear she’s crazy, so maybe not so good for our jakey…

Anonymous said...

I almost licked the computer screen when I saw that picture....

Jake is more than words can describe.

Anonymous said...

Okay I know we have the forum now but since he's the next pic over, can I just say how pleased I am that my TV Boyfriend Donald Faison from Scrubs is single now?

Back on topic: I lurve that pic and he does have a sweet little boy smile but that's not the top feature of what makes him The Sex. His sexy scowl does that more effectively the smile is just cake.

Anonymous said...

haha, wtb, great description of bijou. isn’t she also china philip’s sis? and c’mon, i haven’t heard crazy stories of her in a while, so maybe she’s calmed down a bit with age?

winterbird, have u seen donnie darko? i’m asking b/c if you enjoy giggly, laughing jake (who doesn’t), he is so cute when he’s just laughing hysterically to himself in bed, in his last scene in the movie. if you can, watch the original (not director’s cut) dvd, not just cuz it’s better, but it also has 2 separate commentary tracks, one with jake and richard kelly (so great), and another with the rest of the cast. it’s cool to listen to the latter as well b/c u get to hear how they are all smitten with jake too, and jena malone and the others comment on how they all love his infectious laugh. we’re definitely not the only ones!

Anonymous said...

That smile of his is infectious, he is just so damned much fun to watch... [and I still think Justin Timberdrip needs his fingers broken]!

Jess said...

Oh lordy-lord, I think I'm dying over here! He's sooo yummy and gorgeous and beautiful and handsome and amazing and...well, let's just say that the man is perfection. *swoon*

Hot?! Good lord, the boy would melt my kitchen appliances!!!!

~dkbb~, LMAO!!!

And yeah, I've never heard of that Bijou Phillips either. Friends with the Hilton sisters is she? Well, that just says it all, doesn't it. Hand me the bucket, please.

Anonymous said...

Jake is truly the poster boy for proper dental care. I'm convinced sometimes that the boy has extra teeth on the upper level. And I've had an inspiration. My dentist hangs ornaments & other doohickeys from the ceiling of his office, so that his patients have something distracting to look at while they are tilted backwards. I ought to persuade him to tape up Jake's picture overhead instead. The dentist can justify it by saying: "See how attractive someone who brushes regularly can be." Of course, all the patients would be looking at much more than his teeth.

The Real Me said...

If you want to see an ok film with Bijou in it check out Black and White by James Toback, she's also the lead female in Bully by Larry Clark, an awesome but very dark film based on a true story.

Miffed67 said...

Oh! So THAT'S what it is....the smile! I didn't know. Thanks, People, you're the bestest!

Puh-lease.....talk about NOT having your finger on the pulse. Yeah...Jake's hot. You're just NOW figuring that out? Sheesh.

Becky Heineke said...

Oh my God! I so knew! I so knew Jake was a hot bachelor!

Anonymous said...

Love the pic, but have to agree that while he has a charming smile, it's not top of my list either.You could single out the eyes, the smile, the hair, the body...(gulp) his "personality", his walk, his voice, his complexion, (with tan/without tan) his style, his stubble, his beard, his moles, but why bother? Jake is so totally HOT, so totally, indescribably DELICIOUS, that I'd be a fool to just take ONE THING about him and say that's why. Sometimes we don't know why. Sometimes it's just faith. You know? You look at it. It's good. All of it. And you look up and give thanks. Yessss!

Anonymous said...

It's all good, baby. It's all good.
Mmmm, JAKE! So glad he's only 25.
he's gonna be purty for a very long time!

Anonymous said...

Do you think when Jake gets depressed he reads all the over the top fan praise to cheer himself up? I totally would but then I'm insecure.

Miffed67 said...

There IS a God!

Elena said...

And how those collection of white shirts fit him, that's a not so hidden talent,mmm...

Anonymous said...

Oh GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! he is handsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

His smile (while beautiful) is only the tip of the iceberg. He's a total package. You can't possibly pick out "the one thing" that makes him as sexy as he is. :)

Anonymous said...

ouuuuuuuuuuuuu he's soooooooooooooooooo hot!

Anonymous said...

Just watched a video of the People Magazine editor talking about the Hot Bachelor issue on the Today Show. Jake is somewhere in the middle of the video and she claims Jake can't wait to be a dad and wants four kids. Oh my, the lucky woman who gets to someday reproduce with the Gyllenhaal. I hate her already.

http://video.msn.com/v/us/v.htm?g=2b05dfd1-e259-46cb-bca3-6a5d83c42647&t=s5&f=06/64&p=hotvideo_celebrity>1=8211

Anonymous said...

maybe OT, but is it just me, or does it seem like he's about to pop out of his fly!?!?!?

what can i say, i'm a horny biotch.

**Twinkie**

Anonymous said...

I'm glad PEOPLE magazine is giving Jake recognition but they act like they have discovered something that no one knows about. Second, I love the picture but I wish they had used one I hadn't seen before so that I could have something new for my collection. His boyish smile is always very sweet, but I tend to go for the sexy scowl look. That's what does it for me. We saw Jake as a boy for a long time. Then it seemed like over night he grew up and turned into this damn fine man! When he has that intent smouldering look in his eyes I could stare at him for days. All those little things about his face that some outsider might consider inperfections come together to make one PERFECT picture. Third, if PEOPLE doesn't name him SEXIEST MAN ALIVE this year, then they have totally missed the boat on who's hot and who is not.

mrs_dalloway said...
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Anonymous said...

"Oh my, the lucky woman who gets to someday reproduce with the Gyllenhaal. I hate her already."

Or the lovely man he chooses to adopt with.

mrs_dalloway said...
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Anonymous said...

One of my favorite pics of Jake! And I caught the MSNBC video clip too, four kids, eh??? I will be the 1st in line to offer my services!! Hee!!

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