Omigod? She's keeled over! Is she ok? Stop smirking, Jake and call an ambulance!
She really only has herself to blame. Getting that close to the Gyllenhaal is bound to cause all sorts of palpatations. Poor Jake can only look on helplessly as she slides further off her sexy stainless steel Coffee Bean chair to the cigarette laden ground and dies at his Nike feet. Stop smiling, Jake; it's not funny.