Omigod? She's keeled over! Is she ok? Stop smirking, Jake and call an ambulance!
She really only has herself to blame. Getting that close to the Gyllenhaal is bound to cause all sorts of palpatations. Poor Jake can only look on helplessly as she slides further off her sexy stainless steel Coffee Bean chair to the cigarette laden ground and dies at his Nike feet. Stop smiling, Jake; it's not funny.
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I would criticise her, but I have a feeling I would do exactly the same...
and Jake just laughs...maybe he doesn't like this woman very much...(don't worry Jake, I'm here - you don't have to go on dates with women you don't like anymore...you've got me.)
Does anybody know who this girl is? Maybe you've seen other pictures of her? I wonder what her relation to Jake is...
I don't know she is but she is far too attractive so she should stay away from him.
Yeah, I'd really like to know who that chick is too. Is this an older pic? He doesn't have his beard...
I think his posture says he does like her--he's sort of leaning in the same direction she is, and that's not a smirky smile.
As for the palpitations, it's probably due to smoking too much, as that seems to be related in some way to whatever she is looking for.
I have noticed that when he isn't ignoring everyone, he is very high-involvement. He looks like he is on a date no matter what. I don't remember where I saw it, but there's a pic of him with Molto Mario and they look like they're on a date too. Blast, where is a body language expert when you need one?!?!?!?!!!?!
Also, RE: when was this picture taken--seems like it must be soon after Jarhead was filmed, as it looks like his hair is just starting to grow back.
On a date with Molto Mario! I hope you mean like, 'cool New York lunch date' type of date and not, 'I'll pick you up at seven, sweetie', kinda date!!
And yeah, the pic is from a while ago and the woman has never been spotted since so I think it's reasonable to assume that ambulance didn't get there in time and she did die.
Good lord, he is so hot. Look at the way his lean, long legs are folded up underneath him with that sweet-shoed foot leaning up against the umbrella stand. He looks so good all folded and leanin' like that.
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