Friday, April 07, 2006
Oh what do we have here? Resisting any obvious 'The Bitches Just Love Jake' gags, it seems the four-legged members of the animal kingdom also can't shirk the Gyllenhaal allure. But this fact does not excuse that Golden Retriever and his BLATANT STALKING! You should be ashamed of yourself muttley; pandering to Jake's weaknesses like that. Wandering over to him with your pathetic, "Will you please throw my ball?" rountine. That's the human equivalent of, "Will you please sign my breasts?". You disgust me! And whats with the Hannibal Lecter facial attire? How dangerous are you, exactly?
Posted by britpopbaby at 4:07 PM