Monday, April 03, 2006


Jake is wearing his cool shades, listening to his hip ipod and doing some crazy ass exercising so he remains blissfully unaware of you, lady, but we can see you and your BLATANT STALKING!

You have obviously tried to go incognito with that 'sporting' outfit but we're not so easily fooled. Look, you're not even running and you're staring RIGHT. AT. HIM. I completely understand that one might be rendered into a paralytic state upon sighting the Gyllenhaal but at least have the decency to hide behind a car or tree!

It's people like you that give us 'observers' a bad name. It's people like you who take it a step too far by breaking into star's houses AND taking all your clothes off before climbing into their beds and waiting for them to return. No style! This, ladies and gentlemen, is a case of BLATANT STALKING!



Anonymous said...

lmao oh man that post made me laugh so hard!! Keep up on the site!

- P.

Anonymous said...

This pic gives new meaning to the phrase "light in the loafers."

Anonymous said...

brazen hussy indeed, how dare she stalk the G!

Anonymous said...

She's checking that fine piece of ass, who wouldn't?

Anonymous said...

She's thinking "Why oh why did God make me a lesbian??"

Anonymous said...

so, like... whoever took the picture is stalking her as she stalks him. so confusing! lol

Rain-drop said...

OMG I am laughing so far I think I'm going to fall off of my computer chair...I am literally laughing out loud, your post is SO funny!

The pic is funny. Jake's exercising looks funny here! Why is he sideways? Is he dancing? LOL!

Anonymous said...

HAHAHA!! (note hearty laugh) That had me in stitches for around 23 seconds. Your blog is like a breath of fresh air in the world of sycophantic arse-lickage, well I know we lick the J mans arse, but you do it in style.

Oh jake oh jake
what fun you make
our lives