You have obviously tried to go incognito with that 'sporting' outfit but we're not so easily fooled. Look, you're not even running and you're staring RIGHT. AT. HIM. I completely understand that one might be rendered into a paralytic state upon sighting the Gyllenhaal but at least have the decency to hide behind a car or tree!
It's people like you that give us 'observers' a bad name. It's people like you who take it a step too far by breaking into star's houses AND taking all your clothes off before climbing into their beds and waiting for them to return. No style! This, ladies and gentlemen, is a case of BLATANT STALKING!
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