Monday, April 03, 2006


The Internet Movie Database message boards are curious places where the mentally unstable can express their opinions about actors, films, television shows and for some reason politics. Often I like to visit this virtual zoo and observe with awe the randomness of posts, especially when they involve our dearest Jacob. Now, don't get me wrong, I enjoy the place and some of the people there are utterly enchanting but occasionally sanity gets the better of me and I have to step back and assess the madness to truly appreciate it. So, for those of you not brave enough to enter this magical world and immerse yourself in the chaos I thought I would bring little pieces of it to you. Please enjoy:

Is Jake Black? by EmancipateAshlee
Like every time I see him, he looks like black. Does ayone have an explanation for tis? And he definately like acts thug-ish to add to my suspicion. Like I am not saying 100% African or anything, but definately like half or a third even.

Were they joking? Who knows? The issue has not been officially resolved.


Anonymous said...

Uummm...words have escaped me...I just....yeah.

britpopbaby said...

It is indeed a pickle of a question. It still remains in limbo...

Anonymous said...

Ya know, I know he's not Black but me and my sis both think he has some negroidy features or something. Maybe we just want to claim him *shrugs*

Anonymous said...

It's not Emancipation our Ashlee needs...

Anonymous said...

He acts thuggish???? Remember, he likes show tunes---how could he be a thug?

Anonymous said...

congratulations- they have won the ignorant award of the year.

Anonymous said...

Oh hell, I don't care. White, black its all the same to me. Just lose the beard, it hides the FACE.

Rain-drop said...

THUGGISH! OMG! Our slender, beautiful, sweet Jake, THUGGISH?! That is hilarious.

Anonymous said...

I think I just cracked a rib laughing so much. are they actually being seroius or sarcy? hmmmmm perhaps the beard clouded their vision? a lot.

(i)(i)........and all black people are thuggish???

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