Tuesday, November 14, 2006

MORE THE SAME, IT HURTS ME TO SAY

More unauthorized females:

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More blatant stalking:
Stage 1: The Casual Warm-Up
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Stage 2: Moving In For The Kill
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More Reasons to Say BACK AWAY FROM MY MAN!
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What the HELL was going on at this charity function? 'Cause apparently after the ride was over, the fun was just beginning. Come on, Gyllenhaal. Would it have killed you to show a little sock? Just to spice things up a bit? You don't even look sad for all your atrocious behavior.
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Much better.

Pics: IHJ.
Charity: Still of the Livestrong variety.
Complete and utter lack of ideas: All PG, who recognized the need to show any new pictures since they're few and far between, but couldn't help but be uninspired by their depressing blandness. Aw, but Jake really does look sad in that last pic. I knew he'd feel bad about not getting us a sock shot.

83 comments:

penny lane said...

I find the choice of clothes he threw together pretty interesting (is that a suit-jacket with those light-colored pants?!)..!
(And that last picture is absolutely goooorgeous.)

heddaparsons said...

He does look sad in that last picture but I think he was listening to Lance up on stage looking at the series of pictures. He has lost some close friends/family to cancer and it must be hard for him to hear about cancer survivors.

amerita said...

Jake looks so impossibly beautiful in that last picture that takes my breath away ...*THUD*

Nothing Really Matters said...

He does look kinda sad in the last picture!

atk said...

Wow, he really looks sad. Or tired. But don´t you just want to give him a big hug? He looks so cuddly.

Nothing Really Matters said...

Maybe thoughtful!

The Bearded Lady said...

sad?, bored? , or sadly bored?

Anonymous said...

Bored.

Look at the light on his lashes, though.

jacknastygirl said...

I Jake would become the President of the World, the sad and careful one, then in the future would happen funny little scandal called "SockGate"

jng said...

if, not I...;)

If, one day, Jake would become the President of the World, the sad and careful one, then in the future would happen funny little scandal called "SockGate"

veeveevee said...

In that last picture he is too beautiful for words...and he looks like he needs a little TLC. I shall sacrifice and volunteer myself for the job! ;-)

The Bearded Lady said...

Well , I was leaving open a more profound option.

dani said...

In that last photo, Jake is beyond precious! I tend to go with what heddaparsons said about what he might be thinking about. It's wonderful to celebrate those that have survived cancer. And sad when you have lost people before they could be helped as Jake has and I have and probably others here. His face is so beautiful in it's thoughtful state that it tugs at my heart.

cina said...

Awww Jakey-poo! *sigh*
That last picture is truly beautiful. And yes anon 4:38, how can you not notice his lashes there! Absolutely gorgeous!

Dumbo said...

Forget Jake for a minute (I know hard to do), but what the hell is up with the smiles on those other people's faces? Yes excitement, but really those clown grins are awful.

The Bearded Lady said...

Years of hearing "say cheese"

JoyceDavenport said...

He's really going for it isn't he. One day Jake you will push Brits and PG too far- and then boy will you know what the combined might of Britain and the USA feels like- shock and awe don't even begin to describe it.You ass will get burned baby.

Anonymous said...

Apologies if already mentioned, but new pics here

http://x17online.com/celebrities/spandex_hasnt_been_this_appealing_since_the.php

Anonymous said...

Sorry - the full link didn't come out. Just go to

http://x17online.com

smurfette said...

i'm loving the non-pap jake pics. and sad jake with the long eyelashes? thud! nothing hotter than a sensitive guy... so jack twist =)!

thanks for the link, anon-- guess jg is back in cali from uncle-duty and biking again.

Anonymous said...

Why do they keep saying he is in training for the Lance Armstrong movie? I thought his people said he wasn't doing it???

Anonymous said...

At least we can see his socks in these photos.

cina said...

Why do they keep saying he is in training for the Lance Armstrong movie? I thought his people said he wasn't doing it???

I don't think these people know what they're talking about.They should get their facts straight. *snort*

heddaparson said...

8:46PM. Yeah. They seem to think that he just took up cyling this year. He has been cycling for several years now and wearing the Livestrong wrist band. Idiots.

Anonymous said...

I tried to post a comment about that on x17, but they won't let me. Both Jake and Lance have said he's NOT doing the biopic! x17 is SO out of date! But I love the Jake in spandex pics!
These pics sort of look familiar. Maybe they aren't even that recent.

BTW: Kiki Dunst was spotted at Chateau Marmont having drinks and smooching up...Orlando Bloom and Natalie Portman was spotted in London necking with ...Gael Garcia Bernal. No sign anywhere of Boo and Atticus. None. (sigh!) Maybe we should dispatch agents to search for missing dogs.

Prophecy Girl said...

Oddly enough, there was a question in Parade magazine this week about Matthew McConaughey going up for the role of Lance in the biopic (HERE). They said no, Jake was almost assuredly going to get the part. And Parade is usually pretty reliable because it's so mainstream. I am completely baffled by the persistence and prevalence of these rumors.

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amerita said...

I was in a REI store today and read an article about Lance on one of those sport magazine I forgot the name, where again he was asked about weather Jake or Matt will play him in the movie and he says that the script is not finished yet so it is early to say who will be playing him, but that ultimately any actor with integrity will have to read the script and like it before making any commitment. He also says that Jake himself told him 'yeah I love biking and you are my bud, but I have to see the script'.

cina said...

No sign anywhere of Boo and Atticus. None. (sigh!) Maybe we should dispatch agents to search for missing dogs.

Oh don't worry. They are taken care of, believe me... ;-)

Anonymous said...

Anon 8:59pm: Re: Kiki and Orlando, Kiki's rep says the rumors aren't true.

"They are not dating. They are and have always been friends," Stephen Huvane told The ShowBuzz Tuesday.

http://www.showbuzz.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/11/14/people/
main2181022.shtml

Anonymous said...

I can always rely on this site for a good chuckle. YEAH what WAS Jake doing at that charity site (maybe someone should tell him we like to see some sock action, so roll up them pants man!)

In any case Jake looks HOT in those photos and so sad at the end. I just wanted to go over and put my arm around him.

Anonymous said...

^I don't think Kirsten is dating anyone. They've linked her with anyone and everyone. Jason Schwartzman, Jake (who she doesn't want to have anything to do with or is madly chasing, depending on which article you read), now Orlando... I don't think anyone knows anything. LOL.

Nothing Really Matters said...

I'm sure Lance said Jake would not play him!

Newport Girl said...

I just hope he stays safe when he's on his bike. Out here (especially in South Orange County) many, many bikers have been hit and killed by cars.

The Bearded Lady said...

Lance Armstrong is going to play Jake?....
I'm not sure this is a good idea?

Newport Girl said...

Hey, Uncle Jack Nasty changed his MySpace headshot to, you guessed it, his Bumblebee bike picture! He can put his stinger in me anytime, baby, anywhere!

Newport Girl said...

You will never believe what that charity ride was called: "Ride For The Roses"

I commented on it in UJN's site, saying that I don't dare mention stems...let's see if he posts it.

lol, I wonder if he got teased about that.

mpom said...

The lsst picture, truely amazing. Would love to know what is going on inside that beautiful head at that paricular moment. Breathtaking.

On a lighter note: Jake looks forced in the other pictures. Maybe stiff is the word I'm looking for. Like he really doesn't like these grinning people so close to him but he is so kind and generous he consents to photos with them. Like old maid aunts mauling you at the holidays.

Newport Girl said...

FUCK, AM I TALKING TO MYSELF AGAIN?

EVERYBODY, WAKE THE HELL UP!!!

lol

mpom said...

I'm here Newport girl

Newport Girl said...

Oh, good! You are always great to talk to. How are you?

Newport Girl said...

mpom, you can always email/IM me at
Newport_Girl@sbcglobal.net

I have enjoyed your comments. I always laugh about your description of driving around like the Grapes of Wrath...!

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vanzmotorbike said...

He doesn't look sad to me in that last pic, but thought-full, like he's digesting some profound piece of information. That was my first impression anyway.

mpom said...

Maybe you have me confused with another poster, newportgirl. That does not sound familiar about the grapes of wrath. But it is one of my favorite old movies.
I love all of Jakes work but I am a movie fan and watch many old and new.

Anonymous said...

mpom, maybe they hyped the fact that this Hollywood celeb would be participating and Jake felt self-conscious. I think he'd rather be "just a guy who's here to support Lance's work." I agree he has a Hollywood smile in some of the pics and in others looks genuinely relaxed and enjoying himself.

BTW: Stephen Huvane is the jerk PR guy who has been caught out in so many lies for the celebs he represents that he has lost a LOT of credibility.

Newport Girl said...

Oops, sorry, you are right. I guess I was thinking of Nice Anonymous. You both seem so, well, nice and gentle, and I do get you two mixed up. Sorry.
Don't you think JG looks like a bee in that yellow and black?!

Newport Girl said...

Anonymous, is Stephen Huvane the one that Jessica Simpson fired for the John Mayer fiasco? Just wondering.

SquallCloud said...

That last photo looks so completely meloncholy but I bet he's like "I shouldn't have had that third mini quiche." or something else just as innocuous

mpom said...

I bet he's like "I shouldn't have had that third mini quiche."

LOL Funny very funny squallcloud.

Maybe it was at the end of the benefit and he was wanting it to be over so he could go home and get into his jammies.

mpom said...

As a matter of fact newportgirl JG does look rather beelike in that get up. That hat does nothing for him but I love him in it anyway. And as for the spandex it makes him look very thin, not my favorite look for Jake. But he seems to be having fun biking and that is good to see.

Anonymous said...

Don't know about Huvane but Kirsten herself has said that she's not dating anyone and is happy being single despite what rumors people may have read online. I saw her on Ellen and she even debunked the longrunning Andy Samberg rumor so I don't doubt that what Huvane is saying in this case is legit.

c said...

Thoughtful Jake in that last picture is so sexy. I just want to know what's going on behind the eyes... *sigh*

By the way, there's video at X17online of that Orlando and Kiki sighting at the Chateau Marmont and it just looks like two people out with a group of friends. Nothing going on.

Anonymous said...

It figures. Two people make a movie together. They become friends. Sometimes they hang out.

Anonymous said...

Well, it had to come sometime.....McBongo has to give up the title of Sexiest Man Alive. (I mean the dude is fun and all but sexiest man alive? C'mon!) People Magazine's Sexiest Man alive for 2007 will apparently be announced tomorrow. Is it too late to stuff the ballot box for Jake??

c said...

Is Jake even in the running? Last I heard it was going to be between Patrick Dempsey, Johnny Depp and Daniel Craig.

Anonymous said...

Call me naive, but somehow I doubt Jake or Reese would approve of that 'rebound' story being used for PR purposes to hype a movie. She may be newly single and going through a divorce, but she's always struck me as a protective mother and I doubt she wouldn play out any kind of revenge like that on their dad however hurt she may be. JMO

Anonymous said...

^Sorry! Please ignore. That was meant in reply to another post further down. Too many windows open at once I guess. >__>

Anonymous said...

I'm jonsing harder every day for Zodiac - DAMMIT I HATE LATE RELEASES!
AAAAARGH!

These photos do not satisfy - I need skin to make it til march.

smurfette said...

2:50, the SMA is announced tomorrow, so yeah, reckon it's too late to influence in any way, but i was just on the people.aol.com page, and was shocked and appalled that jake is losing the sexiest smile category by a landslide to mcconnaughey!! excuse my language, but wtf? that's insanity. he's also barely winning the "who would your mom want you to date" poll by just a smidge over mcdreamy (patrick dempsey). anyway, it would be nice to have jake be the new sma, cuz that means nice magazine pics, but really, it's a pretty silly title.

Anonymous said...

OMG, pics at IHJ of Jake and Reese on the set of "Renditon"!!! Reese has a fake baby belly.

dani said...

Sixteen, so far, fantastic pics on the set of Rendition. Now it feels official that there will be another movie for us on the horizon. At the rate Zodiac is going, Rendition may be completed and in theaters first!

amerita said...

Nice jeans. Not sur ewhy he is goign around with two pairs of sunglasses though...

mrs_dalloway said...

OMG at that last picture!!!*thud*
I think I'm inlove with him again!
Wow.Speachless..And..the other people?what other people?..;-)

Anonymous said...

Looks like he was joking around with Reese about her belly! Glad to see her smiling. Jake knows how to establish a comfort zone. And I am SO glad he's back to work. YESSSSS!!!! My, but he looks good. My, my, my.

I think this divorce is hard on Reese. She really tried hard to make things work and navigating through the legal process without having things turn into a gruesome public circus is hard. No matter how bad a marriage is, people go through a grieving process when it ends.
Not necessarily bcz you still have feelings for someone, but bcz the hope that it can work out is gone and you feel a sense of failure, too. At least that's how it was for me.

Anonymous said...

Rumor has it that this year's sexiest man is either Patrick Dempsy or Matt Damon. If Jake isn't in the top three I will personally go down to People Magazine's offices and picket! Where ARE their offices?

Anonymous said...

Reese is very professional. With all that's happening in her life, and on top of that being the mother of two young children, she will step up to the plate, very disciplined and ready for work.
Of course it helps that she will be working with someone as sweet as Jake.

Anonymous said...

8:12 here. I mean, she could be going to work with Russell Crowe.

Anonymous said...

Judging by People Magazine's reputation, whoever wins the Sexiest Man title will have "bought" the honour. In other words, their PR company will have lobbied vigorously for it and probably offered all sorts of favours/incentives to the magazine.

And apparently they rarely (if ever) give it to someone under 30.

I doubt whether Jake would want it, anyway. He's purposely avoiding big bug, chick flick roles, so probably feels it would effect his credibility (even - as it is - the title was deserved).

Anonymous said...

... ummm ... make that "big buck roles" ...

kaydee said...

Come on, Gyllenhaal. Would it have killed you to show a little sock?

lol. PG, i probably find it more funny than i should.

why is he always so hunched over (like on the second pic)? grrr...

PG, as far as i'm concerned, every time there are no new jake pics, you can post his pic in the voting hat. and i will be drooling over it all over again. no need to hunt for some new pictures in spandex or with strange women, which make my blood pressure jump and not in a good way.

kaydee said...

haaaallooooo?!

anybody in there?

seems i have to play all by myself. :(

where did everybody go?

hedda parsons said...

Pictures from the set of Rendition with Reese, YAY!!! I'm so happy to see him working again. And we may have to savor theses pics because when this starts to shoot in Morroco and S. Africa I'm afraid the pics will be few and far between.

Newport Girl said...

Anonymous 8:19 said "He's purposely avoiding big BUG, chick flick roles, so probably feels it would affect his credibility"

Oh, I don't know, he sure looks like a BIG BUMBLEBEE in that bright yellow and black spandex ensemble...lol

Bad Anonymous said...

...AND WE ARE HIS SWARM BUZZING AFTER OUR BIG HONEY, THE "KING BEE MASTER STINGER G"

kaydee said...

and he can sting me anytime :)

i like where this metaphor is going...

S4M985 said...

Great post PG!!! i rekon underneath those pants hes got on two different coloured and highted socks!

Once again you guys have all managed to crack me up!
Personally i dont care whos standin next to our man at the moment, (be it some random, reese, heck even kiki) he looks more happy now than he has in the past few months. Im loving the new pics of the movie set and these charity ones are the best ive seen in ages.

Nothing Really Matters said...

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cina said...

Love the pics from the set of Rendition! It's so nice to see him working again, I was getting a little tired of the biking-, walking-, having coffee-, talkin on the cellphone-pics as of lately... LOL!

jng said...

I have found more pics here:
http://www.r-witherspoon.com/images/index.php?cat=125

The Bearded Lady said...

One what Pussy? a cheese?

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