When I first saw this picture I thought, 'Oh look, there's Kirsten Dunst with Jake on his knees pleading for release from this Jumanji, Mary-Jane, Sofia Coppola jaded nightmare of a relationship'. But then I realised not even the Dunster is THAT pale. What's going on?
We're obviously at some kind of slogan T-shirt convention here but beyond that I have NO IDEA what is happening in this picture. What I do know is, I don't like it. I don't like it one little bit. I mean, I'm almost angry at Jake - what's with the eye contact, the smirk and the tugging?
Yes, everything was beautiful, nothing hurt until "Kim" showed up. Thanks, sister. Thanks a bunch.