Texas Agents, suit up. Time to show us what you're worth, recruits! Jack Fuckin' Twist is back on the rodeo circuit!
And by that, I mean Jake is in Texas. Austin, to be specific. You heard it here first, except you really didn't because the information came from this most interesting and enlightening interview. Jake gets asked about The Lance Movie. And the ESPY's. And why he hangs out with people so much less attractive than he is (joking on that last one...although it's a valid question). I'm going to make you read it for yourself though. Really, it's some good shit.
So, yup. Texas it is. No news yet on if he'll be riding the bulls this time. He got busted up before. The Army didn't even want 'im. It's not like back in his daddy's day.
Sorry. Jake in Texas makes me go all Jack Nasty. Yeee-haw!