...we are blindsided by such a mind-blowing avalanche of Jake pictures, such an overwhelming visual cornucopia, such a devastatingly numbing array of new information, that we sit, shell-shocked, and let emotion after emotion wash over us in light of that which is too much for our minds to compute. And then we know, we know, what it is like to be Jake Gyllenhaal.
And in news that is every bit as emotionally stirring, Jake was able to find his car in a parking lot earlier today.
Just kidding. Well, I mean, he found his car (I guess) and it was actually yesterday but that wasn't the news. The news is that while everyone already knows that tomorrow marks the first airing of "Friday Night with Jonathan Ross With Guest Star Jake Gyllenhaal" what you did not know is that tomorrow is also the premiere of "Friday Night with Jonathan Ross With Guest Star Jake Gyllenhaal As Live-Blogged By britpopbaby Exclusively for Jake Watch."
And that's way more exciting than a parking lot.
Pics from someone else's Jake site.