Yes, cashing in on our understanding that Jake Watch can help people through those particularly difficult periods that may or may not involved Oscar-winning actresses, we introduce our newest feature, "Ask Jake Watch". Audience participation: BYOD!
Not one to shy away from work, Madame Swiss jumps straight in with this week's troubled reader.
Dear Madame Swiss,
I have a really embrassing problem. Every time I think of Jake Gyllenhaal, my pants burst into flames. It's really noticeable and I think people at work are starting to talk about me. Any suggestions?
Scorched, 24, Alabama.
Madame Swiss: My dear, I suggest you stop wearing pants.
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