Jake has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize as interpretated by the Teen Choice Award 2007 secret circle. He has also been nominated for the Orange Prize for Fiction, for a novel he is yet to write but the proposal he sketched out in stick-figures on a napkin was so brilliant they went ahead anyway.
Obviously, canvassing must begin so I urge you all to head HERE to vote. You have to promise your soul to a wireless networking devil but I think it's worth it.
Enjoy this picture of some drunks while you contemplate how generally brilliant Jake is and how much he deserves your vote, in comparison to say, Hayden Panettiere.