Someone steal the granny jumper!
if those two jerks weren't in the way I could get a better look at the posters to see when it's available. You can hardly tell by looking at the pic.
I wanted to see how I could win $5,000 !!!
Who is he walking with?And does he look like he's lost weight recently? I think he appears quite thin there.
You forget to ad MIMS feat. Junior Reid!!! I mean JUNIOR REID- the hottest thing since Janet Jackson-gate at the Super Bowl XXXVIII in February 2004 ! And the next time please wait before those guys are out of the way so that we have a better view on the poster - I am with anon 10.09 - what about the 5.000$???
Sorry for the double post- I was too excited when I saw the poster...
Someone should tell Ms. PA that you don't wear taupe pumps with jeans.....sheesh.
Summer is on, do we have to wait seeing Jake nude for long? When will he decide to take his clothes off?
Bet we get some kind of announcement on Monday about Jake doing the play. And I bet it's a yes. If we don't hear something by Weds., if it is totally silence, then I think it's a no. Looking at the pictures carefully, I think Jake was very impressed with the "artwork " on the posters. LOL!
It doesn't have to be summer for Jake to do nude. But it helps. That reminds me. Haven't seen Jarhead in a while. LOL! My but he looks badass in the JJ pics all in black workout clothes with a sleeveless top. Tell ya whut. I don't think I've ever been so turned on by a guy just wearing some black baggy gymshorts and a black sleeveless t-shirt. Jake! Make it stop!!! (bangs head against wall.)
Jake is wearing two of his GyllenCouture basics, the white tshirt and the dark jeans with the topstitching. :)
I've passed by those pozsters a million times and I had zero interest in what was being advertised, still Jake and the PA should move the hell out of the way so others that are interested in can see!
how fine did he look that night! DAYUM!
You would think as his PA she would have learned how to keep in step by now. We know Jake likes to be sychronise with his walking companions. (See the famous Jake/ Peter pic somewhere on this blog which I can't find to link- so find it yourself). Maybe he needs to send her to some walking and obedience classes, I sure whoever trained Atticus would oblige. As we all know Boo would never stoop to allow himself to be trained like a mere animal. BTW- Where IS Boo?
Just think that this person’s job description is something in the lines of “Follow Jake around and do stuff for him on a daily basis”. (*sigh*) Some people have dream jobs...P.S. ncwoman, I think she gave up on caring how she dresses as soon as she took this job, after realizing that being out with Jake makes you invisible ;-)
Pink Mist said:"ncwoman, I think she gave up on caring how she dresses as soon as she took this job, after realizing that being out with Jake makes you invisible ;-)"You have a point, PM. But fashion faux pas aside, at least she could dress for comfort. I mean, I wouldn't traipse around NYC in pumps, that's for sure. If I didn't care how I looked, my tootsies would be comfortably clad in sneaks or Birkenstocks. ;-)
I think she is a short person and she thinks the two inch heels give her some height. I say why bother!And even so. There are much more comfortable shoes that still give one some height. But who am I to nitpick. After all, I have comfortable shoes and I'm short...difference is...Jake is with her, not me.
I completely agree on the comfort factor ncwoman and anon. Can't she take a hint from Jake's shoe choices? And while we're at Jake's shoe collection, does Nike thank their lucky stars 10 times per day for all the free publicity they are getting from the best model they could ever hope for?
Maybe they are so appreicative they give Jake free shoes. If they were smart they would.I've adopted their marketing slogan as my life's philosophy: "Just Do It!" Right now, I'm just trying to figure out what "It" is. LOL!!
Anonymous hat gesagt... if those two jerks weren't in the way I could get a better look at the posters to see when it's available. You can hardly tell by looking at the pic. 9:24 PM BST hilarious commment!! who are these jerks anyway?!?! someone chop their heads off.
Sorry for double-posting, but I have a very important question about this possible Broadway play:Political campaigns are a tough, grueling, very dirty business. So it would seem to me, if they want to maintain credibility with their audience, they will make provisions for their "idealistic communications director" to take showers...lots of them. They might even consider the shower scenes as a dramatic device in the play. You know. Like an OCD behavior: "Out out damned spot!" Or like hydro-therapy for all the stress the poor dear is under. I think it would work really well. But that's just me. (I've consulted on more than 2,432 Tony nominated plays over the past 75 years!)
Hey showerlady.I think Jake's next movie should be a remake of 'Singing in the rain'. Of course it would have to relocated to Hawaii with warm rain and minimally clad Jake...
Noyhing Really Motters wrote : "Someone steal the granny jumper!"Someone steal the PA shoes!!!
Thank you, Jake. No sunglasses, so we can see that admirable profile of yours, including the sweep of the eyelashes. Also, you look very tan & healthy when you're wearing a white t-shirt. (Though I know tanning is evil, still, I can't help admiring those tanned arms.)
Sorry NRM : I meant Nothing Really Matters...
Counselor davenport (are you a barrister or a solicitor and what's the dif??? I think I would prefer to solicit. At least that's something I would know about.) I think that is a brilliant idea!!! Singing in the Rain Hawaii style! Minimal clothing. Hell. He's already done some promotional photography for it. I think we could use the ones of Jake taking an outdoor shower in Hawaii to get financing! How could they not! Of course, if the pirate theme is so intriguing to Jake, as it appears from the way he is looking at the Pirate Girl Squatting in those posters, maybe we could develop a pirate themed film, but again, minimal clothing and lots of lagoon and waterfall showers.
Ohhhh! Hawaii, lagoons and waterfalls. Pirates. All of this just made me think of a film classic that deserves a fourth remake. I would love to see Jake do Mutiny on the Bounty! Fletcher Christian. OMG.
They make a cute couple.
I agree. They are much cuter than him and Kirsten. He looks better when he's together with brunettes like when he dated Natalie. I hope he is happy with her. That's wht I like about Jake - he is low-key and doesn't date just other actresses. Unless this girl is an actress.
The girl in the photo has "been with " Jake a long time. Several years. She works for him. She is a PA... and a good friend. There is nothing to suggest otherwise. It's highly possible, even probably, that Jake is able to have friends who are females! I know it seems unbelieveable that every woman within range of his smile and those killer eyes and that amazing body doesn't go crazy mad in lust/love with him, but apparently it happens. I don't think it happens all that often, though.
Matt Damon married his PA.
Oh my GOD, 7.11 and 7.29. Seriously? Let's not.
I don't think Matt Damon married his PA, he was going out with Ben Afflecks PA at one point, but isn't Matt's wife an ex-bartender now an interior designer? Ooh, listen to me, such a Matt fan!Anyway, agree with all the other frustrated reggae fans who can't believe the cheek of those 2 camera-hoggers, so inconsiderate
Yes, Matt Damon married a bartender.
But Matt is Irish so it would seem that marrying a bartender isn't so farfetched. Oops!!! How politically incorrect was THAT!!!!!No offense to any Irish people. OMG. I'm half Irish. Anyway, some actors DO get involved with their PAs. I mean, the person is already "trained" to take care of you so how difficult would it be???I think in this case there isn't anything but a warm, comfortable relationship with someone he trusts. If she were dating him, she would have worn her hair differently and had on a different top. She looks matronly. (I was willing to believe Reese was dating Jake and getting regular sex bcz she suddenly started dressing sexier.)
I'm really surprised not to see any pics of Papa G with Jake and his Dad in NY considering it was Father's Day yesterday.
got your knickers in a twist huh, fangirls? Jakey poo being outed by that dizzy queen Ted and meltdown here (your straight petting zoo)and at WFT (gay petting zoo). Go eat some more Krispy Kremes and STAY OFF DATALOUNGE.
We haven't had a troll in such a long time that I can't bring myself to delete you. It's so sweet and nostalgic...like Care Bears.
Hehe - I had to read the nonense about five times to understand what it/she/he was saying....In other news: Jake is back in LA -pictures on JustJared. And still no confirmation on the play...I am starting to doubt...
4:24: I see someone is off their meds again. Yeah, I saw the pics on JJ of Jake back in L.A. and still no official word on the play, sigh.
Maybe he hasn't decided. Or maybe they will make an announcement soon. HE was allegedly supposed to decide by the end of the week, but there was no indication it would all be public at that time.
I'm glad he is back in LA. Things seem to have quieted down for him...and others in his sphere and I hope they stay that way. I want an announcement on future plans ASAP!!! He needs to do a film or a play or some damned thing. I wouldn't care if he decided to cut a CD! Launch a singing career! Whatever. Just DO it.
If you noticed, Jake's Mom didn't arrive or return with Jake and Papa was MIA in NY. Could be that he stayed in L.A. to show the house they they are renting for the summer and Mama is staying in NY until the real estate stuff is taken care of. I don't know about quieting down, they bothered him as per usual in NY and there was a time when he was not as bothered in L.A. but with the Reese rumors, it has gotten just as bad IMO. And speaking of Reese, she has been MIA as well.PS: I really hope Jake said yes to the play and that we will be hearing somethin official soon.
Maybe the rumors that he met up with BPB and PG in the South of France to discuss the sequel to TDATND are not true. Maybe all they talked about was the most effective way to get rid of unwanted leg hair.BTW: Didn't Mims write that song about Jake???? It goes:" This is why I'm hot, This is why I'm hot, This is why, This is why, This is why I'm hot!" I forget the name of it....
^^^ Actually, Jake wrote that song about himself. He's an underground rapper on top of his many other talents but to keep it on the downlow, he licenses his work out to lesser performers.And it is true that Jake is in LA to visit brits and I while we take care of his parents' house for the month. It's OK! There are three bedrooms!
LOL theshowerlady! Yeah. I wonder what could be that song's name too...And PG & BPB, you need to let Jake show you around the house and demonstrate how everything works, the outside shower in particular...
I must confess. I am deeply wounded to know that PG and BPB would meet with Jake at HIS PARENT'S HOUSE! (And I didn't need to hear the word bedrooms. I really didn't.) After all. I did off to pay one third the asking price for one third of... the house. I know I offered it in North Korean pesos or whatever they're called, but I'd received a very hot tip that North Korean pesos (or maybe it's drachmas) would appreciate rapidly and be worth a fortune in no time at all.
Dude, I sold a liver for that shack. Jake better be returning to LA to give a sterling performance as The Pool Boy.
Are the webcams in place?
^^^ LOLThat would be an interesting movie. Britpop as the English madame drinking gin and throwing tumblers at the maids, PG as the Southern Belle intriguing to get Jake elected and Jake as the Pool Boy in a pair of speedo's. Big Brother would have some very stiff competition- especially from Jake and those speedo's...Showerlady- I do solicit. The difference between barristers (advocates in my neck of the woods) and solicitors is that barristers do less work and get paid heaps more. BTW I am a half century tomorrow but I don't feel it with Jake to keep me frisky!
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