JW is taking a short break because the bloody rum has run out.
Whilst we're gone, please utilize the Forums. Link to any new pap pics or 'gossip' in there and not out here in the comments section. Any such links will be deleted and your IP address will be added to our blacklist.
Yours faithfully,
Prophecy Girl and britpopbaby
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You've switched to rum now? Did you grow tired of the gin??
Anyway, have fun whatever you are going to do, but don't stay away too long! I'll keep an eye on the forum as usual though. :)
Break?! I thought you can't live without the blog!
I sure can't. Hope it's not going to be a long break :D
Hey, forgot to add:
remember what happened to jake the last time you took a break? ;)
This is an outrage. Jake Watch should be manned, personned, whatever, 24/7, 52/365. Get these ladies blackberries so they can connected up at ALL times. Deary me, no commitment
;-)
Have a good one!
Ouch! Don't jinx it KayDee!
Okay, I can't believe we've got several comments already, and no one's said it yet, so I guess it's fallen to me...
But why's the rum gone?
But.. but..
*eyes well up and lip quivers*
Scarlett: "But...but where'll I go!?!? What'll I do?!?!..."
Rhett: "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!"
I'm crying as I type this.
No need for tears! We're not leaving...
Its not because of what i said about not being able to read the JW.com in the banner is it? *sniff*
;)
I hope there is rum/gin whatever on back order!
How fortuitous! I was just last week formulating a proposal, which is: guest posts. Of course they would have to be funny, so that puts me out of the running....
How fortuitous! I was just last week formulating a proposal: Guest Posts to Jake Watch. Of course they would have to meet the minimum standard for funny, so that puts me out of the running. :(
Oh and one last thing: when is the extended version of Jake Watch the Movie going to be released on DVD? Is there going to be a commentary track with the title character?
Rum? What happen to the gin???
Have fun with whatever you two are up to but hurry back !
Oh! Girls, come back hurry! Jake can´t stay without yours eyes on him...
Have a good time but, please, go back!
Just so you know. I am doing a live feed from the Cannes Film Festival for my MySpace page. I'm mentioning this, bcz if PG and/or BPB show up in Cannes, lolling about on a private yacht at some lewd party with Jake, it will come out. There is no way you will be able to hide from MySpace!!!!
Everyone has heard the rumors by now. Did you think you could keep it a secret??? We know Jake has special and exclusive use of the Onassis yacht for the duration of the festival. It is also a very poorly kept secret that he will have Jennifer Aniston, Natalie Portman, Reese Witherspoon, Drew Barrymore and Susan Sarandon(!) on the yacht with him...as well as Austin, Chris, Heath, Robert Downey, Jr. and Justin Timberlake and Adam Levine from Maroon 5. There are rumors George Clooney may aso join them...
First I was afraid, I was pertified,
kept thinking I could never live without you by my side...
No, it's OK, (as long as we have the Forum) We Will Survive...
Take as much time as you want ladies, you surely deserve it.
*waves* Come back soon!
Nice anonymous is very funny, perhaps you can twist her arms... er, persuade her (ply her with gin, whatever) to do a short stint as a guest?
Have fun darlings...we'll miss your brilliant humor, but you both deserve a break.
Hurry back! MUAH
What?!?
Noooooooo!
I hope it's for some fun agently type trip. Perhaps you are truly stalking Jake this time?? ;-)
For those of us who remain behind...the work continues...the dream lives on...
SO if it is at all possible, I think we need to hire planes and boats and trains...and even busses... and get to the south of France! Bcz I have a sneaking suspicion that since we haven't seen Jake since what? Thursday? He's probably making his way to Cannes. We need agent coverage at all the airports. In fact. I've thought of a ploy. Can we plz get some cyclist agents with a fancy bike, a helmet,and some black and yellow livestrong spandex and stake out the airport in Nice??? There IS an airport in Nice??? We could entice Jake to cycle from Nice to Cannes...with JW agents, then detour him to our private villa...
How can we get him to detour? We simply tell him, ambiguously, there's a "dream come true" waiting up at that villa...
It is also a very poorly kept secret that he will have Jennifer Aniston, Natalie Portman, Reese Witherspoon, Drew Barrymore and Susan Sarandon(!) on the yacht with him...as well as Austin, Chris, Heath, Robert Downey, Jr. and Justin Timberlake and Adam Levine from Maroon 5. There are rumors George Clooney may aso join them...
He can keep Jennifer, Reese, Natalie, Drew, Susan, Austin, Chris, Robert, Justin, and Adam. But Heath is mine!!! So stay away from him, Gyllenhaal!!!
Kaydee, LMAO!!!!!
Enjoy your time off, but please don't be away too long.
One last thing before you ladies are hitting the bottle, what's Jake up too at the moment? I'm having withdrawls from not seeing photos of him walking his "favorite" dog Atticus or shopping or enjoying a doughnut and a smoothie.
Does anyone know when he'll be back in NYC?
thanks :)
It seems my system is programmed. I cannot go more than three days without Jake. Two really, but I try to be strong. I am having withdrawal symptoms, too. My GUESS is he went to Brooklyn to have Mother's Day with his family and then will wind up in Cannes bcz I think they screen Zodiac on the 17th. And the Festival opens on the 16th. He might do some media and some "networking" for Z. The thing is, at Cannes, if a film is going to win an award, the people connected with the film get a phone call so they can be there for the awards ceremony. So there will be a lull between when Zodiac is screened and then finding out if it will get any recognition. I'm speculating that Jake may hang around and have some down time waiting to find out if Zodiac is up for an award. I'm saying all this and don't even know if he is going to Cannes. No reason to think he won't but no one ever said he would either.
I hope Jake enjoys paparazzi free time and that bags are all packed.
Fingers crossed for Cannes awards!
Maggie's apparently in London, (sighting on another board), currently praying to the Showbiz gods that Jake's popped over for a visit before Cannes - I shall be lurking in Central London a lot over the next few days ;-)
^^ Where did you read about a Maggie sighting in London? Would love to read it too! I hope Jake was with her for Mother's Day. Haven't seen him since the 10th and the running pictures. I bet he is in London or Europe by now on his way to Cannes! At least I hope he is. :)
IHJ says Jake will be interviewed from Cannes tomorrow!!!!!!!!! for some radio station or TV station. Might even be BBC.
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