Friday, April 13, 2007

WE'LL FIGHT THEM ON THE BEACHES, WE'LL FIGHT THEM AT THE SMOOTHIE STAND

You know how Prophecy Girl and I are crusaders of Gyllenrights? Vigilantes if you will. Well, we got bored and made a most awesome petition. You should probably sign it because if you don't you will be cast from the Jake Watch island into the blogless seas with no more than an standard airline life vest and a packet of Wrigley's Spearmint Flavoured chewing gum to save you.

I should also probably tell you what it's about too, but there is goblin tourguide on hand to answer any questions you have so you might as well go straight there.

29 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why send a petition to ID PR? Last time I looked, Jake was with Wolf/Kasteler (Annet Wolf to be precise...)

cina said...

Signed it!

Unknown said...

Me too

Anonymous said...

Just signed it!

Anonymous said...

and me

Anonymous said...

Excellent idea!

Signed....

Anonymous said...

GREAT idea! I just signed it.

call me cherita said...

Anon 7:53 said...
Why send a petition to ID PR? Last time I looked, Jake was with Wolf/Kasteler (Annet Wolf to be precise...)

Well, maybe that's part of the problem! Imagine: the slacker assigned to maintain the site was hired by a firm that isn't even representing Jake anymore!

Someone needs to dig further, I say. Someone other than me, because as usual, I have to go to work....

Anonymous said...

I just signed your petition.....great idea

Becky Heineke said...

Why send a petition to ID PR? Last time I looked, Jake was with Wolf/Kasteler (Annet Wolf to be precise...)

Oh ye of little faith! ;) Jake's definitely got some representation at ID...

Anonymous said...

In PG I trust. A JW agent investigates!!! I signed the petition too! BTW: I read my Google alerts and Access H'wood had Reese in Morocco with Jake, blah, blah, blah. This "thing" has taken on a life of its own.

Anonymous said...

OT: justjared says Matthew is back in Malibu working out like a mad fiend. It's only a matter of time before there's some serious cycling with Jake on the horizon, I bet.

heddaparsons said...

Signed it!

britpopbaby said...

Yes, luckily for the masses, we here at JW HQ are totally on top of things that the average citizen may not be aware of.

britpopbaby said...

I've just realised I haven't signed it yet. I probably should do that.

Anonymous said...

Reese wasn't in Morocco! I read that they had no scenes together. And everyone knows she finished shooting long ago. I think in LA and D.C. Anyway. Seems like Jake is having a good time with all the speculation! He went to the Lakers game last night...with a guy...not Austin! YAY!!!!! Can't help it if I have MY favorites, too!

Anonymous said...

he went to the lakers with chris?
i thought chris was too ny cool for the l..l..lakers??

cina said...

Oh I am SO much more a Chris-person than an Austin-person! :D

... and Jake looks absolutely über-cute in those pictures, I might add... *ded*

veeveevee said...

Signed it, I did. Let's definitely put it out of its misery (or at least end our misery that comes from such a loser site!)

Anonymous said...

Jake looks so totally relaxed... the way he looks when he's with family...wouldn't it be hilarious if Jake intro'd his BFF, "C" to RW and she fell for him!!!! I think I'll go write the screenplay!

Anonymous said...

Shaken, not stirred

Signed!!!

Anonymous said...

Oh I am SO much more a Chris-person than an Austin-person! :D


In which sense??

Sam said...

signed sealed delivered!

cina said...
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cina said...

Oh I am SO much more a Chris-person than an Austin-person! :D


In which sense??


Chris makes my go *squee* and Austin doesn't. Comparing the type, Chris "does" it for me, Austin "doesn't". Why? Personal preference and nothing else.

Why do you ask?

Anonymous said...

Jake at the GLAAD awards last night.

http://justjared.buzznet.com/2007/04/15/jake-gyllenhaal-glaad-awards-2007/#comments.

ihj has them as well but not so many yet.

cina said...

... and of course that should be "Chris makes ME go *squee* and nothing else...

cina said...

Cute pics! Thanks anon 8:50.

ATD said...

Ex Agent in Training couldn't resist the call to arms!

Signed on the "dotted line"