There was a time when Prophecy Girl and I could live out our weekends in peace. We'd put our feet up in the plush JW HQ lounge and watch reruns of Quincy and Pussycat Dolls Present: Search for the New Pussy whilst sipping on Billard Hurricanes and fashioning our new Reese Witherspoon voodoo doll.
And then, Jake my lovelie, you decide to GO OUT ON A SATURDAY NIGHT?! Jesus! No, it's fine, we're awake now, we might as well cover it.
Jake presented his Mrs Robinson with the Vanguard Award for her contributions to increased visibility and understanding of the LGBT community. Okay, did I miss what she did for the LGBT community? Surely Jake has done more by merely go cycling with Austin Nichols (wink, wink).
And does a small part of me what a torrid Gyllenhaal/Aniston love affair? Yes. Yes, it does. My pinky wants a torrid love affair.
More pics at Just Jared.