1. The Obvious. Captain Marvel.
Downside: You'd have to lose your neck. And possibly take steroids.
2. The Classic. Superman.
Downside: Unavoidable Dean Cain comparisons.
3. The Masked. The Green Hornet (Batman was taking too long to Photoshop).
Downside: Attention-happy sidekick. He might be a scene-stealer with his judo moves.
4. The Persistent. Spider-Man.
Downside: Two words: Tobey Maguire.
5. The Overlooked. Underdog.
Downside: I'm not sure how believable you would be as a dog. And those arm muscles may be difficult to duplicate in real life.
In actuality, I'm not sure why everyone is so concerned about you as a superhero when we already know exactly what you look like in Spandex.
UPDATE: It's not true. Color me shocked. Thank you heddaparsons for the detective work!
Well, now that everyone has discussed this topic ad nauseum in the comments of the previous post, this may be a bit moot...except we were far overdue for some head transplants, so why the hell not?