Even a sweet, naive fangirl like me can see what's going on here. Jake is sending a coded messages to his true fanbase again -- this time, he's expressing his penchant for bears.
Or he's remembering reading about that formerly common Midwestern prank of kidnapping Big Boy statues, and he's trying to see if he can lift this one singlehandedly. Only he knows it won't fit in the trunk of his car because of all the sporting equipment he's crammed into it.
Somewhere in Morrocco, Jake's darkened bedroom: Someone tiptoes in, peeps around corner, begins whispered chant: "BAFTA, BAFTA, BAFTA..." Jake moans, rolls over, and intruder scampers out.Don't worry, it was an elderly mystic who was pad to cast a spell on Jake...
Umm, that article's a little creepy. At least JakeWatch doesn't plot out & publish the geographical coordinates of Jake's various favorite locations. Nor have we yet succeeded in attaching a GPS device to the boy's belt loops.
At least JakeWatch doesn't plot out & publish the geographical coordinates of Jake's various favorite locations.
and even if we do, it's all fake... and by fake, i mean, er, real, just like the JW HQ's... heh
but in all seriousness, you're right, nice anon. i was kind of surprised a real site (la.com?) would list out actual places like that. i figure a lot of that info can be easily compiled by looking at photo tags on ihj, etc. but the article is a little disconcerting because it was set up like a how-to stalking guide without the reassurance of the satirical tone that sites like JW and thegildedmoose have.
Smurfette, thank you. Exactly. Looking at IHeartJake photograph tags or visually recognizing L.A./N.Y. landmarks & matching them with a map would at least require some ingenuity & work on the stalker's part. This does all the work for you. Like a birder's guide that directs novices in how to spot rare migrants within a state park system. My problem with this being, of course, that Jake's a human being. [Sigh. Suppose he could move to another neighborhood, where people are rich & good-looking together, but they'd find him there, too.] But everyone has their boundaries regarding what's acceptable, I guess, & this article exceeds mine. Others' mileage may vary.
I've been convinced for quite a while now that there is almost nothing Jake won't do when a camera is pointed at him. I'm afraid these pics only reinforce that opinion.
(And yes, I have been chanting "BAFTA, BAFTA, BAFTA...." for several days.)
Rumor that Gavin Hood and cast will be in Morocco until the end of March, then head straight to South Africa.
Another rumor: that BPB will be transported, bound and gagged to the BAFTA red carpet on Sunday, in London in a hostage exchange for Jake. They will turn BPB over in exchange for Jake. Just who "they " is isn't known. So. If Jake shows up, knowing this, it means he truly loves his BPB and the JW agents and is willing to walk that last (sob) mile for them...No word on PG at all...and this is simply a rumor. No way to verify it. There are so many rumors fyling around. I heard the other day that PG staged the whole kidnapping thing just as an excuse to go to Morocco. But I didn't believe it for a minute...
Look, just because he is pictured dry humping a bear does not mean he's into bears. Where's the proof? We all know he likes people so stop spreading lies!
OT and good news: Jake will be on the Conan O'Brien Show on 2/27, so he will be back in the US to promote Zodiac!The premiere is on 3/1 in L.A. so I would assume that he will be at that as well and back off to Morocco.
All you girls should know that a bear is a hairy man (usually bearded) in gay parlance. Could be a hint of some sort, you know. He of course looked kinda bearish in that picture himself.
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I don't know... these pics... just... leave me speechless. Like, what the hell?! LMAO!
Even a sweet, naive fangirl like me can see what's going on here. Jake is sending a coded messages to his true fanbase again -- this time, he's expressing his penchant for bears.
Or he's remembering reading about that formerly common Midwestern prank of kidnapping Big Boy statues, and he's trying to see if he can lift this one singlehandedly. Only he knows it won't fit in the trunk of his car because of all the sporting equipment he's crammed into it.
What a nice couple they make. *sigh*
This is how rumors start, Jake, don´t you know it by know? ;)
Honestly, I think these pictures belong under "Who's idea was this then?!" LOL!
jake watchers, looks like we've got some competition from la.com
http://www.la.com/showbiz/guides/
spottedjakegyllenhaal/50275
Am I the only one who thought "cutee!!!!" instead of "WTF?" ?XD
cute jake alert!
seriously, why is the boy such a tease?
jake watchers, looks like we've got some competition from la.com
http://www.la.com/showbiz/guides/
spottedjakegyllenhaal/50275
WTF?! Someone unauthorized has gained access to our highly classified files again! >:(
1. how do they know that jake got socks for birthday? either creepy or one of our agents blabbed...
2. what's with his nose on the pic on the right side of their banner? *dare i say* crooked???? nah, impossible, but wtf? :D
Yet another inanimate object I wish to be!
Hello from NYC! No sign of BP or PG yet! Or Jake, either for that matter. Noooooo - he's somewhere in the desert, 1000 degrees warmer than I am!
Somewhere in Morrocco, Jake's darkened bedroom: Someone tiptoes in, peeps around corner, begins whispered chant: "BAFTA, BAFTA, BAFTA..." Jake moans, rolls over, and intruder scampers out.Don't worry, it was an elderly mystic who was pad to cast a spell on Jake...
beabee said: "Am I the only one who thought "cutee!!!!" instead of "WTF?"
No, you weren't the only one, beabee.
Does that air filled balloon
thing know how lucky it is?
Jake I wanna feel your arms around me one day too. Do dreams really come true?
Where the hell are those photos from??
He's dam delicious.
Umm, that article's a little creepy. At least JakeWatch doesn't plot out & publish the geographical coordinates of Jake's various favorite locations. Nor have we yet succeeded in attaching a GPS device to the boy's belt loops.
My day was boring until I logged in to JW ;D
ps. Can't see anything when I use the link?!
I keep going back from "Awww, how cute" to "What the hell"??
Count me in thinking the pictures are adorable. Yes you may go, wtf, but you also go...awwww! :)
And that article is a bit TMI for my tastes.
agnes, try here
At least JakeWatch doesn't plot out & publish the geographical coordinates of Jake's various favorite locations.
and even if we do, it's all fake... and by fake, i mean, er, real, just like the JW HQ's... heh
but in all seriousness, you're right, nice anon. i was kind of surprised a real site (la.com?) would list out actual places like that. i figure a lot of that info can be easily compiled by looking at photo tags on ihj, etc. but the article is a little disconcerting because it was set up like a how-to stalking guide without the reassurance of the satirical tone that sites like JW and thegildedmoose have.
shakes head...he just tries to throw everyone off huh?
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Smurfette, thank you. Exactly. Looking at IHeartJake photograph tags or visually recognizing L.A./N.Y. landmarks & matching them with a map would at least require some ingenuity & work on the stalker's part. This does all the work for you. Like a birder's guide that directs novices in how to spot rare migrants within a state park system. My problem with this being, of course, that Jake's a human being. [Sigh. Suppose he could move to another neighborhood, where people are rich & good-looking together, but they'd find him there, too.] But everyone has their boundaries regarding what's acceptable, I guess, & this article exceeds mine. Others' mileage may vary.
I, for one, find him cute as hell! *SIGH*
Oh, to be that bear!!
Well said annon 7:17, Smurfette and nice annon. A pox on la.com for doing smth that is not in Jakey's best interests.
((joins in the whispering chant BAFTA, BAFTA, BAFTA, BAFTA....))
I've been convinced for quite a while now that there is almost nothing Jake won't do when a camera is pointed at him. I'm afraid these pics only reinforce that opinion.
(And yes, I have been chanting "BAFTA, BAFTA, BAFTA...." for several days.)
I was fully conviced when the now MIA BPB/PG gave us that post referring to the email from a source about the rumors.
But Jake hugging a bear? Now I'm perplexed again. The second photo is cute, but still makes me go hmmm.
Rumor that Gavin Hood and cast will be in Morocco until the end of March, then head straight to South Africa.
Another rumor: that BPB will be transported, bound and gagged to the BAFTA red carpet on Sunday, in London in a hostage exchange for Jake. They will turn BPB over in exchange for Jake. Just who "they " is isn't known. So. If Jake shows up, knowing this, it means he truly loves his BPB and the JW agents and is willing to walk that last (sob) mile for them...No word on PG at all...and this is simply a rumor. No way to verify it. There are so many rumors fyling around. I heard the other day that PG staged the whole kidnapping thing just as an excuse to go to Morocco. But I didn't believe it for a minute...
Look, just because he is pictured dry humping a bear does not mean he's into bears. Where's the proof? We all know he likes people so stop spreading lies!
Jake and maggie adopted a cat? i have never heard of this...That LA.com site is weird!
And i agree veeveevee, i wish i was that bear!
OT and good news: Jake will be on the Conan O'Brien Show on 2/27, so he will be back in the US to promote Zodiac!The premiere is on 3/1 in L.A. so I would assume that he will be at that as well and back off to Morocco.
Jake and maggie adopted a cat? i have never heard of this...That LA.com site is weird!
And i agree veeveevee, i wish i was that bear!
It could be Sophie, the cat that Jake gave Kirsten for her birthday one year. Not sure about that though, just a guess.
Thank you KayDee :)
these make me *love* him so badly,f*ck...!
All you girls should know that a bear is a hairy man (usually bearded) in gay parlance. Could be a hint of some sort, you know. He of course looked kinda bearish in that picture himself.
11:04PM: We know the meaning of "bear" in the gay world anon mouse, but thanks anyway.
PS: He is just hugging a fug plastic bear and being goofy, nothing more, stop projecting.
Ah, the perils of not being entirely serious - someone might take what you said seriously.
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