"BE JAKE'S VALENTINE PROJECT."
1. Choose your gender.
2. Print off Valentine corresponding to choice made in Step 1.
3. Cut out white circle reading "Insert Picture Here."
4. Find a particularly flattering picture of yourself.
5. Insert said picture into Valentine tableau.
And voila! You and Jake in a completely legitimate Valentine's Day embrace! It's almost as good as the real deal. Except maybe not.
If you're into horoscopes and shit, Jake Watch recommends trying THIS SITE to map your love relationship with Jake. It's quite comprehensive, but also obviously crap since it said that Number Six would be more committed to Jake than vice versa. Lies, I tell you! Lies!
And speaking of lies...
People scan from IHJ.