With the promotional workload building, Jake Gyllenhaal suddenly realised there was one place he'd neglected to include in his domiance of the media schedule Feburary through March...er, Jake Watch! (famed for it's provoking, sensationalist, gin-soaked journalism).
Jake arrived at our top secret Headquarters, that may or may not be situated out back at the Sprinkles cupcake store, this morning and ready to give the high-brow interview of a lifetime. But Jake Watch said, 'No.....would it be okay if you could just respond to our questions with facial expressions because what with britpopbaby and ProphecyGirl still missing and all the cupcakes we need to bake we're a little short on time for the Gyllenbaffle?'
So, we've all been waiting to see Zodiac since about 1987 now. Can you tell us what's in store??
Cool. It's been described as a horror movie by some. How scary is it exactly?
Well, we'd love to sit here all day and discuss your career but like I mentioned we're a little short on time, pal. Can you just give us what we want?
Oooo, you're too good to us Gyllenhaal! Is being an international sex-baguette as difficult as we hear it is?
Oh come on now! You LOVE IT.
Well, that's all Jake had time for. His eyebrows were hurting.