In an act of uncharacteristic foolishness, Jake Gyllenhaal was photographed leaving the top secret Jake Watch Headquarters last week carrying the Jake Watch: The Movie script. Note the deer-in-the-headlights look as he realizes he's been caught:
Unfortunately, the tragedy didn't stop there. Despite his hurried attempts to escape, Jake was unable to stop paparazzi from capturing a fellow Jake Watch Agent on film. I would like to commend our Covert Ops and Makeup Team for successfully making britpopbaby look like a middle-aged balding man.
But where was he taking the script? Ah, my dear Agents, all will be revealed soon. Very soon...
Pics from IHJ.