Friday, January 05, 2007

JAKE BUSTS INTO THE JAKE WATCH ARCHIVES AGAIN

For the love of crap, Jake! How many times do I have to tell you not to go down there? You just end up scaring yourself and crying in the corner!

31 comments:

cina said...

Oh maaaan?! Not again! Do we have to put a guard outside?!

Anonymous said...

well, you don't want him going there, you should keep him otherwise occupied!

cina said...

I hope it's not Jake Watch - The Movie he's found...! That's supposed to be a surprise, Jake!! Goddammit boy, don't ruin all the fun!

Anonymous said...

and you'll get yourself a peper cut! i told you not to leave my bedroom alone! there's an evil evil world out there Jake!

Mr. M said...

How many times do I have to tell you not to go down there? You just end up scaring yourself and crying in the corner!

He must be reading my personnel file. I have that effect on men, children ... small animals ... occasionally some women. Really it depends on how many drinks I've had and then there was that one time at that sorority party.

Oh dear, I've said too much!

Anonymous said...

I suspect this is a portrait of Jake, in his home office, trying to get through all the scripts he's been asked to read since "Brokeback Mountain" came out. You can see it's been a little colder than usual in California lately, due to climate changes caused by global warming. Our boy's worked out so much & become so thin, for purposes of being filmed in "Rendition," that he's become super-sensitive to the cold.

Anonymous said...

Oh, and I do love the labels on the boxes. ;-)

Nothing Really Matters said...

Lets hope he stops reading after that file!

Anonymous said...

jakey, too much reading will make you shortsighted and you will have to wear glasses (belive me, i know). and glasses would hide those baby blues.

veeveevee said...

Jake...finally catching up on his fan mail.

(Oh dang, he even looks delicious in a dorky puffy coat!)

veeveevee said...

Oh, and the labels on the boxes are too much! :-D

Anonymous said...

I volunteer to be the guard at the door to stop Jake!!!

cina said...

Better late than never: LMFAO at the lables!! I'm so slow...

Anonymous said...

but you know, it the outcome may be very nice - if he sees our obsession with his socks, he might actually show some from time to time just for us!

Anonymous said...

Actually, that's my 'love dungeon' I've had him locked up in. . .a place to keep him til I can have my way with him . . .don't I wish!!!

Sam said...

the labels! hahahahahaha, if i were jake that would scare me! bahaha

Jess said...

OMG I almost missed the labels!! LMAO!!!

Stop reading, Jakey!! Why are you doing this to yourself?! Why? Why!?!

veeveevee said...

Attention all agents:

Brokeback Mountain: The Collectors' Edition arrives on DVD Jan. 23, offering all-new bonus features and (gulp) never-before-seen footage....

Jess said...

^^ OMFG!!! Where did you read this?! So they finally stepped up and decided to do a real Collectors' Edition and not the other not-so-good one?!

cina said...

I don't know, but I'm thinking it might be the same one actually. :/

Jess said...

Okay, so I just did some research on this. Went to Universal Studios' Home entertainment webpage, and found this..

BONUS MATERIALS:

Deleted Scenes
A Groundbreaking Success
Music from the Mountain
Reality on the Range


http://www.nbcuniversalstore.com/detail.php?p=12836

(sorry, not sure how to link it properly!)

So, is the information here updated?!? I'm dying here..

cina said...

OMG, it didn't say "deleted scenes" before! :)
But unfortunately for us, we can't buy it since we're outside the United States... Damn! :(

Anonymous said...

reality sucks! :-( i prefer jakeworld. youtube, you're my only consolation again!

Agnes said...

Jake you shouldn't sneak around in our archives it's not good for you.

The labels Brits Hilarious! LOL

But unfortunately for us, we can't buy it since we're outside the United States... What, why... NO?!

Anonymous said...

Sock watch Bwaaaaaaa!!! Love it!

cina said...

But unfortunately for us, we can't buy it since we're outside the United States...

What, why... NO?!


Unfortunately it says so on the site Phoebs linked to. I'm sure it will be available over here eventually as well. But, eventually that is....

Jess said...

OMG, it didn't say "deleted scenes" before!

Exactly!! It didn't, right?! Sooo, does this mean what I think it means? Because in that case, this is The. Best. News. EVER!!!

Even though we have to wait... aarrghh...

Agnes said...

Well we Swedes are used to wait...

Anonymous said...

I assume that photo is from Zodiac. I know when I see that scene in the movie, I'll think of this blog!!

veeveevee said...

I've ordered it from Amazon, they said they'll ship it after it releases on Jan. 23. I will do my agent duty best to report on the extras!

Anonymous said...

BTW, finally saw the preview for "Zodiac" on a big screen, down in the Village on a spookily warm day. (It feels like spring here in NY, as if we've fast-forwarded over the whole winter.) Looked pretty good up there, and that old Faces song sounded wonderful. Heard some moviegoers around me happily recognizing Jake & Robert Downey, Jr.