Hmmm, seems like someone might have a birthday coming up soon. I wonder what Jake usually does on his special day...
"You don't easily forget a birthday where you have urine-tainted water washed over you all day long."
- Jake Gyllenhaal, living it up on his 23rd (source)
That man knows how to party!
Also, to all you MySpacers out there, UNCLE JACK NASTY IS NOT JAKE.
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great quote-- one of the best because it's so apt, so jake, and i haven't heard it before! great bday quote, PG!
"Uncle Jack Nasty is not Jake"
Oh. What a shocker. ;)
And what the hell does that quote mean?!? LOLOL
"Also, to all you MySpacers out there, UNCLE JACK NASTY IS NOT JAKE."
Why tear the seams of anyone's dreams?
Ok PG, next you'll be telling me there is no Santa Claus or Toothy fairy.
^^^ I'm in the mood to crush dreams today. :)
Ewwww! Our poor guy - and you thought being an actor was all glamour!
BPB and PG, thanks for defending our Jake re that ridiculous UJN myspace profile. :-)
That quote is so Jake, perfect.
PS: You mean I bookmarked Jake's myspace for nothing!!!
Sniff.
May I be the first one to wish Jake a Happy 26th Birthday? (It's the 19th already in Oz).
And it was my brother's 24th birthday yesterday..
... so I'm in the mood for sending well wishes.
love the xmas banner and the tag "it's about jake, not jesus"... LOL!
Ha!
Well, at least we know his 26th birthday will be better than his 23rd.
Sweet quote - I'm guessing it's something TDAT related but who really knows?
Right, I'm on a mission to bring down UJN. Whose with me?! Agents - this is like a real mission!
I need an action plan...
Hey, BPB! I'm in. UJN indeed! I hope Jake had/is planning a wonderful celebration! I like that he's 26. It makes me feel less guilty for all the lustfueled vibes I send his way. (When you're over 40, 26 seems almost respectable!)
Dear Dream Crushers,
Have you considered where all the intellectual giants now refugees, will flee? after they are disabused of any illusion.
"Those who take a stick to a bee's nest often are stung." ~Tyrone Honeybee
Yeah, BPB, let's take that UJN site down!
LMAO!!!! Why,Simon. Whatevah do you mean? I'm sure, just as Gallileo was persecuted for his truth, there will be those who cling stubbornly to THEIR thruth...Uncle Jack is Go...er...Jake. They will have heated debate and discussion. They will decide that BPB has inadvertently picked a fight, and the blog wars will begin. They will probably find allies at another site which shall not be named where fantasy reigns and in the Alternative Universe they will fashion their truth however they need to. But still....it might be fun to pick a fight.
BPB. As part of your "action plan" is there somewhere out there a picture of the person who claims to be UNJ? I mean, if we could find that an actual 3 foot tall, 200 lb. cretin with warts on his nose and sparse hair growth (except for the insides of his ears and nose) were the real owner of that MySpace page...or, since I'm an American, we could always sue! You know file an No-Class Action suit for false advertising...
Had Jake been afflicted by a jellyfish sting, the urine-tainted water would have been more welcome, no?
I always love the Jake interview quotes. Can't wait to get more of them once he starts talking publicly about "Zodiac."
Well, at least we know his 26th birthday will be better than his 23rd.
Do we really? ;)
Listen up "new moms"...ask the little ones if they need to make pee-pee before you launch them into the waters.
Thanks, Esther
^^I love Esther Williams films, they make me want to go to the swimming pool and tonify my muscles.
its 6.30am here on the 19th dec. HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAKE!
Great Quote too btw! ha
Well, he DOES have a point.
The more I think about it, this UJN site is worse than the usual tho. MySpace and those types of sites have had a lot of negative press lately due to on-line predators. I don't think it's something that should be associated with our guy at all. They should take it down if asked, because it's damaging. I wonder if Jake's PR team could "persuade" them?
Hey Jake, you can come over and shower off all that urine-tainted water at my house.
Yes, I know it's been a couple of years, but you never can be too careful. I promise to not miss a single part of you...
Really cute quote. So Jake. He always seems so willing. Urine tainted water would be my undoing. He's a trouper.
That UJN site really bothers me. Did from the start. No One should be allowed to impersonate somebody else. I am doubly outraged that it is our Jake he/she is going for. What's wrong with his/her own identity? "UJN get your OWN life, get your OWN name or GET LOST."
BPB, Bring em down.
How can I help? Say the word.
JW Agent Grannie at the ready.
I don't like that site either, even in jest. I don't think a celebrity's name or photograph should be linked to such a thing. Surely it can be taken down because it's using a celebrity's image and name/trademark without permission - or the character name which is the property of Focus Films? I'm reachin' here, help me out, people! ;-)
We're definitely working on UJN. He just needs to sign into his damned profile before we can really do anything. There are tons of fake Jake's on MySpace, but when he goes so far as to call himself "official" and go WAY out of his way to convince people, it starts getting a little weird and arguably dangerous. He's definitely the worst of the lot. Now if only we could convince Jake to set up a REAL MySpace then we wouldn't have this problem...
Heath, also, does NOT have a MySpace. You wouldn't believe some of the fakers out there.
YAY!!! Get 'im, ladies!
"Now if only we could convince Jake to set up a REAL MySpace then we wouldn't have this problem..."
Agreed....
And has anyone ever been to Jakes so-called "official" side?? Its one of the most unprofessional sides I have ever seen for a celebrity.
It seems that the whole family is not much interested in the Internet and (perhaps) underestimate the power of the "virtual reality" but I don´t get that his PR people seem to cultivate the same ignorance...
Humph. All you ladies out there gloating that he is one year older, hence one more year closer to an attainable age for you...
Well, I am distraught, seeing as it just makes him 12 WHOLE YEARS OLDER THAN ME!! Yikes!!
And I am enraged about "Uncle Jack Nasty" God. Jake probably would have come up with a much more sophisticated name had he chosen to have a MySpace, anyway.
Tell me what I can do to help BRING HIM DOWN!!
PS, for everyone who was wondering, that quote was in reference to TDAT where there is that huge tidal wave, Jake says that all the extras pissed in the water, and that same water was then dumped on him when he's in the telephone booth.
PPS, Smurfette, do you realize that you are referenced explicitly in Donnie Darko?
Whats the point of life without a dick, you ask, Jake? Why, it is the fact that YOU have a dick. No matter whether the other half happens to have one or not.
HAPPY 26 BIRTHDAY, JAKE!! from Tarragona/Spain, here it's 0:59 A.M. 19th december.
Kendra!
No me di cuenta que estas in Espana! Vivia alli (Madrid) hace quince anos.
Y eso es todo el Espanol que recuerdo!
Feliz Cumpleanos, Jake!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAKE!!! :D
*kiss kiss kiss*
If you have a MySpace profile then you can message their admin. Also post bulletins and get them to read the JW MySpace blog.
I'm also now determined to put an end to Bunny's reign of terror. She called me a Nazi Cow for trying to disprove that UJN is Jake. I could be Jewish or German, totally not cool. I'm not, buy y'know, I could be.
Stopping UJN can be our birthday present to Jake. We did have another one planned but it kind of fell through.
X
Happy birthday Jake! I know you read this site especially my messages, I'll be round later with my pressie. That's if I can get a cheap flight across the atlantic booked in time.
^^ LMAO!! Okey, someone's REALLY obsessed with porn. LOL
Happy 26th Jake. Hope you have a great day and get to spend it with some of your favorite people.
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omg does anyone else find that freaky after the comment before it is about UJN!
AND i just have to say how FUNNY was that about ramonas middle name!!! BPB You said it wasnt right so i now feel like i can laugh! i cant imagine ANYONE calling their child that! Bunny should have picked a letter, at least she would have had 1 in 26 chance of getting it right! OH this internet world cracks me up somethings... pity this situation is actually quiet serious
*omg does anyone else find that freaky after the comment before it is about UJN! *
^^^i meant the crazy porn person... oh i need sleep!
1st: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAKE!!
2nd: Whoa, anon. Um. I hafta say, if I knew about all those different types of porn, i might not put my name along with my post either. Ha.
3rd: Wait, Ramona's middle name is BUNNY?? So, it's Ramona Bunny Gyllenhaal Saargsard??
Lol, thats actually reaallyy funny. Nice. If she was a guy, they could have made it Frank.
Oh, and I don't think you're a Nazi Cow britpop. That is going WAY over the line, lets kick this girl's ass.
Ooooh. I just realized you probably meant HER middle name is Bunny, not Ramona's. Right??
Oh God. I need to get some more sleep.
Happy Birthday Jake
XXX
V
Oh, and I don't think you're a Nazi Cow britpop. That is going WAY over the line, lets kick this girl's ass.
That is totally WAY over the line! I'm prepared to kick her ass too.
Yeah, I´m ready to kick her ass, too. Sounds like a mission to me. I´m all for it.
Kendra!
No me di cuenta que estas in Espana! Vivia alli (Madrid) hace quince anos.
Y eso es todo el Espanol que recuerdo!
Veeveevee: ¿En serio viviste en Madrid? ¿Cuánto tiempo? ¿Probaste el cocido madrileño? Yo vivo en Tarragona, una ciudad catalana pequeña con playa, próxima a Barcelona.
Happy Birthday Jake!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JAKE! :-*
26 kisses
Birthday Shout-out to Jake, Happy 26th! From your birthday "twin" is OZ! Cheers!
Natty
PS: I love JakeWatch, you Rock! As do all the folks who visit daily.
Happy Birthday Jake!
Have a great day...
Kiss. L.
Happy 26th birthday, Jake!
Spend the day with your loved ones, and know that your legions of fans are wishing you all good things on your day!
XXXXXXOOOOOOO
NC Woman
Where's the happy birthday post for Jake? I'm waiting ... I want to wish him well under a dedicated post ... which I hope goes up before I go off to the department's holiday luncheon.
happy 26th, jake!! cuz you know, like claire said, i know you must check this site and the comment section religiously, no?
PPS, Smurfette, do you realize that you are referenced explicitly in Donnie Darko?
hmm... i suppose donnie's obsession with smurfette in my favorite jake movie might have had a little something to do with my choice of this alias =P... just perhaps :)
(sarah k-- i was trying to be witty, with my response, not sure it worked, but basically the answer is yes, thanks for asking =)
Happy Birthday Jake!
Matthew McConaughey's website has the following statement:
Matthew McConaughey does NOT have a MySpace profile. Any profile claiming to be Matthew McConaughey at MySpace or LiveJournal is an imposter.
and they also provide a video link of him stating this. Link
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JAKE!! You gorgeous, you! :D
Jake's hosting SNL Jan. 13th...
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JAKE! :-*
26 kisses"
OK, anon, you can give him 26 kisses...I will give him much more...Here, I'm 14, so what's 26 times 14....?
Smurfette:Haha. VERY cool! If I ever get around to making one of those, I'll hafta think of a great name too. Ennis, maybe....?
AND, All is not lost!! My friends dad says there's about a 50% chance that he can get us tickets to Jake's SNL! YAY!
Kendra:
Si, vivi in Madrid, cerca del Retiro, para cuatro meses - estudie en la Universidad Internacional.
Vivi con una familia, por eso he probado mucha comida diferente, pero mi favorita fue la tortilla espanola - nadie se puede cocinarla bien aqui en los estandos unidos.
Una de las veces cuando viaje a Barcelona, entonces fui a Valencia - quizas pase por Tarragona!
Sarah K-
We'll be HOPING that you get your SNL tickets - good luck! You'll have to tell us ALL about it if you do go! :-)
Sarah K, I hate to tell you this, but you have to be 16 to be an SNL audience member. It's probably really insensitive of me to say, but if you wind up with an extra ticket, I could probably take it off your hands for you...
PG:
Well, I have actually heard that. BUT, if her dad does get the tickets, we would be able to go, b/c we are with him. (Hes a special news-type person-its like VIP passes) Especially me, because Im tall, and well-um-lets just say i look older than i am. I have these great heeled boots for my friend and they mite make us sit in the back, but still.
Trust me, if I had extra tickets, i would definetely send them to you.
And thanks, you guys who have been all nice and supportive.
I'm actually going to be in New York for work in January, just the date isn't set yet...I also could be persuaded to take any extra SNL tickets that happen to be floating around.
Oh my. Although I believe that the sheer nearness fact would render my agent awareness skills completely and utterly useless.
Good luck then, Sarah K, but know that we expect full details!!!
You guys know me going is a HUGE If. Her Dad hasta pull some strings to get there.
And OF COURSE I will give full details. And IF i meet Jake I will not, for any reason or purpose, leave while he's still talking. As a matter of fact, I will stay AFTER he's stopped talking, and up to the point where I become a blatant stalker.
Veeveevee: Lo sé, nena, la tortilla española siempre arrasa. Me alegro que te gustara tanto Madrid, te expresas muy bien en español. Me encantaría conocerte si algún día vienes a Tarragona!
What is this supposed to MEAN??^^
ok i'm mad. here i am making an EFFORT not to post unrelated comments (as our leaders requested)in here and smn comes here and posts that?!!!!!!
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