Thursday, December 07, 2006

JAKE GYLLENHAAL HAS A SENSE OF HUMOUR!

And also a mesh shirt...who knew? Apparently on leaving some pretentious sounding resturant that the likes of you and me wouldn't be allowed near, Jake decided to play a joke on the paparazzi.

From Paparazzi Diaries..."Jake was having lunch with a friend and played a prank on the paparazzi on the way out. He pretended he was going to give up pictures by walking out with a smile on his face but soon started walking backwards to his car. He then quickly turned around and dashed in his car."

Oh stop! You're killing me!

There is a video at Splash - maybe that will help...

110 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG, that is too funny.
The paps get what's coming to them...which is basically nothing! ;)


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Anonymous said...

At least he seemed relaxed, smiling and even jokey with the paps. And he's such a tease!
He should wear more net-ish, see-thru sweaters. If I could, I'd burn all his undershirts. I'd just cuff him to his bed and make him watch me burn them. I would... Oops! Sorry. I need to get back on my meds. Please disregard everything after"... see-thru sweaters." I take two of these little yellow pills and start counting backwards from 100 and ...

Anonymous said...

That...shirt....Gaaaah!

How can anyone be that sexy?

cina said...

An open request to Jake:

Dear Jake,

Would you please wear that shirt just like that, always?
Please?

Yours truly,

Agent Cina


(Someone help me up from the floor please?)

cina said...

On second thought, I'll stay down here on the floor and have a fag. Yes, dammit. I'm gonna have a fag. See what you do to me Jake?!

Now where's that packet of Marlboro's...?

only1annabel said...

I'm definately feeling that shirt on you Jake...finally you take my fashion advice!!

Anonymous said...

OT: A Jake and Lance spotting at a Rolling Stone concert on 11/22. Scrolled down to "spot-the celebrity part:

http://www.variety.com/review/VE1117932204.html?categoryid=1266&cs=1

Too bad there were no JW a gents at this concert!

Agnes said...

I'm speechless... That shirt *Thud*

Anonymous said...

Great shirt! Great smile! Glad Jake seems happy. Now I am not trying to start anyting...but Jake...for future reference and to spare all of us the torture...please, if you enter a restaurant and Lindsay Lohan is there..please leave.
We would hate to be dragged throught the "Jake/Lindsay romance?" tabs that are likely to follow. You just really really don't need to be in the same vacinity as her...what if you fell and landed in well something...say a ring of FIRE and ended up with crabs?
rant over...just find another place to eat Jake!

Agnes said...

Well Cina would help you if I could, but might need some help myself ;D

Anonymous said...

7:36 PM: LOL!! I agree. Remember the gossip last year when they were seen in the same club in NY?? It was like: OMG!! They are like so dating. Oh boy. Love the shirt and his sense of humor, he should do that more with the stalkarazzi.

PS: I just can't picture Jake at a Rolling Stone concert, thought he was more indie, nothing against the Stones. I can see Lance being into them more IMO.

Anonymous said...

Anon 7:42, it was Lance payback for being dragged by Jake to a Gnarl Barkley concert in Austin, remember? :-) Now does Lance seem the guy to go to a Gnarl Barkley concert?? :-)

ATD said...

Great sense of humour, even greater shirt. Could it get any better…only with the matching pants!

Anonymous said...

8:02PM: Gnarl Barkley! I forgot about that!!

salailama said...

i'd describe that shirt as more "sheer" than mesh. either way, hot!

so orso means “bear” in italian… what the heck kind of restaurant could it be??

Nothing Really Matters said...

Am i being really retarded? But what does the PD stand for??

Okau i've been working 9 hours today and i'm really tired!

Anonymous said...

I think PD is the logo of the pap dairies and its their stamp on the photo. If you look it is the same colour as the writing further down.

cina said...

There are some more pics of Jake dining at Orso posted at "Pink is the new blog". Delicious.*sigh*

http://trent.blogspot.com/

(Now if I could ever learn how to really link to another site...)

veeveevee said...

Day-um, that's a sexy picture! LOOOOVE the shirt, please wear it always, Jake!

I'm also drooling over the tiny peek of Gyllenhair!

Nothing Really Matters said...

So the PD's not really on his shirt then?? I think i need my eyes tested!

Anonymous said...

8:34PM: Hmmmm. There seems to be a blonde chick sitting next to him in the pics over on the Pink blog.

Anonymous said...

Damn! i thought the PD stood for "Please Do!" Saw the other photos at Pink Is The New Blog and I hate that they cropped out the other people!!! But he does seem really up beat and jokey. Better than being all upset. OT: I feel kinda sorry for LL. She's still a kid and she's got so many issues and rotten parents. Rotten. She's been supporting her whole family since she was little. But I agree. I'd hate to see any rumors printed about Jake with her, Paris H., Britney, or Jessica Simpson. Ugh!

cina said...

So the PD's not really on his shirt then?? I think i need my eyes tested!

No sweetie! It's photoshopped. :-)

Anonymous said...

I'd just cuff him to his bed and make him watch me burn them.

now if i had him cuffed to a bed i wouldn't care about his taste in clothes, although i would most certainly be burning ;P

i have a bad luck today, can't see the hot pic everybody's raving about, can't see the film on splash :(((

Anonymous said...

does he have a hole in his pants right on the fly?

Nothing Really Matters said...

Thanks sweetie! Cina i should say!

TBL 10 working hours is a long day! I thought it was a bit of a stupid thing to have on it!

Nothing Really Matters said...

Kaydee i think thats wishfull thinking! Maybe you could offer to clean it off for him!

Anonymous said...

Oh man, Jake is really Fu**ng HOT in those pics.
Looking at the Pink website I HAVE to say this: how did on EARTH Victoria landed David Beckam for God sake???! I HATE, completely hate her. I am starting to feel like Pink, she looks like an Alien!

Ok, sorry, I am done. Feel free to throw objects at me if you disagree (but I won't feel anything, since I am staring at Jake's pics)

Anonymous said...

Kaydee i think thats wishfull thinking! Maybe you could offer to clean it off for him!

well duh! i know it is. i'm a perfectly reasonable adult person and i know that any heated musings about jake are pure fantasy. :P i do. i really do.

that is, i know it when i'm on my meds :)))

and when i'm not i come here to frolic :DDD

cina said...

Oh man, Jake is really Fu**ng HOT in those pics.

Who in his right mind wouldn't agree with that I wonder. He looks like a greek god statue underneath that shirt.
Gobsmackingly gorgeous!!!

Anonymous said...

The "thing" on his pants is a button!!!LOL!! I wrote an ode to it in the other thread.

Why would a guy,
Chose a buttoned down fly,
When everyone knows that,
A zipper is quicker.

Anonymous said...

Kaydee i think thats wishfull thinking! Maybe you could offer to clean it off for him!


and don't think that i woyuldn't if he let me. i'm a sorry miserable person...

Anonymous said...

Why would a guy,
Chose a buttoned down fly,
When everyone knows that,
A zipper is quicker.


bcz he's a tease maybe? and the guy sure is.

Linna said...

Mhm, great shirt and all that, but what's with this new obsession with light coloured trousers?
It can't be part of the masterplan of always wearing the same clothes to bore the paps, 'cause that shirt is NOT boring anyone

Anonymous said...

what does 'a tamale' mean?

as in Jake Gyllenhaal looked like a hot tamale

Anonymous said...

ok i'm not sure if that's a compliment if the tamale really look like that

Anonymous said...

Why would a guy,
Chose a buttoned down fly,
When everyone knows that,
A zipper is quicker.


Haven't you seen the film There's Something About Mary? That kind of accident can never happened with buttons. (A nephew had something similar happened to him, aaargggghhh!!)

Jake was in the same restaurant as Lindsay Lohan at the same time? Sounds ominous.

Sam said...

i saw this pic and that vid before i went to sleep last night and he made me dream bad bad things! argh he just amazing isnt he, i mean after all this stuff going on with the paps he then turns around and plays a joke with them. He looked so happy in a way im glad the paps were there to capture that, its made my day. I wonder who he dined with, he was definatly in a good mood after that lunch!

Anonymous said...

He looks like a greek god statue underneath that shirt

He sure does ... he reminds me of this

Anonymous said...

I have only word... HOT!

Anonymous said...

The man is killing me! Just...killing me. Every time I think things are under control, he does something like this. I mean...walking around in that body...dayum!

Bobbie said...

Oh God.. that video was hilarious. "That was a whack move Jake!" Whack? Is this 1998?

Anonymous said...

How can he keep getting HOTTER? Good grief..... he is one seriously FINE man. This pic makes my insides tingle...... in a good way.

Don't know which I love more..... that smokin' body, or the happy little self-satisfied grin.

Anonymous said...

Finally got home to my laptop, and saw what all the fuss over the shirt was about. (The monitor connected to my laptop docking station at the office doesn't have a very high level of resolution, leaving me literally in the dark about what everyone was drooling over.) I am definitely requesting that "greatest achievement" in my questionnaire be changed to "maintaining extremely well-articulated abdominal muscles."

Jake, I wish I could quit you. I'm trying ... only I'm weak & I'm female & subject to my traitorous hormones & I'm far too damned imaginative to be mentally healthy. And also, looking at you makes me happier than looking at a lit-up Christmas tree.

veeveevee said...

Hot hot hot! I LOVE that picture.

Very sad, though, as I can't see the video.

Oh Jake, as I said before, please wear that shirt every day (along with that killer smile!)

veeveevee said...

Finally got the video to work - what a weird life those guys have!

Of course...if the end result of sitting and staring at a parking lot and restaurant door for hours was a few moments of real, live Jake...I guess I'd do it, too!

Anonymous said...

He is working it all! The absolutely killer smile, that see-thru shirt, the body and, we cannot overlook that walk. Love that stride. I read a funny posting by an obvious Jake fan on another board. They said, "There's Jake...then there's everyone else." If he's like this now, at 26 can you imagine Jake at 36? I will be ded of a heart attack by then.I'm closing in on 50 and I have never in my life seen anything like him. I need a drink.

Anonymous said...

I am savoring all this. The pics of Jake on set with Reese, the pics of Jake cycling, going to a Lakers game, and now this. Sometime real soon Jake will be on his way to either Morrocco or South Africa to continue filming Rendition.Fact is, when he goes on location he won't be as accessible. We need to make sure agents are in place. Someone will have seen him. Otherwise the drought will be too hard to bear.
There's drool all over my monitor. This picture is hall of fame quality, work of art stuff.
There's gotta be something wrong with him. He just can't be that perfect. And yet...

Anonymous said...

Oh boy, one day later and the picture still knocks me on the floor. I´m with cina: I need a fucking cigarette!

I wonder if he swims, he has the body like a swimmer. Very nice!

Anonymous said...

That shirt is definately drool worthy, looking good! Loved the video too, LOL!!

Anonymous said...

I'm weak & I'm female & subject to my traitorous hormones & I'm far too damned imaginative to be mentally healthy.

ditto

i also like "drool worthy". very fitting

Anonymous said...

"Hey Jake! Come onnn Jake bebby!"
I thought this kind of commentary was reserved for hormone-charged fangirls/boys... guess not. ;o)

Anonymous said...

i dunno how it's possible that i wake up today and the pic is exactly as hot as it was yesterday. damn!

and i still cannot see the film :( but then maybe it's better - you'd have to scrape me off the floor if i saw it...

Anonymous said...

Was just thinkin' about that comment a fan made when she met him. She said "You're even better looking in person." I don't think I could handle that. Nope. I don't think I could.

Jess said...

OhmyfuckingGod!!! That shirt, that body underneath...

*dies*

Elena said...

And I've died at the same time, Phoebe! What will be the next, a shirt witouth sleeves and a sexy baseball cap? I'm trembling in anticipation.

Anonymous said...

"If he's like this now, at 26 can you imagine Jake at 36? I will be ded of a heart attack by then.I'm closing in on 50 and I have never in my life seen anything like him."

Are you reading my mind, Anon. 6:11? You wrote what I think, and I'm your age too. I have never, ever in my life seen a man as
#&%&@?! gorgeous and sexy as he is, and I've seen a few in my time. I'm glad he's got our demographic; stick with us baby, we'll make you a stah!

Anonymous said...

My Google alerts have gone crazy this morning! I don't think Britney and LL generated as much interest by running around bare-assed as Jake has just by wearing a loosely woven, see-thru sweater out to lunch in broad daylight.
The Sex indeed. And truthfully, you really need to see both the video and the still. Bcz when I watched the video (more times then I'll ever admit) I got to see that walk, and that slow, mischievous grin and the "Oh, shit!" and that gorgeous head of hair. I LOVE his hair like that. And I love the way he handles the steering wheel and drives off smiling. And...never mind.

Anonymous said...

Wuz just thinkin' about Jake getting dressed that day. Pulling that sweater on and arranging it, checking himself out in the mirror. Wonder if he gives himself a woodie?

Anonymous said...

Wonder if he gives himself a woodie?

LOL. i spilled my tea all over the keyboear at that.

but to think of it, if he doesn't, he has a very bad taste.

cina said...

Ditto that kaydee!! LOL!!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I agree - in the video that walk, sexy smile and laugh, and self-assuredness really comes through - even though he was caught in a paparazzi ambush. He is built like a swimmer, and has gorgeous hair.

Anonymous said...

Soory, but what is a woodie?

That pic is priceless. That pap who took it must be very proud of himself. Just waiting and getting bored out of a restaurant, taking those boring pics of LL in the dreadful outfit then Jake comes out and he ends up with a pic at the level of those photo sessions of Jake kind of all wet showing off his shape ...if you know which ones I am referring too. Except this pic is so much better because it is a candid and nothing looks artificial in it yet Jake could not be more perfect... sigh! Yes sometime the life of a pap is not that bad after all, not that bad at all.... And I need a sigarette too in spite of the fact I never smoked i my life...

Anonymous said...

6:20, it another expression for a man in all his glorious manhood, if ya know what I mean . . . ;-)

Anonymous said...

Soory, but what is a woodie?

lol.

an erection ;) i can't believe that kaydee, a nice and well behaving gal that she is, actually knows that word. she's blushing herself

Anonymous said...

yeah Newport Girl, so when you put a potted plant next to jake it looks like that

Anonymous said...

(sigh!) He's just so natural and unaffected by it all. Just happy. While the rest of the world is going up in flames....in a good way!

Anonymous said...

and here you can clearly see that jake must have passed nearby ;)

Anonymous said...

Anon 5:56 here. Now, truthfully. If this was just some guy walking down the street and you saw him...what would you do? Bcz, Jake may think ppl notice him bcz he's Actorguy, movie star.
But seriously, even if he wasn't. If he was just...A Guy...Fact is Jake would turn heads and stop hearts no matter what. If ever there was an argument in favor of cloning this is surely it. LOL!

Anonymous said...

Well, one thing about it...I'm glad I'm not the only "mature" woman acting like a silly schoolgirl over this guy. I was starting to get a little worried about myself, but then I read all these posts, particularly from those of us who are 40+, and at least I know I'm not alone in my obsession. What IS it about this man that just sends us all into rhapsodies? Obviously, he is the FINEST, sexiest, all-around incredibly hot male most of us have ever laid eyes on. It's the whole package, I think...the eyes, the hair, the body, the smile, the dimples. Not to mention, from everything I've read (which is everything I can get my hands on), he seems to be a genuinely NICE guy, who's humble, is close to his family, loves animals, wants a relationship, loves to cook, loves to read... What the hell is the matter with Kirsten Dunst?!?! Boring?!?! There is something seriously wrong with that girl if she thinks Jake is boring. Okay, I have to stop now.

Anonymous said...

Ermmm...can girls get "woodies?" Bcz I think ...let's see. How to put this...

Anonymous said...

Ermmm...can girls get "woodies?" Bcz I think ...let's see. How to put this...



as NewportGirl put it, plants and liquids get woodies when he comes near. why would girls be an exception?

salailama said...

another blog has called this the famous gyllenshirt. now, if any of jake's many shirts deserves that title, it would be this one-- i mean, next to jack and ennis' shirts from bbm, can you imagine any other shirt generating this insane amount of fan-phoria on the internet/blogosphere? the power of the gyllenshirt shot... indeed =)

Anonymous said...

Anon 7:25, you are so right - he's definitely the whole package, inside and out. From the looks of the survey, we're far from the only 40+ women he sends into rhapsodies (love that description!) and I love every minute of it. I had to wonder about Kirsten Dunst myself, she's obviously not in her right mind. How could she let him get away? :-)

Anonymous said...

yeah well, it's the second day that i look at it drooling all over my keyboard instead of having my work done. a sorry state indeed. i can only pray that he won't put it on more often (or smile or walk or look like that :) bcz with no work done i'm going to starve to death ;D

the pic is even better than the one with his VOTE hat and the glorious ear-to-ear smile with dimples and flashing teeth ...


sigh

Anonymous said...

yeah well, it's the second day that i look at it drooling all over my keyboard instead of having my work done. a sorry state indeed. i can only pray that he won't put it on more often (or smile or walk or look like that :) bcz with no work done i'm going to starve to death ;D

the pic is even better than the one with his VOTE hat and the glorious ear-to-ear smile with dimples and flashing teeth ...


sighing teeth ...


sigh

britpopbaby said...

I've held my tounge for two days and now I must speak.

I DO NOT like that shirt.

Okay, I'll see myself out. Taxi!

Anonymous said...

I DO NOT like that shirt.


oooooh, blasphemy


but, each to their own

Nothing Really Matters said...

I DO NOT like that shirt. I'll stick up for you dahline! It's not smoething i would wear.

Anonymous said...

The shirt by itself is just a shirt. What I like is how well it works with that body, on that skin on that man. But thank you, BPB. You've given us some perspective. Brought us back down to earth. Don't you have to be somewhere??Bye! Take care now!

Anonymous said...

Look. I've gotten at least two dozen Google alerts on that shirt! And I haven't even heard from Malaysia yet. This story's got legs!

salailama said...

i get what you’re saying too, BPB, and i'm not just saying that to suck up haha. i would not approve of a shirt like that on jake or anyone if i really believed it looked that... um, sheer, in broad daylight. however, it's my belief that the see-through-effect is nothing more than an unexpected result of the megawatt flashbulbs. i think several female celebrities have admitted to learning that lesson the hard way, and have resorted to taking photos of themselves in a dress before going down the red carpet. therefore, i fully excuse this perceived “fashion flub” by jake because the sheerness is totally unintentional. i bet the dark shirt looks awesome in person, when it’s actually opaque cuz it looks like that light material fits and hangs on his body really well! and finally, i also have to say as much as i hate the idea of a sheer shirt on a guy, i really am NOT complaining about these pictures because man, i admit to being pretty shallow when it comes to jake pictures. it’s been a while since we’ve had any shirtless pics, and with the winter season upon us, this um... peek into the goodness is really more than i could ask for…

Anonymous said...

Jake can carry off a shirt like this because his body is amazing.

Anonymous said...

it's not the sheerness, it's that it fits so well in all the right places, sorta hugs him which does me in completely.


and i have that totally primitive urge when i see how broad his shoulders are... :P

Sam said...

Anon 5.52, how do u do the google alerts? I want them now!

Anonymous said...

Well I like the shirt. And I don't think it was flashbulbs. I think Jake knew it was sort of sheer. That's why he's not wearin' nuthin' under it! It's only a loose knit black shirt. Very ordinary. To me, there's nothing to like or dislike. It's Jake. The thing is, he looks sexy allll the time. It's totally natural with him. I say work it Jakey!

veeveevee said...

BPB, it's not the shirt, per se...it's the JAKE in the shirt!

As kaydee said, it's the way it skims lightly, with a feathery touch, over his shoulders, onto his nicely defined chest, and...

Er...is anyone else finding it hard to breathe? Must go cool off now!

Anonymous said...

Anon 5:52 here. Just go to the Google search thingy and where it shows the categories: web, video, etc, then it says "more." Click on more, then "even more..." and it lists Google products. Alerts is one of the free services it offers. You just type in the subject you want to be alerted to and everytime that name comes up on the internet, you will be notified thru your e-mail. I have Yahoo e-mail. I don't know if that makes a difference or not. It might be something between Yahoo and Google. Or not.

britpopbaby said...

Just not feeling it, maybe it was the intensity of the pap flash bulbs or something. My Favourite Jake outfit shall forever be 'The Blue Trunks'.

cina said...

I worship that shirt for so gloriously fitting his incredible body and giving us just a little taste of the wonder beneath it.
I'm prepared to say that this is my all time favorite Jake picture. And I'm not kidding. I think it's absolutely jawdroppingly sexy!

cina said...

To be honest, at the moment I'm more interested in the Florida weather. I want to see that Discovery space shuttle lauched into space, since it carries the first Swedish astronaut ever this time. May the bad weather in Florida pass, so they can actually launch saturday night! Last night was such a bummer...

Sorry, totaly OT. But I'm just so excited about this!

cina said...

And I'm so tired I can't spell it seems... *sigh*

Anonymous said...

kaydee said...
Wonder if he gives himself a woodie?

Jake was asked, sometimes ago: how does it feel that you get people hot and sexy? He replied, it gets me hot and sexy.

Yeah, as he said somewhere else: he loves this shit!

Thus the new tease of going commando?

Anonymous said...

anon 8:03PM yes so true.
I had to wonder about Kirsten Dunst myself, she's obviously not in her right mind. How could she let him get away? :-)

Ater seeing this picture she must be smacking herself on the forehead and saying "Holy sh*t, what was I thinking?"

Anonymous said...

LLLLOL newportgirl

I love it!!

Ah, to be young again and have a run at a man like that.

Anonymous said...

It will be interesting to see who she finally winds up with. All of these kids will marry some one someday.

veeveevee said...

Cina said, "I think it's absolutely jawdroppingly sexy!"

I say: "AMEN to that!"

This picture went right to the top of my "Jake's Best" photo file, too - the file of my favorites of all time - the file that I go to when he disappears for days at a time.

Not to mention, I've had some deliciously wonderful daydreams in the past two days all because of this picture.

Can we just keep commenting on this post forever?(Sorry, Britpop!) ;-)

Anonymous said...

I really enjoyed the video as much as the pics. I love it when he's all happy and smiling and he jokes around. This is SO different than his dark mood in the NYC pics. I think, oddly, the paps in H'wood are more restrained then in NYC. Someone said that they have strict laws about paps in H'wood. They need to restrict them in NYC, too. In NYC they go right into the neighborhoods where people live. Hanging around restaurants, clubs, sotres and hotels is one thing, but staying outside your house 24/7 is bad.

Anonymous said...

veeveevee said, "Can we just keep commenting on this post forever?(Sorry, Britpop!) ;-)"

I vote yes! I'm sure I will tire of looking at this incredible pic someday, but I'm just not there yet.
As much as I dearly love the blue swim trunks pic, this one really does something to me.
Perhaps my friends should organize some kind of intervention.....

veeveevee said...
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veeveevee said...

Newport Girl - YES!!! I would LOVE to go shopping with you and a certain *someone else* for a nicely sheer Man-Skirt! I'll even volunteer to pay for the skirt - of course that means I reserve the right to find the exact right skirt for my $$ - meaning that a certain someone will have to try on (and off!) a multitude of them!

I agree with your comments regarding paps in LA - when I lived there, I certainly had my share of celebrity encounters, and can't even think of a time when I noticed the paps around. Of course, I imagine things are a lot worse than 10 years ago when I left!

I realized a funny thing today...that I actually have a somewhat contrived connection to Jake!

I went to high school and was in school plays with (and was actually roommates for a brief time in LA with) the guy who plays Mark the Jerk's best friend in Bubble Boy!

I can't believe it took me so long to realize this! I'm only two degrees of separation from Jake!!! (I am such a ditz sometimes...)

cina said...

Haha, that's cool vee! I myself am sort of three degrees from Jake, in a way!
I have met Jon Bon Jovi, who was in Moonlight and Valentino with Gwyneth Paltrow, who was in Proof with Jake!

Embarrasslingly far fetched, I know... LOL

Anonymous said...

I've held my tounge for two days and now I must speak.

I DO NOT like that shirt.

Okay, I'll see myself out. Taxi!


Brit, if you look at the other pics from that set, the shirt is not shiny or see through, it was just the light from the camera flashulbs that did it. Hope that helps with your dislike of it. ;)

Anonymous said...

"Jake was asked, sometimes ago: how does it feel that you get people hot and sexy? He replied, it gets me hot and sexy."

Anonymous 7:25? here, AKA NCWoman...the one that said Kirsten Dunst was a g-damned fool for letting him go...or something like it.

Regarding the above quote...

O...M...G.....THUD

Reading that literally took my breath away. That does it. That absolutely effing does it. He is my fantasy man FOR LIFE. Yep, all I gotta do is just close my eyes, and picture....all sorts of Jack Nasty things in my head...helps me stay sane in this crazy world.

I admit it freely and without reservation - I am hot, bothered, obsessed, in love...pick your poison...with this incredible man. IMHO he has no equal on this planet in sheer talent, hotness, desirability and uniqueness.

Okay, I'll stop now. Jake, I love you, darlin'!!!!! I'm a fan for life!!

Anonymous said...

I hear ya, Anon 3:10. I always wondered if all this attention to his remarkable good looks might bother him, and he would prefer the focus be on his talent and work only, but I hope he doesn't mind! I suppose as a 40+ woman I should have more reserve, but he does it for me in a big way, and I don't care who knows it! He's my fantasy man forevah too. ;-)

Anonymous said...

And regarding "the sweater" or "the shirt". Just picture it on a hanger, or thrown over a chair, or lying across a bed. It's just a plain, black sweater - nothing remarkable. But just look what happens when it's on Jake - it becomes resplendent! So, as the saying goes, Jake could don a burlap sack and still make it look sexy. Looking at him is like Zen to me. ;-)

Anonymous said...

Anon 3:44 PM said:
"I suppose as a 40+ woman I should have more reserve, but he does it for me in a big way, and I don't care who knows it!"

Anon 4:14 said:
"Looking at him is like Zen to me."

SIGH...
NC Woman here again...THANK YOU, my sisters, for validating my obsession and letting me know a)I'm not crazy, b)I'm not alone,
and c)it's okay for middle-aged women to be ga-ga over a 26-year old! But who the hell can help it, I ask no one in particular??

And as far as the age thing goes, I honestly believe that the heart does not know age, anyway. I've dated men 20 years my junior, and had passionate relationships with lots of younger guys. Besides, men have been hooking up with younger women for YEARS, so I ask you, what the hell's the problem that people have with older women/younger guys? Get over it, I say.

He does it for me, too, in a big way, and that is an understatement. He is incredible, on so many levels. I have seen good-looking talented men in my time, in person and on the movie/tv screen, but I have NEVER seen any man like Jake, nor have I been affected like this, ever. I can't explain it. I'm afraid I'm a Johnette-come-lately as far as being a fan goes. I was aware of him before Brokeback Mountain, vaguely, and had seen The Day After Tomorrow and enjoyed the movie, period. But when I saw Brokeback Mountain, the last week in September of this year, I fell like a ton of bricks. I am serious. And since then I've been making up for my late-comer status in spades! I now own most of his movies on DVD, have a collage of him on my bedroom dresser, listen to the BBM cd every day, and I mean EVERY day, have him on my computer desktop, have a collage of him for a screensaver...yeah, you could say I'm totally gone. My family and friends just shake their heads with a bemused "isn't she cute" sort of expression on their faces.

That is why I haunt these websites. To validate my feelings and know I'm not the only he affects this way.

And by the way, britpopbaby and prophecy girl...just wanna say you chicks ROCK!!! I've rarely seen such funny, intelligent, inventive commentary, and this has become my favorite Jake site. I would love to meet you chicks face-to-face and just shoot the shit with you! If either of you ever find yourselves in coastal NC, look me up.

Sorry for the long post, but just wanted to let y'all know I'm right with you in our love for our Jake, and if him knowing that he gets people hot and sexy makes HIM hot and sexy...honey he would spontaneously combust if he only knew how he made ME

Anonymous said...

"My family and friends just shake their heads with a bemused "isn't she cute" sort of expression on their faces."

Mine too, but can anyone deny we're absolutely right about him, I ask? NO! I was only vaguely aware of him before BBM too, (I'm sorry to say I heard his name as Kirstin Dunst's BF) but once I saw BBM I was totally blown away. I came away from the movie equally if not more affected by Jake's performance, than Heath's. I was so impressed that such young actor could convey all of those feelings, and make the audience feel his pain, and be so affected by it. I'll never forget his performance, ever. It was only after BBM I discovered how gorgeous and sexy he really is! And no, I've never before been affected like this either. :-)

veeveevee said...

Hey Cina,

You're actually two degrees from Jake - he was in Homegrown with Jon Bon Jovi!

Anonymous said...

oh man.....that shirt
dirty thaughts coming to mind.....
need to contain myself.....