He's on a movie set alright. But you're not even close.
JAKE WATCH: THE MOVIE
* Before Zodiac. And you thought that was the next time you'd see Jake in a film role. Please. We're professionals. Stay tuned.
Pics from IHJ. Stellar artwork from my creative subconscious.
Before Zodiac. Can't see it in another way. Probably all his other movies he will be filming in the nearest future will be released before zodiac ;)
If I've followed through the slide show correctly, Jake is No. 10 in People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive List.
Clooney won. Again. That muthaf*cka.
Now, back to work. (Imagine a horsewhip cracking loudly.) Nice Anonymous has been engaged in a valiant effort to work hard enough justify her salary & health benefits before the year's end. So she must limit her viewing of Jake's handsome face (the activity known elsewhere as "jaking") during office hours. She is not willing to live on cardboard in the streets because she loved not wisely, but all too well, and using employer's technical resources -- while Jake continues to stride down the street in costly casualwear & sunglasses, oblivious to her existence & semi-martyrdom in the name of his cause.
Dude is that more of your art work??
I can just tell: this is his Oscar role. He'll get it this time. I mean, just looking at these pictures makes me want to give him all kinds of awards. And I haven't even seen the movie yet. And plus, come on, JakeWatch is just Oscar-worthy.
let's face it: we don't even need Jake to be Oscar-worthy. what with all this creative arwork an' all ;)
clooney again? i like him, but c’mon. so i think the anon who said in the previous comments section that whoever wins must’ve lobbied for it is dead on. i mean, clooney was totally alluding to wanting the title again by mentioning it in his oscar speech. he was doing his typical self-effacing, celebrity is so silly thing of course, but still, you know he mentions it because he likes it too. anyway… movie set pics, yay!
Truthfully, i think half this stuff happens without the actor knowing about it. His publicist and his management may lobby, but with guys like Clooney, Leo, Jake, they don't lobby. Every time an actor wins a high profile award, popularity contest, etc. by some credible media/organization, it demonstrates the actor's ability to make money. He's a brand, a product.I am just really pissed Jake is number 10. He should have been number 2 or 3 so when he wins it next year, it will not be such a surprise!!!! LOL!!!
Jake Watch the movie- gonna be bigger than Brokeback even.
Nice anon- good to see youi. Think I might have to do the same soon. That cardboard box is calling...
No 10 on that stupid list! Only Clooney and Johnny Depp are vaguely on the same list and they are maybe four and five and (interchangeable)after Jake, Peter and Heath.
anon, do you know what # jake was last year?
i think publicists do a lot of stuff without the actor knowing, but a good publicist also knows what kind of media the actor would like and thus lobbies for the right thing-- clooney's people wouldn't go through the trouble if they didnt' think he'd get a kick out of it and give people magazine a good interview. jake obviously didn't care cuz his pic and quotes are hella old.
I just can't wait for Jake Watch The Movie!!! :-D We totally kick ass! (I hope... LOL!)
And George Clooney?! Seriously, what the hell is it about him that women find so sexy?? I just don't see it.
oh come on, Cina.
George Clooney is not so bad. you just can't compare all men to JG. if it was a criterion for chosing bedmates, the human race would find itself on the verge of extinction very soon.
of course there is:
then nothing for a very long time and then
some other men, including Clooney.
oh, and i forgot to tell than a co-occupant (?) of the 1st place next to jake is danzel washington as he was in brannagh's much ado about nothing
I don't see Clooney's appeal either, Cina. His face is dangerously bordering a chimpanzee features. Sorry, George, but there is no room for boring tuxedo men like you in Jake Watch the movie. And today it's the 6 months anniversary of Jake Weird!!
guys, not sure if you know already, but i just saw on my google blogsearch that there are a bunch of new pics of reese and jake from the set of rendition-- unfortunately i found them on that blog we hate (i'll not name the blog but it's by some jerk named jared who likes to steal web exclusives from fan blogs and lie about their source)
Clooney may or may not be many things , but boring is not one of them!
Well kaydee, there are a lot of men I find attractive besides Jake. Just not George Clooney. Sorry, but I just don't find him that attractive. Nor do I find Brad Pitt for example that attractive. Now Johnny Depp on the other hand... NOW we're talking!!
C'mon...can't we get a release date for the JakeWatch movie? Give us something to look forward to...
Stupid sexiest man alive poll - it is quite obvious to me that Clooney (or his people) have someone on the payroll at that magazine.
The title alone says it all:
Sexiest. Man. Alive.
That can be no one other than Jake.
PS...that artwork, PG, is from one of my all time favorite pictures of Jake, the one where I get a little tingly inside every time I see it...
If I saw him walking down the street the next time I was in NY or CA, I would probably squeal inside, surreptitiously peek at him, and wimpishly do no more.
However...if he appeared in front of my looking like he does in that picture, I will not be held accountable for my actions (which would most definitely be an attack including full body contact and the rendering of various garments!)
Well, I am disappointed by People's choice. Nothing really wrong with George besides his not being Jake. But why him again? I think Smurfete is right about some actors or their management lobbying for this stuff, especially if that person seems really interested in such things. Obviously Jake isn't and People Magazine is still clueless. Afterall, what in the world did Matt do last year to be chosen?
Anyway, Jake's my man everyday!!
I cannot WAIT till Jake Watch the movie graces my screen in some form or other; c'mon, I'm dying here! Give me something... ANYTHING! Please?
BPB/PG plz tell me you haven't hired David Fincher to direct this????? PLZ! And if the same team that is writing the Indiana Jones sequel are being considered plz keep in mind they've been writing that script for at least three years now.
The script has only the best writes that have been working very hard!
Re: the pics of Jake and Reese....awww look! She loves him already! :::clapping::: Gyllenspoon! Gyllenspoon! They're the new Brangelina. You watch they'll come back from Morroco or South Africa with a baby. ;)
The National Enquirer et al must be salivating.
Poor Gyllenspoon. You guys can come live on my planet ;)
C'mon...can't we get a release date for the JakeWatch movie?
What? "Before Zodiac" wasn't good enough? :) I've found that this movie has a bad track record with deadlines, but let's just say things are moving forward... ;)
^^ not with the moving target that the Zodiac release date has become...
We'll take it whenever we can get it!
The Jake Watch movie is, I'm afraid, top secret; although I think I can safely say it's not be directed by David Fincher.
So will JakeWatch the Movie be a documentary, drama, romantic comedy? If it's a romance, can anyone audition for the part, preferably using a non-scripted love scene? What about the MPAA rating -- are you going for G, PG-13, R, NC-17, or (praying) X? Length of the film is a non-issue, I don't think anyone will mind if it's the two week version. As long as there's enough breaks to do the essentials, like masturbate.
Did I really say that? *slaps self*
Didn't waste any time on this rumor, now, did they?
Meanwhile, my favorite actor and one of my favorite actresses in the same movie...I drool. :)
Oops...the other half of the link. Sorry.
DId I read somewhere that E! had him out with a Latina actress two nights ago at some restaurant where they sat for a long time and left separately??? Mia somebody?
Or was it Greta? And one report had him "hanging around Reese's trailer" after work to visit and kid around like the great buddies they are. And is it true Jake has placed Nellie Furtado on Reese's ipod???
1:0AM: I do=idn't realize Jake and Reese were good buddies, but I guess if he is friends with Ryan, they are at least not strangers. Yeah I heard the E blurb about the Latina actress as well, didn't catch her name. There is a video floating around of them leaving the resturaunt seperately.
Someone at Dave Cullen posted that tomorrow night "Entertainment Tonight" will have footage of "Zodiac"! They saw a preview on tonight's show. Yay!!!
Ya know. I saw the E! recap of this Sexiest Man stuff and ...sheesh! The paid homage to George of course. I mean if Jake had to lose at least George is palatable. Then they talked about the other top sexiest men and the dorky announcer said, " Jake is so sweet...and he has those puppy dog eyes..." and I want to slap her.
She sounded like she was describing a toy,like it was her favorite stuffed animal or some little kid. And to illustrate just how inappropriate her comments were, they showed this picture of Jake as smoldering, drop dead gorgeous! He radiates sex! Did they even SEE the Vanity Fair photo shoot video??? Did they??? OK. It's time for my meds.
Anon 2:21 here. BPB can you plz make Jake be at least half naked most of the time in the JakeWatch movie? Can he take LOTS of showers? Will he have hot sex...like Eric Bana-in- Munich Sex?
Jake really shouldn't play with his fly in public. Someone might spontaneously combust if he is not careful to keep everything in there out of view.
To Anon 2:23:
And just HOW MANY "Essential Breaks" will YOU need during the two week-long Movie???!!!
that last photo is the ultimate James Dean impression - SEXY MO FO ALERT!
For 1:00 and 1:14 am: Her name is Mia Maestro. If you were an Alias fan she played Sydney Bristow's (Jennifer Garner)half sister. She's absolutely stunning.
New pics of Jake in BH, wearing cool baseball cap, hoodie and jeans.
^^ At IHJ.
3:47: He doesn't look to happy in these pics. Quite the contrast from the pictures on the set of Rendition taken earlier today.
hahaha. just checked ihj pics and found this one so hilarious... http://www.iheartjakemedia.com/
I saw the "running errands" pics and "doesn't look too happy" doesn't even begin to describe it. He looks pissed. All things considered, he's been pretty fortunate, especially since he went back to LA to start work, in that the paps haven't seemed nearly as intrusive as they were in NYC. Hope he takes a more philosophical approach so he doesn't let them mess with his head so much. One things for sure. He knows how to totally disappear when he needs to and that's a good thing. Maybe he's practicing to get into character for his CIA role. I hope they will let him be a bit scruffy and let his hair not look plastered down.
4:46: Now that he has started filming, I think we are going to see more pap pics like this and he realizes it. I would like to think that during the dry spell before these sets of pics, that he maybe got away to MV, a place where he can escape the prying eyes of the paps for a bit. I only bring up MV because the last time he went MIA for a while during the summer, that's where he was.
I don't think he would mind so much if the paps didn't mess with his family and friends or say rude things to him. He used to be more relaxed around them. He even used to kid them sometimes. But that was a while ago. I would never expect him to always be "on" and smiling etc. I just don't like to see him all tense and stressed. And really the pics they usually take are SO mundane: Jake getting coffee. Jake walking. Jake getting into car. Jake riding bike. Jake shopping. Jake with dogs....dogs...
Where are they, Jake!?! What have you done with Boo and Atticus?
I agree, that one is hilarious! It's like "the worm has turned!!!"
I wonder if he asked where the button was...lol
And as for the Doing Errands in BH pictures, I think he looks like how we ALL look while we're doing our errands -- absolutely, positively thrilled to be doing the shit we'd rather not have to do...am I right?
I swear for a visitor they would think they have come into a real jake watch agency 'jake was number 10' 'new pics at ihj' 'zodiac trailer out' 'new jake reese rumour' 'new pics at some website with the name of jared' Haha i laughed when i read all the comments, 46 of them and its like ppl cant wait to get on here and spread the news.... ITS GREAT!!! i can come home from work and catch up on EVERYTHING i dont even have to search!! HAHA. Oh and this jake watch movie... i just CANT WAIT!
New pics of Jake in BH, wearing cool baseball cap, hoodie and jeans.
PG would like to admit to laughing inappropriately at this because "BH" are her initials in real life. She's very immature.
i would just like to add, that if i walked past jake sitting on a car like that, i think i would trip over smash my head on the floor and die. HOW HOT IS THAT!!!!!
okay...I'm new to this bloggger stuff: But, I have watched Brokeback everyday for the last two
weeks (or more) so I guess that makes me a (Jakey)? I also bought
the soundtrack and it's the only thing I've listened to for weeks.Poor me..another obsession I
don't need....increase my meds Doc.
okay,I'm new to blogging so be patient with me...I've been watching
Brokeback everyday for the last two
weeks, does that make me a Jakey? I
even bought the soundtrack..I did
see it when it first came out, so I'm a late commer..literally. Looking forward to more JG info.
okay, I'm new at blogging so be patient with me. Also new to Jakey!
Where have I been? Saw Brokeback at
the movies, but have been obsessing
with it on demand for 3 weeks every
day. Soundtrack everyday and picturing him in certain positions.
Yikes! Increase my meds Doc.
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