Off topic - looks like Peter's pregnant again. Damn, that was fast.
We here at Jake Watch have long been concerned about the welfare of dear Boo Radley Gyllenhaal, missing from all our lives for weeks...maybe months (really, who's counting?). Sad though it may be, it was no surprise when these otherwise genuinely intrusive paparazzi photos surfaced and it became clear that once again, Boo was missing in action.
Luckily for us, this is no two-bit spy operation we're running here and an agent was dispensed at once to assess the situation.
Unfortunately, said agent, uh, kinda sucked, and she was forced to flee when her position was compromised. Odd though, since she apparently showed up disguised as PG and that has proven to be a successful counter-detection tactic before (oooooooh, snap!). Too bad for her. It'll be desk duty from now on.
Attempts to contact Boo via MySpace have ended in frustration. His profile says he was on a couple days ago but he won't respond to my messages! Geez, Boo, where are you?