Just in case you forgot to mark this momentous occassion down in your diaries/laptop/sidekicks/fence post in back yard I thought I should remind you it's Jake Watch's sixth month anniversary. Aaah, the memories, the dramas, the socks, the achievements, the law suits - who would have thought?
In all seriousness though, I'd like to say AHA mutherfuckas! to those naysayers who reckoned it wouldn't last, my Dad who told me to stop wasting my time on Jack Gyllenhaal and get a frickin job, all the jackasses who tried to correct my spelling and grammar and lastly, Blogger, for working 76% of the time.
To celebrate this special day I've concocted the timeline below. Some of it is accurate, most of it is not. Please stick around to witness a spectacular Sunday Project summary and something very exclusive and hot and exclusive and sexy.
EDIT: You can now view what I was gibbering on about above by visiting the Forum and carefully entering the Gallery of Hawt. You may need safety googles.