Saturday, September 16, 2006
UM...AH...ER
If that is Jake dancing in the background then er, our relationship might be over. I'm just praying that is some drunken swayin'.
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If that is Jake dancing in the background then er, our relationship might be over. I'm just praying that is some drunken swayin'.
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Very, very um ...ah ... er! LOL!
Two things, no - three! One - is that Mateo McBongo next to him? Looks tall and gangly enough to pass for him.
Two - what was all that in the middle where it almost looks like JG kisses the girl, then leans the other way to talk to the McBongo (or lookalike), then McB grabs the girl?
And last, but most importantly, can someone come up with a really, really good explanation for why JG is hanging out and partying with McStrong? I'm getting totally squicked out. Biking yes, but party party party? This does NOT work for me ...
Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.No idea who the singer is, but LOVE the way Jake moves. Can he please dance in his next movie...and I am not talking about country music with Anne Hathaway or Santa hats. I do understand the concern in the other posts, but can I just say again? Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :)
erm, maybe he likes the guys? Does there have to be a better reason?
Well we have been told He's a Geeky dancer. Just gotta teach him to dance Britpop. But just watching him move is poetry in motion.
He looks like he is having fun....and I like to see that.
If that is Jake dancing in the background then er, our relationship might be over.
Jake, sweety, don't listen to her! Your dancing is just fine!
Just gotta teach him to dance Britpop.
Yes, there's your chance to grab hold of him firmly and show him how to move. You are not going to wait for some unapproved female to do that, are you?
omg, i'm in love! haha, i think he looks adorable. he's WAY better than the grey shirt dude at least. but i don't think it's matthew cuz he's shorter than jake for sure
Ah maaaaaan. I'd be staring at Jake the whole concert if I had been there. He's stealing the show and omg he's adorable. He's just diggin'! And I swear, I wouldn't look much better diggin' myself... Ah shit - I'm in love. *sigh*
If that's Jake,well there are three brand new things for me:
1st: he moves VERY good,in my opinion.He's got the moves and the rythm!imagine some dirty dancing..
2nd: he's a groopie
3rd: it's the first time I've imagined him doing menage a trois!sorry,couldn't help it.The images speak for themselves.
Bad Jake!
Hot Jake.
LMAO!! That looks like Lance with him, and he leans over to say something...over the noise.
I guess it's not one of those songs you clap at the end of? LOL
The audio could be improved somewhat if you drop out the low frequencies...with an equalizer....just take out everything below 60hz...you won't miss it, and it will take out alot of that rumble...
I thought he moved real nice...maybe just a half a beat off when he clapped, but he wriggles his hips nicely. I see a LOT of potential there. I think the girl wanted to dance and he got her together with that other guy ...Jake being smart enuf not to make a spectacle of himself. Didn't see anyone I recognized as Matthew...not sure about Lance...It occurred to me, maybe Jake dances like the band member he used to be...LOL!!!!
Jake as Lord of the Dance *LOL*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3PEVUmKAL0
oh come on, i think he "moves" just fine. more like someone at a music festival (ie. more clapping than actual dancing). but I can't see much from the video... I assume the white-T one was Jake? if the guy next to him is McBongo, then he dances worse!
Oh mama, can I just say what a complete turn-on it is when guys have a good sense of rhythm and know how to move their fab bodies!?! Oooh yeah...And with that said... Oh Jakey. This looks mighty fine to me! *thud* .. I loooove you!
I guess it was the over-enthusiasm that scared me. I'd be slightly rockin to Ray Lamontagne, wait, what am I talking about? I'd be passed out by the bar.
Here's a link to where you can listen to the song Jake is shaking his ass to. It's called "Three More Days" and I tell'ya - I could shake my ass to that song too! :-)
http://www.raylamontagne.com/listen.php
It's not that bad! LOL Somebody else said the same on another site. He's kinda on beat right? Maybe I just have too little standards for the rhythm of my white brothers and sisters because I was proud of him. :0)
No, the girl in black seems to clap out of rhythm with every one else at one point. LOL
I like a song that gives you a head's up..."three more days"... you have time to make other arrangements. ;)
Seemed like he was movin' those hips a little bit "Jarhead"...if ya know what I mean...On another note, I love how Jake alternates grey t-shirt, white t-shirt. Grey t-shirt, white t-shirt...
Now, what would be wildly yummy is if Jake danced taking his shirt off!! Ray Lamontagne song wouldn't matter anymore!
As much as I love Jake, this kinda' reminds of the hearing impaired girl we had on our cheerleading team.
We use to put her in the back because she couldn't keep time for jack.
This would be even worse if I were convinced that he really weren't drunk at the time. At least that way he'd have an excuse!
Crikey, he sure is shaking his stuff. But what on earth is he doing at round about 1 minute 4 seconds? It appears to be a sterling impersonation of a woodpecker.
Nobody in that vid looks like Jake to me?
Is he supposed to be one of the guys on the stage?Where is it taken and when?I can't even recognise him.lol
Okay, in all fairness they are ALL dancing the way Jake is. So it isn't as bad, imo. I think he looks like he is having fun and really getting into the music. Nothing wrong with that, lol. Bless Jake's adorable dorky heart. :)
He seems to be enjoying himself, moving to the music in the usual club-dancing way, where there's standing room only & you have to be careful not to cannonade off someone or poke them with your elbows. He doesn't seem overly self-conscious -- he looks very comfortable within his own body, which is always a big turn-on for me. I'm glad to have witnessed a moment of possibly drunken joy in the life of the Gyllenhaal.
He's grooving out! That is soooooo hot right now!
Who gives a shit, least he's not swaying like Lance/Matt/whoever that was...
What you reckon he said to the girl before whoever grabbed her? "Get with my friend or get lost!"
Yeah that fits about right.
I see a new dance craze in development...
"The Shake n' Jake"
Arthur Murray School of Dance watch out.
You don't recognise Jake?? He's in the white T-shirt between the lady in black and McBongo in green. Later he moves out of sight though.
Cina , It's because he shaved his beard off that has everyone confused! ;)
He claps like Jake.
He shakes like Jake.
I'm fairly sure it's Jake!
Haha, I knew it was Jake because of the way he wears his sunglasses! When was this event? Last night??
I'd recognize that body anywhere. And the way he moves his hips. Seen that before, too. Have made a study of it. Like the music, it has a bluesy, funky, somewhat country sound. Looked like he moved out of the way so they could dance. Maybe she wanted him to dance with her and he wisely handed her off to the other guy. I don't see where Matt was around. One of those guys could have been Lance, but Im not sure. I don't think Matt is that tall...or that thin.
Looove the way he moves... what would you want him to do anyway, a Nureyev performance, a ... N'Sync act???? Go Jake, you look hot!
Oh he's fine, just having a little fun with this...
Very glad to see him enjoying himself...
Only if he gets arrested playing Bongos, naked and stoned, will I become seriously concerned. :)
Well, considering my drunken dancing adventures last night, I'm not going to say anything negative about Jakey. I just wish the video was more close-up. :)
That’s rather shocking! I think I need a drink!
Pussy do you dance like that when you are drinking?
Only if he gets arrested playing Bongos, naked and stoned, will I become seriously concerned. :)
Concerned? Of course. If ever Jake gets interested in playing naked bongos, I'll be the first to volunteer to guard him against (or seriously assault) any policeman wanting to arrest him.
Oh no Simon i'm much more lady like!
Here's a link to where you can listen to the song Jake is shaking his ass to. It's called "Three More Days"
Actually, it's not that song at all. The song they're grooving out to is How Come :-)
Swoon. This eases my mind I was a little concerned with this Lance and Jake scouting for ladies business, but this is the dorky Jake that I know and love.
@ felicia: Really!? I thought it sounded (well, the little you could actually hear) just like Three More Days! LOL
Anyway, it did make me discover Ray Lamontagne, so either way I'm thankful for that! ;-)
You're right Felicia. It's "How Come." Very powerful lyrics. Can understand why Jake was 'feelin' the music and didn't chose to dance with the girl. It's a political song.
Cina, I thought what little I heard sounded the same too. (so don't feel bad)
Tho, I agree with Felicia.
When I watch this video, I ask myself the musical question "How Come?"
I have listened to How Come now and you're absolutely right, it's that song.
I'm gonna have to get his albums now, 'cause I really like his music! Thanks Jake for making me aware of Mr Lamontagne! :-D
New pics of Jake, Lancelot and McBongo at the Lamontagne show at Perez! :-)
Oh gosh, he looked thin in one of the picture.
I looked at those pics and holy s**t, MM looks so disgusting...can he look any worse????
I mean honestly, if I saw him approaching me from a distance I'd prolly turn and run the other way, scared out of my head!!
Oh, and the dumbo ears in the first picture!
Only if he gets arrested playing Bongos, naked and stoned, will I become seriously concerned. :)
Ditto, Simon, LOL!!
Matthew looks like he doesn't bathe or change his clothes very often. Add to that his "no deodarant" policy and EWWWW! I have a really hard time thinking about him as the sexiest anything.
And yet...I don't dislike him at all. He seems wonderfully goofy and uninhibited.
You know, I think, if making a movie about Lance Armstrong doesn't work, I think a buddy movie starring Jake and Matt a la Vince Vaughan and Owen Wilson in Wedding Crashers would be totally, hugely hilarious. They'd make the perfect Odd Couple.
Jake looks great, very handsome...so much better when he shaves.
Speaking of shaving.... Matthew McConaughey needs to, and a bath thrown in for good measure.
Ah poor Miss Bearded Lady, one gain...then one loss ... one step forward...one back.
"Oh, and the dumbo ears in the first picture! "
Which pix i am lost :O)
I seen the clip and yep seems so Jake that one !
he was only just moving yourself a little bit, i bet he can dancer !
Hot Jake as always!
Don't know, but these are new to me , just stunning !
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g5/adrian_v/gylly_eyes5.jpg
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g5/adrian_v/gylly_01.jpg
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g5/adrian_v/gylly_2000_23.jpg
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g5/adrian_v/gylly_boytongue.jpg
Which pix i am lost :O)
Sorry, this one -
http://www.perezhilton.com/ajake1.jpg
My eight year old asks when we saw the pictures of McBongo, "was he on celebrity survivor or something?" hehe. kind of.
No deodorant RULES! Do u know what kind of crap is in that crap?
Wow, Bongo man is rocking the trashy homeless man look. Classy. I found Jake's dancing dorkily entrancing. I would sway and clap and swivel my hips if he was next to me. No wonder that poor girl was off the whole time--who could keep rythym between smelly Bongos and wonderful Jakey?
Does anyone know who the girl is?
^^no idea which the lucky girl is, but I've updated in my blog a bit of texan hot stuff involving Jake.
LOL! Thanks, Kendra! She is really such a beautiful girl!!! I love her eyes!!!!!
I'm distressed!!!!! After carefully reviewing perezhilton's photos of Jakey, there is one picture in profile and it looks like Jake is either developong a rash or he has some very angry zits on his neck just below his ear. I think he needs to come home. Clearly, his diet/shave/shower regimen is not sufficiently calibrated for his gorgeousness. It may also be the too harsh climate. Come home, baby.
Hey - that's not a rash! Those are his sexy moles!
I had no idea Matthew was producing films. Apparently he has two films he's producing and has a writing credit for a short film he did a few years back. Good to know he's not all about partying until someone hands him his next role.
Guess I don't mind Jakey hanging out with him now that I know he isn't such a party animal.
I have to agree with 5:04 in that after close inspection I see something else going on in that profile of Jake's face and it's not his sexy moles. I won't say what I thought it was at first - don't want to go there - but it could be a bit of irritation from shaving since it's been so long that he did it on a regular basis.
Am I the only one who thinks parallel to BPB - what the hell is he doing?! Dorky moves for sure, but very cute nonetheless, hehe. I like that he strategically moved out of the way and behind the camera man.
Oh, one more thing, I terribly regret having to witness the McBongo pictures on the Perez site. He is positively gross.
Ha, well based on other reports of his dancing, this doesn't particularly surprise me. Sorry Jake, I love ya but if I saw you dancing at a club or concert I would burst out laughing.
That looks like Lance with him, and he leans over to say something...over the noise.
The person who posted the video said that Lance was the guy in the white t-shirt that stopped by at one point and leaned in to say something. So either the guy next to Jake was McBongo or he was some other random guy they've been hanging with.
I was too busy looking at Jake's lovely long eyelashes to pay attention to the possible zits on his neck.
I was too busy looking at Jake's lovely long eyelashes to pay attention to the possible zits on his neck.
Damn right. And the hint of sexy veins on his left arm... *thud*
Best Friend "Chef Chris" is with him in Austin so it could well have been him in the video with Jake and perhaps the blonde was the girl that has been pictured with Chris a few times....I dunno, just speculation like most stuff...
"So either the guy next to Jake was McBongo or he was some other random guy they've been hanging with."
Someone over at DV says the guy is Chris - I am not sure - it is difficult with the bad light to make a conclusion. But Chris is definitely with him in Austin - some pictures at DV board.
Sorry, DV should be DC - Dave Cullen.
Let me speak as one who has a beard, those red zit like formations appear to be ingrown hairs.
This happens often after you have shaved closely.
The direction of shaving strokes are important, as is keeping a regular daily shaving routine.
He has let himself go here, and the beard growth is comming back...
This is a troublesome stage ... a few hairs have turned inward causing red zit like formatons...and they are much like zits as bacteria are involved...and will pop if squeezed...under all this dismay, is a tiny hair trying to make it's way out of the skin...
The warm temperatures and sweating only exaserbates the situation.
they are annoying trust me ;)
^^^^
The bearded lady is correct - and afterall, what better authority on this subject than a bearded lady.
Oh, and I thought this blurb was cute from Austin360.com ...
"Lance Armstrong — he of the multiple Tour de France wins and the smoothest legs in show business, Sam Rockwell — he of the totally awesome splits in “Charlie’s Angel’s,” and Jake Gyllenhaal — he of the legendary performance in “Donnie Darko” and an absolutely enormous noggin, were spotted backstage at Cat Power. They were sort of rocking, sort of chatting, and, if you were standing behind Jake, sort of making it hard to see."
*snort*
^^It's his thick, full, tall hair which gives the large head impression...
Further more, if I was there ...it wouldn't dawn on me that there was anything worth seeing beyond it... the rest of the chaotic noisy world around me, would fall from view.
I think Jake is just adorable.
You can see that he had lots of fun. But it looks funny nonetheless. :))
holy crap that was good - I love Jake dancing - that man is certainly comfortable with himself! I LOVE IT! Okay this is just too cute. I'm gonna fall down giggling he's so dam cute
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