Saturday, September 16, 2006

UM...AH...ER


If that is Jake dancing in the background then er, our relationship might be over. I'm just praying that is some drunken swayin'.

63 comments:

Anonymous said...

Very, very um ...ah ... er! LOL!

Two things, no - three! One - is that Mateo McBongo next to him? Looks tall and gangly enough to pass for him.

Two - what was all that in the middle where it almost looks like JG kisses the girl, then leans the other way to talk to the McBongo (or lookalike), then McB grabs the girl?

And last, but most importantly, can someone come up with a really, really good explanation for why JG is hanging out and partying with McStrong? I'm getting totally squicked out. Biking yes, but party party party? This does NOT work for me ...

Anonymous said...

Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.No idea who the singer is, but LOVE the way Jake moves. Can he please dance in his next movie...and I am not talking about country music with Anne Hathaway or Santa hats. I do understand the concern in the other posts, but can I just say again? Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :)

Anonymous said...

Well we have been told He's a Geeky dancer. Just gotta teach him to dance Britpop. But just watching him move is poetry in motion.

Anonymous said...

If that is Jake dancing in the background then er, our relationship might be over.

Jake, sweety, don't listen to her! Your dancing is just fine!

Anonymous said...

Just gotta teach him to dance Britpop.

Yes, there's your chance to grab hold of him firmly and show him how to move. You are not going to wait for some unapproved female to do that, are you?

salailama said...

omg, i'm in love! haha, i think he looks adorable. he's WAY better than the grey shirt dude at least. but i don't think it's matthew cuz he's shorter than jake for sure

cina said...

Ah maaaaaan. I'd be staring at Jake the whole concert if I had been there. He's stealing the show and omg he's adorable. He's just diggin'! And I swear, I wouldn't look much better diggin' myself... Ah shit - I'm in love. *sigh*

mrs_dalloway said...

If that's Jake,well there are three brand new things for me:
1st: he moves VERY good,in my opinion.He's got the moves and the rythm!imagine some dirty dancing..
2nd: he's a groopie
3rd: it's the first time I've imagined him doing menage a trois!sorry,couldn't help it.The images speak for themselves.
Bad Jake!
Hot Jake.

Anonymous said...

I thought he moved real nice...maybe just a half a beat off when he clapped, but he wriggles his hips nicely. I see a LOT of potential there. I think the girl wanted to dance and he got her together with that other guy ...Jake being smart enuf not to make a spectacle of himself. Didn't see anyone I recognized as Matthew...not sure about Lance...It occurred to me, maybe Jake dances like the band member he used to be...LOL!!!!

Anonymous said...

Jake as Lord of the Dance *LOL*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3PEVUmKAL0

Anonymous said...

oh come on, i think he "moves" just fine. more like someone at a music festival (ie. more clapping than actual dancing). but I can't see much from the video... I assume the white-T one was Jake? if the guy next to him is McBongo, then he dances worse!

Jess said...

Oh mama, can I just say what a complete turn-on it is when guys have a good sense of rhythm and know how to move their fab bodies!?! Oooh yeah...And with that said... Oh Jakey. This looks mighty fine to me! *thud* .. I loooove you!

britpopbaby said...

I guess it was the over-enthusiasm that scared me. I'd be slightly rockin to Ray Lamontagne, wait, what am I talking about? I'd be passed out by the bar.

cina said...

Here's a link to where you can listen to the song Jake is shaking his ass to. It's called "Three More Days" and I tell'ya - I could shake my ass to that song too! :-)

http://www.raylamontagne.com/listen.php

JadziaDragonRider said...

It's not that bad! LOL Somebody else said the same on another site. He's kinda on beat right? Maybe I just have too little standards for the rhythm of my white brothers and sisters because I was proud of him. :0)

Anonymous said...

Seemed like he was movin' those hips a little bit "Jarhead"...if ya know what I mean...On another note, I love how Jake alternates grey t-shirt, white t-shirt. Grey t-shirt, white t-shirt...

Weirdland said...

Now, what would be wildly yummy is if Jake danced taking his shirt off!! Ray Lamontagne song wouldn't matter anymore!

Mr. M said...

As much as I love Jake, this kinda' reminds of the hearing impaired girl we had on our cheerleading team.

We use to put her in the back because she couldn't keep time for jack.

This would be even worse if I were convinced that he really weren't drunk at the time. At least that way he'd have an excuse!

Anonymous said...

Crikey, he sure is shaking his stuff. But what on earth is he doing at round about 1 minute 4 seconds? It appears to be a sterling impersonation of a woodpecker.

Anonymous said...

Nobody in that vid looks like Jake to me?

Anonymous said...

Is he supposed to be one of the guys on the stage?Where is it taken and when?I can't even recognise him.lol

Anonymous said...

Okay, in all fairness they are ALL dancing the way Jake is. So it isn't as bad, imo. I think he looks like he is having fun and really getting into the music. Nothing wrong with that, lol. Bless Jake's adorable dorky heart. :)

Anonymous said...

He seems to be enjoying himself, moving to the music in the usual club-dancing way, where there's standing room only & you have to be careful not to cannonade off someone or poke them with your elbows. He doesn't seem overly self-conscious -- he looks very comfortable within his own body, which is always a big turn-on for me. I'm glad to have witnessed a moment of possibly drunken joy in the life of the Gyllenhaal.

The Real Me said...

He's grooving out! That is soooooo hot right now!
Who gives a shit, least he's not swaying like Lance/Matt/whoever that was...

What you reckon he said to the girl before whoever grabbed her? "Get with my friend or get lost!"

Yeah that fits about right.

cina said...

You don't recognise Jake?? He's in the white T-shirt between the lady in black and McBongo in green. Later he moves out of sight though.

Anonymous said...

Haha, I knew it was Jake because of the way he wears his sunglasses! When was this event? Last night??

Anonymous said...

I'd recognize that body anywhere. And the way he moves his hips. Seen that before, too. Have made a study of it. Like the music, it has a bluesy, funky, somewhat country sound. Looked like he moved out of the way so they could dance. Maybe she wanted him to dance with her and he wisely handed her off to the other guy. I don't see where Matt was around. One of those guys could have been Lance, but Im not sure. I don't think Matt is that tall...or that thin.

Anonymous said...

Looove the way he moves... what would you want him to do anyway, a Nureyev performance, a ... N'Sync act???? Go Jake, you look hot!

Anonymous said...

Well, considering my drunken dancing adventures last night, I'm not going to say anything negative about Jakey. I just wish the video was more close-up. :)

Nothing Really Matters said...

That’s rather shocking! I think I need a drink!

Anonymous said...

Only if he gets arrested playing Bongos, naked and stoned, will I become seriously concerned. :)

Concerned? Of course. If ever Jake gets interested in playing naked bongos, I'll be the first to volunteer to guard him against (or seriously assault) any policeman wanting to arrest him.

Nothing Really Matters said...

Oh no Simon i'm much more lady like!

Anonymous said...

Here's a link to where you can listen to the song Jake is shaking his ass to. It's called "Three More Days"

Actually, it's not that song at all. The song they're grooving out to is How Come :-)

Bobbie said...

Swoon. This eases my mind I was a little concerned with this Lance and Jake scouting for ladies business, but this is the dorky Jake that I know and love.

cina said...

@ felicia: Really!? I thought it sounded (well, the little you could actually hear) just like Three More Days! LOL
Anyway, it did make me discover Ray Lamontagne, so either way I'm thankful for that! ;-)

Anonymous said...

You're right Felicia. It's "How Come." Very powerful lyrics. Can understand why Jake was 'feelin' the music and didn't chose to dance with the girl. It's a political song.

cina said...

I have listened to How Come now and you're absolutely right, it's that song.

I'm gonna have to get his albums now, 'cause I really like his music! Thanks Jake for making me aware of Mr Lamontagne! :-D

cina said...

New pics of Jake, Lancelot and McBongo at the Lamontagne show at Perez! :-)

Anonymous said...

Oh gosh, he looked thin in one of the picture.

Anonymous said...

I looked at those pics and holy s**t, MM looks so disgusting...can he look any worse????

Anonymous said...

I mean honestly, if I saw him approaching me from a distance I'd prolly turn and run the other way, scared out of my head!!

Anonymous said...

Oh, and the dumbo ears in the first picture!

Weirdland said...

Only if he gets arrested playing Bongos, naked and stoned, will I become seriously concerned. :)


Ditto, Simon, LOL!!

Anonymous said...

Matthew looks like he doesn't bathe or change his clothes very often. Add to that his "no deodarant" policy and EWWWW! I have a really hard time thinking about him as the sexiest anything.
And yet...I don't dislike him at all. He seems wonderfully goofy and uninhibited.

You know, I think, if making a movie about Lance Armstrong doesn't work, I think a buddy movie starring Jake and Matt a la Vince Vaughan and Owen Wilson in Wedding Crashers would be totally, hugely hilarious. They'd make the perfect Odd Couple.

Anonymous said...

"Oh, and the dumbo ears in the first picture! "

Which pix i am lost :O)
I seen the clip and yep seems so Jake that one !

he was only just moving yourself a little bit, i bet he can dancer !
Hot Jake as always!

Don't know, but these are new to me , just stunning !

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g5/adrian_v/gylly_eyes5.jpg

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g5/adrian_v/gylly_01.jpg

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g5/adrian_v/gylly_2000_23.jpg

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g5/adrian_v/gylly_boytongue.jpg

Anonymous said...

Which pix i am lost :O)

Sorry, this one -
http://www.perezhilton.com/ajake1.jpg

Mys T's said...

My eight year old asks when we saw the pictures of McBongo, "was he on celebrity survivor or something?" hehe. kind of.

No deodorant RULES! Do u know what kind of crap is in that crap?

Weirdland said...

^^no idea which the lucky girl is, but I've updated in my blog a bit of texan hot stuff involving Jake.

Anonymous said...

LOL! Thanks, Kendra! She is really such a beautiful girl!!! I love her eyes!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I'm distressed!!!!! After carefully reviewing perezhilton's photos of Jakey, there is one picture in profile and it looks like Jake is either developong a rash or he has some very angry zits on his neck just below his ear. I think he needs to come home. Clearly, his diet/shave/shower regimen is not sufficiently calibrated for his gorgeousness. It may also be the too harsh climate. Come home, baby.

cina said...

Hey - that's not a rash! Those are his sexy moles!

Anonymous said...

I had no idea Matthew was producing films. Apparently he has two films he's producing and has a writing credit for a short film he did a few years back. Good to know he's not all about partying until someone hands him his next role.
Guess I don't mind Jakey hanging out with him now that I know he isn't such a party animal.

Anonymous said...

Am I the only one who thinks parallel to BPB - what the hell is he doing?! Dorky moves for sure, but very cute nonetheless, hehe. I like that he strategically moved out of the way and behind the camera man.

Oh, one more thing, I terribly regret having to witness the McBongo pictures on the Perez site. He is positively gross.

Anonymous said...

Ha, well based on other reports of his dancing, this doesn't particularly surprise me. Sorry Jake, I love ya but if I saw you dancing at a club or concert I would burst out laughing.

Anonymous said...

That looks like Lance with him, and he leans over to say something...over the noise.

The person who posted the video said that Lance was the guy in the white t-shirt that stopped by at one point and leaned in to say something. So either the guy next to Jake was McBongo or he was some other random guy they've been hanging with.

Anonymous said...

I was too busy looking at Jake's lovely long eyelashes to pay attention to the possible zits on his neck.

cina said...

I was too busy looking at Jake's lovely long eyelashes to pay attention to the possible zits on his neck.

Damn right. And the hint of sexy veins on his left arm... *thud*

Anonymous said...

"So either the guy next to Jake was McBongo or he was some other random guy they've been hanging with."

Someone over at DV says the guy is Chris - I am not sure - it is difficult with the bad light to make a conclusion. But Chris is definitely with him in Austin - some pictures at DV board.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, DV should be DC - Dave Cullen.

Mr. M said...
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Mr. M said...

^^^^
The bearded lady is correct - and afterall, what better authority on this subject than a bearded lady.

Oh, and I thought this blurb was cute from Austin360.com ...

"Lance Armstrong — he of the multiple Tour de France wins and the smoothest legs in show business, Sam Rockwell — he of the totally awesome splits in “Charlie’s Angel’s,” and Jake Gyllenhaal — he of the legendary performance in “Donnie Darko” and an absolutely enormous noggin, were spotted backstage at Cat Power. They were sort of rocking, sort of chatting, and, if you were standing behind Jake, sort of making it hard to see."

*snort*

Anonymous said...

I think Jake is just adorable.

You can see that he had lots of fun. But it looks funny nonetheless. :))

Anonymous said...

holy crap that was good - I love Jake dancing - that man is certainly comfortable with himself! I LOVE IT! Okay this is just too cute. I'm gonna fall down giggling he's so dam cute