Aaaaah, what do we have here? Lady, I can imagine how this went down:"Excuse me, young man. Could you just help me load my shopping into the car. I'm afraid my back isn't what it used to be"
"Sure, nice, elderly, non-threatening lady, I'll help you for I am mighty and strong like lion."
"Aww, thank you, deary. It's shame there aren't more nice, young, rippling, hot men like you out there."
"Unfortunately, The Gyllenhaal is a rare breed. Ha ha ha ha ha!"
"Of course, dear. If you could just get those bags right in there...yes...right to the back of the trunk...don't be afraid to bend over and get right in there...."
"Er, are you touching me?"
YOU SICKEN ME! Will you people stop taking advantage of Jake's good nature! What? So now Jake can't even do his hot and sexy shopping where he buys his hot and sexy food in his hot and sexy clothes without risking a groping from some passing pensioner!! Will everyone please stop trying to cop a feel of the goods!
18 comments:
Lol!
back. away. from. my. man., eh, grandma death?
ROFLMAO!!
Yes, it's awful the way those senior citizens can't keep their hands to themselves. If I ever bumped into Jake on a parking lot I would never... Er.. I would...
What was a saying? Never mind...
Y'know, that looks EXACTLY like my next door neigbour.
God only knows what she's doing in LA.
With this set of photos can you update the bingo card? If Grandma is unauthorized she gets a mark. Also, his bike (or at least the wheel) is in the trunk. We're filling up the "i" column quite nicely!
betcha she's wearing a JW babydoll under than conservative blouse....
LOL!!!!!
She just got her hair done, you can tell by the immaculate trim on that longish bob. She's a retired teacher, living on benefits from TIAA-CREF, telling him how much she enjoyed "Brokeback Mountain" and confessing that she writes slash fiction all the time, now that she doesn't have to deal with students running clever Google searches on her screen names anymore. "In the last piece I finished, I just put you in a three-way ---" she's saying, which really amuses Jake.
Hey easy on the sarcasm thats my Grandma!! I'll have you know she got me his number and an autograph...she's also invited him over for afternoon tea ain't she a sweetheart!
so, on the bingo front:
benz and unauthorised female???
lilly
I had a rich old man tell me how helpful I was yesterday and how he was told to get rid of some of his money. At this point I told help I was he’s long lost grandson!
^^^ Dude, it could go towards our plan!! Also, grandma, what the hell? Proof that you're never too old to whore yourself out to the Gyllenhaal, I guess.
Yes PG that money will be very helpful; I’ll wait for the cheque to come in the mail! Dude why can’t I ever type properly???
Yes Simon, I should read before I hit send! I'm really crap at doing that! It sounds okay in my head, but when it comes out!
You know, I'm not so sure that's a stalker really... I'm thinking it's agent The Bearded Lady out on a mission. Now obviously, she has shaved.
Tell me TBL, have you been out and about? ;-)
Is that a Bristol Farms? Does anybody know which one it is? Beverly Hills, Hollywood or Westwood? I would LOVE to "run into" Jake there while buying my San Pellegrino.
Sorry, I've been neglecting the bingo. I'll read over my Bingo Handbook and see if she counts as unathourised female.
How about random animal?
damn damn damn i laughed so much that i had to turn off my computer to stop thinking of what you wrote :)
why is she doing nothing? why don't we see her trying to do something with him? WHY DON'T WE HAVE MORE PICS FROM HER TRYING TO ENTER HIS CAR AND RUN AWAY WITH HIM?? I would have !!
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