In one month...Number of times wearing a white shirt: 4
Number of times wearing that postage shirt: at least twice
Number of times wearing red shorts: 2
Number of times wearing cargo shorts: 5
Number of times blue comes into the equation: 3
Number of drinks being carried: 4
Number of grocery bags: 3
Number of times wearing sunglasses: 11
Number of times Prophecy Girl has had so much fun cataloging someone's wardrobe: 0
Let's give a shout-out to the internet genius of Matt who has now made it so that you get can get to this blog by typing in www.jakewatch.com. Oh, yes, baby. Jake Watch is moving on up!
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He's got the usual schlubby young guy's wardrobe of weekend wear, in a fairly monochromatic palette: Black, gray, white and occasional shots of blue, thankfully, to bring out the heavenly color of his eyes. (When he puts on something green or red, it's an exciting day, and we should all take note.) Maybe Jake's just not good at matching colors, and he's playing it really, really safe? Or maybe he just wants to blend in with the crowd? Which is impossible, of course, because if I ever saw a guy who looked as fine as that walking ahead of me ... I wouldn't care what he had on. The biological imperative would just take over. I'd be staring, trying to calm down my heart rate, & thinking of the most impolite things.
His record is on sunglasses 11 times, maybe he is now more conscious of being chased by paps (and jakewatch operatives).
If I counted correctly, he has nine shirts. Where's the Art Alive one? I think that's all we're missing.
It's odd (but not at all bad!) that someone as rich as Jake has such a limited wardrobe. Maybe he doesn't like shopping?
Whatever happened to the really creepy owl tshirt? I liked that one.
I <3 him no matter what.
Nevermind, it's number 18. I see it now.
I read somewhere once that the reason guys like Jake, Brad, Angie, etc. often seem to wear the same clothes is to mess with the paps. Bcz there's nothing distinctive and it devalues their pics. I don't know if it's true, but I luv the idea of them messing with the paps that way.Jake could walk around with ten inches...of beard, in sack cloth with ashes smeared on his forhead and he is still divinely delicious! I can't wait for you to do July....black spandex...lots of it, so I can admire all his finer qualities...especially "The Back!"
PG, you're doing splendidly. Thank you. I'm glad we've focussed on this. It is very important.
Doesn't like shopping and doesn't like doing the laundry either, maybe? Seems to wear the same outfit more than one day in a row. . . . I thought only
I do that!
Maybe Austin steals all his clothes..
*rolls eyes at self*
Seriously.
Toothy Tile is NOT JG..
Dear Ted:
Toothy Tile is Lance Bass, isn't it? Woo-hoo! I can finally stop obsessing!
Laurene P.
Rockledge, Florida
Dear Ef-Hell-Ay Off:
Nope, ain't L.B. Whatever makes you think so, my love? Think far better highlights.
:D :D
http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Awful/Daily2006/060718.html
Yay postage shirt. Miffed will like that as well!
I personally L-O-V-E the T-shirt he's wearing on the 18th.
Or rather - I love the way he looks in it. OMG the SEX!!! *swoons* Those arms....
Jake was also recently sent an Addicted To The Movie Candy T-shirt just last week from the website by the same name. Here's hoping we see a pic of Jake wearing it in support of his good friend Heath's upcoming indie movie titled Candy.
I LOVE HIS STYLE!! That's all there is to say here..He wears comfortable clothes,shoes..and they look sexy as hell!
I love that he is so normal and he looks good in white :) Thanks PG for this because as jla said: A monthly Jakey apparel analysis is very necessary!
The white t-shirt makes me dribble... Do you think he wears white y-fronts with thick seams, anyone? Do you think he might be prevailed to, if he doesn't?
I think his eyes are sensitive and wonky in general. He was squinting up a storm on Sunday trying to read the teleprompter. Sometimes at the award shows his eyes seemed to lose focus and he tends to stare at people very intensely. I think I'd pee a little if he stared at me that way.
anon 12:34 what does that awful Lance Bass have to do with The Sex? Is it the highlights? Jakey used to wear highlights back in the day. They were very cute. I think TT is a made up person OR Ted just compiled all his most selacious stories of gay celebs and made it into one fictionalized person. I just dont' see Jakey banging some dude in semi-public as hot hot hot as that prospect is.
Is Trashy Pile writing about Toothy Tile again? Man needs to find himself regular work. Walmart's hiring.
Today NRM is sporting look 29th June. NRM can also do looks 17th, 19, 20th (left picture), 21st and 22nd. I am also sporting “Acqua Di Gio” and will be riding my bike. Now you can’t get any more Jake than that can you!
'I think I'd pee a little if he stared at me that way.'
Oh Squall..!!
Oh, jeez, give us a few words of warning, Anonymous 12:34 AM, before you post that stuff. I don't want to read the words of T. Casablancas at all -- not even inadvertently, while glancing over the comments of other posters. Your own insights are very welcome to me -- I love hearing fellow fans of Jake share their feelings & observations. But please, no Bible study here. No professions of belief in the literal truth of the Holy Writ, or the possibility of the divine revelation and the forthcoming rapture.
Well, quite frankly, if Jake inthe Vanity Fair photoshoot ISN'T the Second Coming I don't know what is.
;-)
I was posting the AT bullshit because I was happy that finally Jake does not fit the TT profile as he hasn't had highlights for a long time..
but whatever!
Yes, I agree, we've really got to keep an eye on Jake's penchant for somewhat questionable footwear.
Anonymous 12:34 & 9:57, nothing personal. No offense meant to you. I am sure you love Jake, too. Personally, though, I'm just nauseated by the sight of the Holy Name of the Author of the Holy Writ, the One Posssessor of the Divine Truth.
Gyllenhaalics Anonymous, anyone?
Excellent, love it! » » »
Whatever he wears, he will always be the hottest guy EVER. No doubt.
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