In one month...Number of times wearing a white shirt: 4
Number of times wearing that postage shirt: at least twice
Number of times wearing red shorts: 2
Number of times wearing cargo shorts: 5
Number of times blue comes into the equation: 3
Number of drinks being carried: 4
Number of grocery bags: 3
Number of times wearing sunglasses: 11
Number of times Prophecy Girl has had so much fun cataloging someone's wardrobe: 0
Let's give a shout-out to the internet genius of Matt who has now made it so that you get can get to this blog by typing in www.jakewatch.com. Oh, yes, baby. Jake Watch is moving on up!
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He's got the usual schlubby young guy's wardrobe of weekend wear, in a fairly monochromatic palette: Black, gray, white and occasional shots of blue, thankfully, to bring out the heavenly color of his eyes. (When he puts on something green or red, it's an exciting day, and we should all take note.) Maybe Jake's just not good at matching colors, and he's playing it really, really safe? Or maybe he just wants to blend in with the crowd? Which is impossible, of course, because if I ever saw a guy who looked as fine as that walking ahead of me ... I wouldn't care what he had on. The biological imperative would just take over. I'd be staring, trying to calm down my heart rate, & thinking of the most impolite things.
His record is on sunglasses 11 times, maybe he is now more conscious of being chased by paps (and jakewatch operatives).
I am a newly recruited Australian Jake lover and really enjoy your website. That Uncle Jake picture was definately genius....
And his wardrobe is very typical of "Im a HOT movie star pretending im average Joe" which is clearly not working NOONE looks that good in a tshirt and cargo shorts....
If I counted correctly, he has nine shirts. Where's the Art Alive one? I think that's all we're missing.
It's odd (but not at all bad!) that someone as rich as Jake has such a limited wardrobe. Maybe he doesn't like shopping?
Whatever happened to the really creepy owl tshirt? I liked that one.
I <3 him no matter what.
Nevermind, it's number 18. I see it now.
I read somewhere once that the reason guys like Jake, Brad, Angie, etc. often seem to wear the same clothes is to mess with the paps. Bcz there's nothing distinctive and it devalues their pics. I don't know if it's true, but I luv the idea of them messing with the paps that way.Jake could walk around with ten inches...of beard, in sack cloth with ashes smeared on his forhead and he is still divinely delicious! I can't wait for you to do July....black spandex...lots of it, so I can admire all his finer qualities...especially "The Back!"
PG, you're doing splendidly. Thank you. I'm glad we've focussed on this. It is very important.
A monthly Jakey apparel analysis is very necessary! Especially since Jake will soon have a new Boo-T to place in the rotation! This wardrobe inventory really sets you apart from the casual Jake observer PG!!
What a great idea. I never tire of looking at Jake no matter what he is wearing. Some of his outfits wouldn't necessarily be my choice on an ordinary man. But Jake is not ordinary. If you walk down the street and just look at regular men, even the best looking one can't hold a candle to Jake. As for the constant wearing of the sunglasses - yes, he could be trying to hide from the paps, but he ought to know by now that that's not working. I just think his eyes may be sensitive to the sun. I live in Southern California and I always wear sunglasses winter and summer unless it's raining. And I am certainly no movie star!
Doesn't like shopping and doesn't like doing the laundry either, maybe? Seems to wear the same outfit more than one day in a row. . . . I thought only
I do that!
I'd do his laundry.
(Andhim.)
Maybe Austin steals all his clothes..
*rolls eyes at self*
Seriously.
Toothy Tile is NOT JG..
Dear Ted:
Toothy Tile is Lance Bass, isn't it? Woo-hoo! I can finally stop obsessing!
Laurene P.
Rockledge, Florida
Dear Ef-Hell-Ay Off:
Nope, ain't L.B. Whatever makes you think so, my love? Think far better highlights.
:D :D
http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Awful/Daily2006/060718.html
Yay postage shirt. Miffed will like that as well!
I personally L-O-V-E the T-shirt he's wearing on the 18th.
Or rather - I love the way he looks in it. OMG the SEX!!! *swoons* Those arms....
Jake was also recently sent an Addicted To The Movie Candy T-shirt just last week from the website by the same name. Here's hoping we see a pic of Jake wearing it in support of his good friend Heath's upcoming indie movie titled Candy.
I LOVE HIS STYLE!! That's all there is to say here..He wears comfortable clothes,shoes..and they look sexy as hell!
I love that he is so normal and he looks good in white :) Thanks PG for this because as jla said: A monthly Jakey apparel analysis is very necessary!
The white t-shirt makes me dribble... Do you think he wears white y-fronts with thick seams, anyone? Do you think he might be prevailed to, if he doesn't?
I think his eyes are sensitive and wonky in general. He was squinting up a storm on Sunday trying to read the teleprompter. Sometimes at the award shows his eyes seemed to lose focus and he tends to stare at people very intensely. I think I'd pee a little if he stared at me that way.
anon 12:34 what does that awful Lance Bass have to do with The Sex? Is it the highlights? Jakey used to wear highlights back in the day. They were very cute. I think TT is a made up person OR Ted just compiled all his most selacious stories of gay celebs and made it into one fictionalized person. I just dont' see Jakey banging some dude in semi-public as hot hot hot as that prospect is.
I'm sorry to tell you Miss Bearded Lady has called dibs on the postal shirt.
I've been tracking the comings and goings of this shirt for the last 3 months...and I already sent in a perfumed self addressed box for mailing purposes.
All you folks can go back to watching his socks!
He knows what this shirt means to me.....he wouldn't disappoint an old lady would he?..... right?
Zoo- "The white t-shirt makes me dribble"
I too often dribble on my white T shirts....they are covered in coffee stains...slob that I am.
But don't share that with everyone, Agent 002 has a suave image to maintain.
Is Trashy Pile writing about Toothy Tile again? Man needs to find himself regular work. Walmart's hiring.
I can't wait for the first pap pic of Jake in the Boo shirt- and pops in the JakeWatch shirt!
I thought Agent Eugene was at the Veterinary's to acompany W.W. after she slipped in his manure?
Jla have you been on vacation?....Your mailbox is full and there's a pile of newspapers by your door dear... ;)
Or have you been away on a assignment?
Today NRM is sporting look 29th June. NRM can also do looks 17th, 19, 20th (left picture), 21st and 22nd. I am also sporting “Acqua Di Gio” and will be riding my bike. Now you can’t get any more Jake than that can you!
'I think I'd pee a little if he stared at me that way.'
Oh Squall..!!
Oh, jeez, give us a few words of warning, Anonymous 12:34 AM, before you post that stuff. I don't want to read the words of T. Casablancas at all -- not even inadvertently, while glancing over the comments of other posters. Your own insights are very welcome to me -- I love hearing fellow fans of Jake share their feelings & observations. But please, no Bible study here. No professions of belief in the literal truth of the Holy Writ, or the possibility of the divine revelation and the forthcoming rapture.
Well, quite frankly, if Jake inthe Vanity Fair photoshoot ISN'T the Second Coming I don't know what is.
;-)
Oh by the way I worked out the answer to the equation - it's 42- the answer to 'life the universe and everything'* which of course equates to Jake. Don't bother putting me up for a Nobel prize- give it to Jake- he is the original inspiration!
*If you don't get it then you haven't read 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy'- and you should.
I heard it said life beings at 40...but I'm still waiting...
Oh TBL that's one of those things they tell you as you approach 40 to make you feel better...but at 104 as you are, if it hasn't happened by now...I wouldn't hold my breath.
^^^lol- well said Simon!
I was posting the AT bullshit because I was happy that finally Jake does not fit the TT profile as he hasn't had highlights for a long time..
but whatever!
I would also be curious to see how many times Jakie is wearing either man-sandals, or worse, man-clogs, in a given month. That way, we can better determine if these .... unfortunate ... shoe incidents are the the exception rather than the rule.
Yes, I agree, we've really got to keep an eye on Jake's penchant for somewhat questionable footwear.
Anonymous 12:34 & 9:57, nothing personal. No offense meant to you. I am sure you love Jake, too. Personally, though, I'm just nauseated by the sight of the Holy Name of the Author of the Holy Writ, the One Posssessor of the Divine Truth.
Jla have you been on vacation?....
TBL...The amount of time I spend thinking about Jake became a little disturbing! Subsequently, I have been trying an at home Jake detox method which entails drawing the shades,unplugging the phone, restricted internet access, hiding my comprehensive collection of Jake DVD's and viewing only pictures of him that feature the man clogs, spandex or that hideous Owl-t.
As you can see my attempt has failed miserably! The withdrawl symptoms were more than I could stand! Hi...my name is Jla and I'm a Gyllenhaalic...
Gyllenhaalics Anonymous, anyone?
Jla, I just wanted to check your messages at the Jake Watch board....some are so old now they won't make any sense anymore...LoL
^^ I am going to check them right now TBL ;)
"I think I'd pee a little if he stared at me that way."
Amen to that. I almost pee myself a little when I see him staring at other people that way!
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Whatever he wears, he will always be the hottest guy EVER. No doubt.
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