Oh, baby. Smurfette has made Prophecy Girl very, very happy. I wasn't sure I would get a chance to take on the Mother Of All Jake Watch Features and then, like a gift from above, we get this little slice of heaven. Yes, this is an old picture, and no, Jake is not dining solo (I'll bet if you thought about it, you could guess who his lunch date is), but we're all about the socks here, people. We can't have any distractions. A closer look:
COLOR: Midnight black
TYPE: Do my eyes deceive me? Or do those appear to be dressy?
HEIGHT: Indeterminate due to pant length; we can only assume they're knee high.
OVERALL STATUS: Sadly, geriatric. It's as if he's aged 100 years from the shin down.