Oh there are plenty of ways to contact me - carrier pigeons, smoke signals, telepathy.
Great article about Stephen you found Katie - although I almost had a heartattack when I saw the name Ezra Pound. All those those Modernist lectures and seminars came flying back to me.
britpopbaby watch, eh? There wouldn't be any pap pics I suppose but if there were they would def not be of me cycling, coffee, bball. They'd all be me drunk, falling in bushes. It happens, ask Anneka.
". . . likes a good ride outdoors." Britpopbaby, you saucy mare! I have to admit though that Jake's evident love of the bicycle tends to generate naughty thoughts. It must be the lycra combined with phrases such as "saddle up" (which did occur to me during 'Brokeback' but has been reinforced somewhat by all these darn cycling pics). What's a girl to do? Jake, stop teasing me and get over here.
I must get my hands on this picture & enlarge it, maybe keep it around my apartment, right near the kitchen table, for my viewing pleasure on Sunday mornings. Because the vignette it depicts is one of the great joys of NY life ... getting up quite late, spreading out all the sections of the Times all over the breakfast table, and having a leisurely breakfast or even brunch with one's favored companion. Naturally, I'd love to have Mr. Gyllenhaal sitting across from me.
"You done yet with Arts & Leisure, Jake?"
"Nope."
"Figured you wouldn't be. Well, could you at least pass me the Book Review?"
"Here ya go."
"Thanks. I'll give you Real Estate as soon as I've done with it. There's an apartment in the West Village in the picture section that I'm simply drooling over. Can you lend me a couple million? Since I'm such an adoring fan?"
[Silence.]
"Kidding, Jake, only kidding. All I want is the pleasure of your company. And the Arts & Leisure section, of course, if you finish with it before next Sunday."
[Sort of chuckles, keeps reading silently.]
[Sighs.] "All men are alike when they are reading the paper on the weekends ... no matter how famous. Here, let me pour you some more OJ."
@nice anonymous - Well you pretty much nailed my all time fantasy there! Sitting in my fab New York apartment having brunch with Jakey. *sigh* Preferably him actually living with me there, but okay, I'll make peace with him just visiting too.
My profile for Jake as a Sunday NY Times reader would be:
- Front page (reads/skims major stories but doesn't follow to the inside jump page right away) - Arts & Leisure, theatre & movie section first (he'd also likely read up on art & architectural exhibits, but first he wants to know about his colleagues, peers, competitors, his whole network, basically) - Week in Review (op-ed -- obviously Jake's politically minded) - Real Estate (he'd read this earlier in this sequence, if he's looking hard, but all NYers & bi-coastals are obsessed with the subject of real estate) - Book Review (I see him as highly literate, usually with at least one book going & piles of scripts to glance through) - Magazine (keeps it all week, with good intentions, throws it out, half-read, like everyone else in NY)
I should think he likes to make chunky chips and then roll them up in his NY Times, douse them in salt and vinegar and then he goes and stands out in the street and pretends he's in Manchester.
In a perfect fantasy, of course, Jake would read hardly a word from the whole paper, if you were in your ap't alone with him & the Sunday NY Times.
He'd take one look at you, walking around nearly naked, beneath his postal t-shirt which you'd borrowed from him -- & he'd sweep all the breakfast things off the table, to the floor, and then he'd press you down across the table.
And since the NY Times is a very inky paper, you'd have classified ads printed across your posterior afterward :-) But you'd be a very, very happy person.
Okay, I have been really annoyed at all the mocking of Jake around the internet lately with the bike pictures, etc. Now they are mocking Stephen's poem "At 25" http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/7521836.html
hahaha Brit. I've now got a mental image of Jake at the chippie all mithered cos they've got no mushy peas and asking if they've got 'owt moist' to go with his chips.
Let's add 'Peter Kay chippie sketch' to the list of roles we want to see Jake doing. It's a complex role requiring in-depth research into the Northern mentality and much Method acting, surely.
Oh gawd that just made me want to see Jake in the credits "clubland auditions" on Phoenix Nights....no idea what his act would be though.
....and all the northern talk just reminded me that I just watched the first series of "Brass" last week on DVD....anyone remember that series or are you all too young?
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LOL!!
You forgot the spandex bpb! I cannot believe you forgot the spandex...
loooool
Oh there are plenty of ways to contact me - carrier pigeons, smoke signals, telepathy.
Great article about Stephen you found Katie - although I almost had a heartattack when I saw the name Ezra Pound. All those those Modernist lectures and seminars came flying back to me.
britpopbaby watch, eh?
There wouldn't be any pap pics I suppose but if there were they would def not be of me cycling, coffee, bball. They'd all be me drunk, falling in bushes. It happens, ask Anneka.
he seemed to be reading the "theatres" page there...
Oh, I have pics. You want to see drunk britpopbaby?
LOL!
". . . likes a good ride outdoors."
Britpopbaby, you saucy mare! I have to admit though that Jake's evident love of the bicycle tends to generate naughty thoughts. It must be the lycra combined with phrases such as "saddle up" (which did occur to me during 'Brokeback' but has been reinforced somewhat by all these darn cycling pics). What's a girl to do? Jake, stop teasing me and get over here.
I must get my hands on this picture & enlarge it, maybe keep it around my apartment, right near the kitchen table, for my viewing pleasure on Sunday mornings. Because the vignette it depicts is one of the great joys of NY life ... getting up quite late, spreading out all the sections of the Times all over the breakfast table, and having a leisurely breakfast or even brunch with one's favored companion. Naturally, I'd love to have Mr. Gyllenhaal sitting across from me.
"You done yet with Arts & Leisure, Jake?"
"Nope."
"Figured you wouldn't be. Well, could you at least pass me the Book Review?"
"Here ya go."
"Thanks. I'll give you Real Estate as soon as I've done with it. There's an apartment in the West Village in the picture section that I'm simply drooling over. Can you lend me a couple million? Since I'm such an adoring fan?"
[Silence.]
"Kidding, Jake, only kidding. All I want is the pleasure of your company. And the Arts & Leisure section, of course, if you finish with it before next Sunday."
[Sort of chuckles, keeps reading silently.]
[Sighs.] "All men are alike when they are reading the paper on the weekends ... no matter how famous. Here, let me pour you some more OJ."
Hi.larious, britpop!
@nice anonymous - Well you pretty much nailed my all time fantasy there! Sitting in my fab New York apartment having brunch with Jakey. *sigh* Preferably him actually living with me there, but okay, I'll make peace with him just visiting too.
Yes that was one question which I would ask him if I ever had the chance...What section of the paper do you look at first?
Good one, britpop! ...especially love the "likes a good ride outdoors" ...don't we all? ;)
My profile for Jake as a Sunday NY Times reader would be:
- Front page (reads/skims major stories but doesn't follow to the inside jump page right away)
- Arts & Leisure, theatre & movie section first (he'd also likely read up on art & architectural exhibits, but first he wants to know about his colleagues, peers, competitors, his whole network, basically)
- Week in Review (op-ed -- obviously Jake's politically minded)
- Real Estate (he'd read this earlier in this sequence, if he's looking hard, but all NYers & bi-coastals are obsessed with the subject of real estate)
- Book Review (I see him as highly literate, usually with at least one book going & piles of scripts to glance through)
- Magazine (keeps it all week, with good intentions, throws it out, half-read, like everyone else in NY)
I should think he likes to make chunky chips and then roll them up in his NY Times, douse them in salt and vinegar and then he goes and stands out in the street and pretends he's in Manchester.
In a perfect fantasy, of course, Jake would read hardly a word from the whole paper, if you were in your ap't alone with him & the Sunday NY Times.
He'd take one look at you, walking around nearly naked, beneath his postal t-shirt which you'd borrowed from him -- & he'd sweep all the breakfast things off the table, to the floor, and then he'd press you down across the table.
And since the NY Times is a very inky paper, you'd have classified ads printed across your posterior afterward :-) But you'd be a very, very happy person.
Okay, I have been really annoyed at all the mocking of Jake around the internet lately with the bike pictures, etc. Now they are mocking Stephen's poem "At 25" http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/7521836.html
WTF?!?!
Dialing number as i speak!
hahaha Brit. I've now got a mental image of Jake at the chippie all mithered cos they've got no mushy peas and asking if they've got 'owt moist' to go with his chips.
LMAO^
He'll have put gravy on it!
Let's add 'Peter Kay chippie sketch' to the list of roles we want to see Jake doing. It's a complex role requiring in-depth research into the Northern mentality and much Method acting, surely.
Oh gawd that just made me want to see Jake in the credits "clubland auditions" on Phoenix Nights....no idea what his act would be though.
....and all the northern talk just reminded me that I just watched the first series of "Brass" last week on DVD....anyone remember that series or are you all too young?
While in my travels I noticed that there are brand new pictures from yet another bike outing with Mr. Armstrong over at iheartjake.com.
This time, Jacob's outfit has my stamp of approval. Not like he needs it or anything, I just like to spend my free time stamping things.
Muffin brilliant idea! Unicycle? Singing showtunes in a pub style? 'Where are the clownnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns-ah'.
....aahh but would rian Potter scream "Next!"?
Oh, I have pics. You want to see drunk britpopbaby?
I'd pay good money to see that! Can't you have Anneka video it next time?
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