Tuesday, July 11, 2006

I DUNNO

And more importantly do I care? No. I'm ill and tired and sunburnt.

Thanks to Perez Hilton for the pics and thanks even more for drawing all over them in a crappy manner - that's the kinda thing I would have done if I didn't need to go collapse on the nearest horizontal surface.

85 comments:

The Real Me said...

I think I just had a small heartattack :(

The Real Me said...

oh wait no, it's just my heart has fallen from my chest to the ground..

cina said...

Now Jake - If you absolutely MUST have another girlfriend than me (I wish... haha!) - PLEASE let it be Natalie!!!

ÜBER-CUTE!! :-)

Anonymous said...

I don't know if this means much but spotted in The Times today.

JERUSALEM-born Star Wars actress Natalie Portman is in a dilemma when it comes to her Jewish faith. "A priority for me is definitely that I'd like to raise my kids Jewish but the ultimate thing is just to have someone who is a good person and who is a partner, " says the 25-year-old whose family emigrated to the US when she was three.

"My dad always makes this stupid joke with my new boyfriend, who is not Jewish, " she adds. "He says: 'It's just a simple operation.'" Natalie is a regular synagogue-goer when she returns to Israel but rarely attends in America. She also refused to celebrate her bat mitzvah (the coming of age ceremony for 12-year-old girls). "All my friends were doing it, " she says. "But people were having GBP 50,000 parties that totally took the meaning out of it. I get much more Jewish in Israel."

I'm not an expert on Mr Gyllenhaal but isn't he Jewish?

Anonymous said...

Romantic couple or just firends, either way they look happy in each others company and they are freaking cute looking!!

Anonymous said...

That interview is obviously old. How do I know? This is the source for the interview it mentions a film that she was in Leon, and the Times mentions Star wars, but no mention of Closer or most recent film, V for Vendetta. Of course her new BF may be a civilian, but the omission of her two most current fliks make me think that this is an olde interview. Sort of that Yahoo alert that I got last week about Jake and Kristen getting married, until I noticed the dat for the article was 8/05. Odd.

Here is the contact music article.

http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/portman%20cant%20decide%20on%20jewish%20issue_1002012

Anonymous said...

Well, I'm Jewish and I had a Bat Mitzvah--and I can tell you if Jake's mother is Jewish and he had a Bar Mitzvah, he's definitely Jewish--even if he doesn't practice the religion.

How old is this article? Maybe Natalie was referring to Gael? In what Times? NY Times? LA Times?

Miffed67 said...

They look cute together, imo, and I'm all for them dating. Doesn't look like that's what's going on to me, but who knows?

Good lord, did they get enough sun?

Anonymous said...

It was the London Times. Piece also appeared in the Daily Express (UK) yesterday. It is in connection with a new book that's been published although neither article said what the book was about or called.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I think the article is a bit dated, considering the source, Contact Music I'm not surprised. Also the Times article differs from Contact and some info is deleted. She made Leon ages ago, she had to no more than 15! And Odd that her academy award winng role is ommitted as well as V for Vendetta. She could be tal;king about Gael but if she was then this is old because they broke up in '04. I think she dated someone at Harvard after Gael, could be referring to him. Anyway, Jake and Natalie look adorable no matter waht the relationship is!

Anonymous said...

Ah, a book that would explain it. The Natalie information is dated, it would explain the ommissions sited.

Becky Heineke said...

She is SO sunburned! Look at those red arms! And he is wearing his hat crookedly. And I am the one in love. Sigh!

Anonymous said...

oh Jake and Nat, just get a room ;-)

awww, they should just goddamn well get it together, they're great buddies - at least they'll still be able to stand each other when they're old!

Anonymous said...

No, this won't happen, the pairing of these two, because it's just too perfect & it would please me too much. My being almost instinctively in favor of it, and loving the idea of these two being happy together, will definitely cause it to be just a rumor. (The Universe doesn't owe me one.] They are probably just good friends. The kind that are attracted to each other just a little and delighted by each other's company, but never take it any further. The timing is never quite right. We've all seen the romantic comedies made from just that situation.

They look so damn cute together. [Deep sigh.] No, I think they'll each end up finding other people to make them happy.

Nothing Really Matters said...

They do look very cute together!

britpopbaby said...

Friends or lovers, I think the most important thing here is that I'm ill. Please send hampers

Nothing Really Matters said...

These guys are rumoured to be starring in the "Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Arc"

Nothing Really Matters said...

What happen my daer did you sit outside in the lovely sunny weather!?

Miffed67 said...

Friends or lovers, I think the most important thing here is that I'm ill. Please send hampers

How callous of us! OF COURSE the most important thing is that you're ill! *dispatching JW jet to brit's with chicken soup on board*

cina said...

BPB - If I only knew what a hamper is, I'd gladly send you one! LOL

Get better soon dear.

britpopbaby said...

I caught a stomach bug right before I was about to graduate! Sorry, I should save this for gin harpy.

I also managed to get sunburnt from falling asleep at the wrong angle in the car coming home. UV rays hate me.

And I'm saying Jake and Natalie (even though she is the chosen one) are probably just friends.

Jess said...

Feel better, britpop!!

And even though I don't like to admit it, me being insanely jealous of any woman that gets to be close to him, Jake and Natalie do look very cute together - no matter what kind of relationship they have.

The Chemistry Guru said...

Friends or lovers, I think the most important thing here is that I'm ill. Please send hampers
Brit baby get well soon, silly girl!
Never mind UV rays, Didn't your momma teach you not to fall asleep in the car???
No hampers but have a vodka on me!
*clicks fingers* Simon a martini for the laydeee please!

Nothing Really Matters said...

You poor thing hope you get well soon!

"I caught a stomach bug right before I was about to graduate!"

I hope you got through it okay! If it’s any help I feel a little ill (not as much as you) really tired and will more than likely end up looking southern fried tomorrow when I get out into the sun!

cina said...

Poor you BP! Stomach bugs are the worst. Ever. Ewww. :-(

And I agree, I think Jake and Natalie are "just" friends too. But they still make an awfully cute couple. In some way, seeing them together gives me the same warm and fuzzy feeling inside as I get when seeing Jake and Heath together. That says A LOT! :-)

cina said...

Btw, did you just change the banner? Or did that happen a long time ago and I'm just a retard?

zoo said...

Honey!!! Get better. You poor little Englishers - the bas nasty sun really has it in for you X

Becky Heineke said...

Brit, get plenty of rest and don't let us bother you. Stomach illnesses are God's punishment to man, I have no doubt. I can't wait to hear about graduation, but obviously it's a much higher priority to get better before you zip off to Italy!

Becky Heineke said...

Re dani: I know exactly what you mean. One of my best friends is a guy and half the people who work in bars in Memphis think we're dating, but no. We just drink together. Because of my personal experiences with misinterpretation, I'm holding out judgment.

cina said...

Aww TBL - you're such a sweetheart!

Anonymous said...

Hope your feeling better BPB! Just think of the lovely Jake being your sexy manly nurse!
As for the pics...The do look chummy could just be friends (who am I kidding!)I love Natalie Portman and ever since Garden State have wanted to be her so if Jake must be with anyone I'm behind them all the way! Doesn't stop the ache in my heart tho...

Anonymous said...

I don't have any feelings about Natalie one way or the other. Not "if he has to date someone let it be her" or "please don't let him date her". My ultimate preference is that he holds out for me and I'll probably be jealous of any girl he dates. Maybe my envy makes me a bad person, but I don't lose sleep. :)

Anonymous said...

there are also rumours about Portman and Gael Garcia Bernal are getting back together again.... so you never know.

zoo said...

More pics of Jake and Natalie at McBongo's party here in Eye Candy at IHJ: http://iheartjake.suddenlaunch.com/index.cgi?board=Pictures&num=1152637788&action=display&start=30

Anonymous said...

Looking at the two of them together, I wonder whether sexual intercourse is a good idea for them. She's just so teeny-tiny compared to him. She might get hurt.

Anonymous said...

BritPopBaby is ill, but still dragging herself into her chair at her computer & posting pictures on the blog for our enjoyment. I call that true dedication. It's very much appreciated by us all. Get well soon, BPB.

zoo said...

anon 1:55 - STOP fantasising.

Anonymous said...

I crave that man! I adore him. He is the most gorgeous thing I've ever seen. And I pray...if it has to be someone...PLEEEEZE LET IT BE NATALIE! They are perfect together! PERFECT! So As nice anonymous said, it probably won't happen. But I can dream, dammit!
Jake: Make Nat a Sadie!

Anonymous said...

anon 1:55...I think Kirsten was pretty tiny compared to him, too. Think he hurt her with that lethal weapon of his? ;) (and if you've seen the "blue swim trunks" pics, you know it's true, lol)

Anonymous said...

Jake was seen at the Market last Sunday (2nd July) with a 'beautiful blonde' Natalie is not blonde, it's more brown. And he was said to be joking and flirting with said blonde, and he was giving her money, etc.

The paps are so keen to get these two together in photos, if it had been her on Sunday there'd have been a photo of it. So it obviously wasn't.

Which might say all that needs to be said about Jake and Natalie's romance'. No one's capable of being friends in Hollywood, apparently. It has to be bonking and/or in love, or nothing!

Jake and Natalie in those pics look like friends who look self-conscious cos they know they are being papped and what the paps are thinking at seeing them together!

Anonymous said...

I think they are cute together but I still don't really see anything in these that show me they're more than friends.

Anonymous said...

Jake was seen at the Market last Sunday (2nd July) with a 'beautiful blonde' Natalie is not blonde, it's more brown. And he was said to be joking and flirting with said blonde, and he was giving her money, etc.

The paps are so keen to get these two together in photos, if it had been her on Sunday there'd have been a photo of it. So it obviously wasn't.

Which might say all that needs to be said about Jake and Natalie's romance'. No one's capable of being friends in Hollywood, apparently. It has to be bonking and/or in love, or nothing!

Jake and Natalie in those pics look like friends who look self-conscious cos they know they are being papped and what the paps are thinking at seeing them together!

2:48 PM


Actually Jake was with Heath, Michelle, Matilda and the blonde at the Farmer's Market but there were no paps around. Otherwise I am sure they would have tried to get pics of them too. So we don't know who the blonde was. Despite all the pap pics Jake does go out without them seeing him at times.

Anonymous said...

Nat's a really private person. Not given to PDAs. I can't recall ever seeing her, papped even, with Gael Garcia Bernal in any PDA. Come to think about it, I can't recall ever seeing pics of her and Gael together. Would love to see any if they're around. There were plenty of pap pics of Jake and KD, but then she was very young at the time and he seems to be so effusive in his feelings that he was happily showing off in PDAs everywhere. Nat's an entirely different type person. And while she puts up with some pappin' as gracefully as possible, I have seen pics of her alone, where she is really upset at the paps. This will be interesting. If they are together, the paps will NOT let it be. Jake seems like he handles that stuff way better than she would. Interesting sidebar:Pics on the gossip blogs of KD hauling big boxes of "stuff" out of her car and moving back to her H'wood digs. And there was No ONE there to help her move back home! How cool is that! Sorry. But seeing pics of Jakey with Nat juxtaposed against KD moving boxes alone warmed my perverse little heart. So there!

Anonymous said...

Jake is a homosexual and he's dating Austin Nichols. Austin was ALSO at the July 4th party at Matt's house. Of course, the media forgot to mention that also.

Anonymous said...

anon 3:39, you can't tell for sure it's Austin in those photographs. Stop foaming at the mouth.

Anonymous said...

anon 3:39, Jake made a MOVIE. Just like Russell Crowe, Tom Hanks, Antonio Banderas, Jude Law, Kevin Kline, Robin Williams, and a dozen more I could name. He has publically stated that while he is straight he would not be repelled by the idea of being attracted to a man. Some people think he was speaking in a coded message. I think he was just speaking his mind. Go sit somewhere by yourself. Take deep breaths. If you need to, find a brown paper bag and breath into it ten times.
To insist you have definite information on something as personal as someone's sexual orientation and get so apparently overwrought bespeaks a problem much larger than anyone here can deal with. But that's just MHO.

Anonymous said...

Anon 3:39, maybe it was Austin who was taking the pictures...so he could sell them.ROFLMAO!!! Look. If Austin were there WITH Jake everyone knows that the media, especially the paps, would have killed to make sure we all knew Jake and Austin, after not being seen together in ages, were together on the 4th. Get real! Pics of Jake and Austin would be plastered all over the internet. The fact that there are any pics at all tell us the paps were lurking around. So they'd have made sure to get that shot. I know of instances when Jake was with GIRLS and they ignored the girls to make it look like he was out with a guy! They are vicious little f***tards who try to spin things to titillate so they can get more money for their pictures. When all else fails....try common sense.

Anonymous said...

Someone here actually would have us believe Jake brought Austin as his date to Matt's??? Absurd! I don't think Matt, or his crowd, are the tpye you would want to bring your boyfriend to...if you were a boy in love with a boy...
5:04PM ROTFLMAO!!!!"When all else fails...try common sense."

Anonymous said...

All of the obsession with wanting Jake to be gay or wanting Jake to be with Austin is so incredibly bizarre and disturbing. I suggest you people realize that he is an actor and please get a life!

Anonymous said...

"I don't think Matt, or his crowd, are the tpye you would want to bring your boyfriend to...if you were a boy in love with a boy..."

Why not? Matt's rumored to be bi himself and he doesn't give a sh*t what anybody thinks. Besides, why couldn't Jake bring his good friend Austin with him? If they're just friends what's the problem?

Anonymous said...

OK, my first reaction to seeing Jakey within yards of any woman is extreme jealousy, but once I calm down I take stock, and...he and Natalie DO look cute together. Actually in that pic they kind of look like brother & sister! Maybe they'll have that 'when harry met sally' kind of relationship, where they're friends and all for an eternity, then realize they were meant for each other!

Anonymous said...

IHJ has additional pic from Matt's party. It looks like it was a free for all. I mean. There were a zillion people there! So. Jake and Nat going for a walk on the beach makes all kinds of sense. Ever been to a frat party where you couldn't get in the front door? And you wanted to spend time with the person you came with?
Uh huh! I agree about the Jake/Austin fixation. I mean: Jake and Austin photo'ed at Lakers game, talking. Jake smiles at him while he's talking. Jake smiles at Matt in the car after their bike ride. Jake smiles at Heath. Jake smiles at Peter. But to my knowledge, even tho we've seen other pics of him with Austin...and Adam Levine...and Chris Fisher...I've never seen him doing anything remotely intimate ...yet he gives Nat flowers and they have lunch before she leaves for Paris...they go for a walk on the beach away from the crowds and clown around...and some people are insisting that well, Jake is "with" Austin and he and Nat are just old pals. I think that's kind of dumb. I think there's a real strong possibility that Jake has great affection for Nat. They ARE friends. He may even have initiated a courtship...Nat REALLY doesn't seem like someone who'd enjoy hanging out with Matthew MCConauhgey. The only possible reason Nat might want to go there is bcz it's something fun to do on the 4th and bcz she will have the pleasure of Jake's company.

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Anonymous said...

@ 7:07, Oh please!

The only person who knows Jake's sexuality is himself only.

I feel bad for Jakey pooh, even though BBM brought him much success, it also brought him overzealous fans who don't know the difference between art and life.

Anonymous said...

@7:07, Even if that happens to be true, you could have phrased that a little more, er, delicately. (You don't like women much, do you?)

Anonymous said...

She doesn't even reach his shoulders.Tiny little thing.I think just good friends myself.

Anonymous said...

I find it better to be direct.

Anonymous said...

They're the cutest couple eva. They will make beautiful Jewish babies. Oh please let them be together.

Anonymous said...

LOL. Jake looks really dopey in that pic.

Anonymous said...

This might be a really dumb question, but is Kirsten Dunst Jewish? Does Jake only date Jewish girls? (Sorry, I don't know how religious he actually is.)

Anonymous said...

He got up early that day (6:30) to do the reshoots for "Zodiac." The shoot wrapped 4 pm--so he had a long day. Must have been BONE tired at Matthew's party.

Anonymous said...

Winterbird: Gael is not back with Natalie, that was a rumor. Gael is now dating some model/actress from Argentine.

Anonymous said...

As for the anonymous person who made some fairly hostile and nasty comments tonight on this thread, everyone who posts here on a regular basis, while we fully embrace our inner "snark," is respectful to everyone else here. Honestly, if you only have mean-spirited remarks to make or judgments to dole out about Jake's sexuality, or who you consider to be "fangirls," or whatever, honestly, take it somewhere else. The people here that post regularly like and admire Jake's work, and the values he publicly projects. If we chose to fantasize or project or dole out our various opinions on a topic, that's our business, so long as we don't seek out to hurt one another. If you can't respect that, honestly, then you're not invited to play our reindeer games - just take it somewhere else. That's the one and only response you will ever get from me.

And where do you suppose he/she take it?

The Chemistry Guru said...

Brit I'm getting worried now.
I really hope you are ok.
Have plenty of rest and drink plenty fluid, you'll soon be back to your ginharpy self!

Anonymous said...

Nothing Really Matters said...
These guys are rumoured to be starring in the "Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Arc"

Well, if this turns out to be true and they'll work together ...

britpopbaby said...

I was feeling better but then I read that comment by anon 7.07 and nearly hurled back up the two crackers I've managed to eat.

Nothing Really Matters said...

What did they say? Well something mean i bet so best we don't know!

britpopbaby said...

It wasn't that bad, it was just the imagery said phrase conjured up whilst I was still feeling a little delicate. It was regarding women getting excited.

Anonymous said...

10:26pm: They can take it WFT. Why they insist on posting that here when they have a place for that crap remains a mystery.

Anonymous said...

3:39. I can't believe you people actually think thats Nichols is in one of those pics! The paps manipulaed the pic to obscure his face! HA! Wouldn't it have been easier to just edit him out and photoshop some random person in? Do you know how that sounds?? No new pictures has finaly driven you off the deep end. Now on to Jake and Nat: They may be just friends, but I thought it was interesting that she chose her day off from filming Blueberry nights in NV to fly to Malibu for this party.It could be a coincidence that Matt knows both and invited both, but still....

zoo said...

I was here for hours last night and seemed to have missed the best bits, damn... Could someone PM me a PG-rated précis of what anon 7:07 said please? Thanks X.

Nothing Really Matters said...

Why are you guys talking about something that is not on this blog??

My only concern is for Brits! I hope you feel much better my friend. I could imagine that comment would have made you feel sick!

zoo said...

Well, I can't answer for others, but, in my case, to paraphrase the immortal words of Billie Piper, 'because I want to' would be the most honest answer :-)

britpopbaby said...

3:39. I can't believe you people actually think thats Nichols is in one of those pics! The paps manipulaed the pic to obscure his face! HA! Wouldn't it have been easier to just edit him out and photoshop some random person in? Do you know how that sounds?? No new pictures has finaly driven you off the deep end. Now on to Jake and Nat: They may be just friends, but I thought it was interesting that she chose her day off from filming Blueberry nights in NV to fly to Malibu for this party.It could be a coincidence that Matt knows both and invited both, but still....

Dude, what the bejesus are you talking about? Yep, I think you got your blogs mixed up.

zoo, I think NRM was addressing whoever wrote this comment, not you. I'll PM you whatever I can remember of that comment. ;)

Nothing Really Matters said...

Thanks Brits, maybe next time I should make it clearer next time! I love all JW girls.

Anonymous said...

Please JakeWatchers don't confuse the WFT *trolls* with genuine WFT posters. That's all I'm saying on the subject. Oh, and also it's no weirder wanting Jake to be with Austin than wanting him to be with [ OTHER NAME, FEMALE ]. It's all weird, frankly - hope we can agree on that? :-) It's projecting our own wishes, and we're all guilty of it.

As for Jake and Natty, can I disturb the party? She is far too short for him and looks like his 12-year-old daughter. And please let's stop marrying him off and naming his kiddies, he's only 25 ... !

cina said...

As for Jake and Natty, can I disturb the party? She is far too short for him and looks like his 12-year-old daughter.

Hmm. Natalie is almost exactly my size and body type, so I definitely don't think she's too short for him.... ;-) I guess that's one of the reasons I like seeing pics of them together - it gives me an idea of how it would look if I was walking beside him.... Now that's a nice thought!

zoo said...

Thanks Brits. NRM, I honestly assumed no offence! I just gave a straight answer to a straight question. If one can't do what one wants on t'internet - where can one, I ask you?

Peace to all. X

JadziaDragonRider said...

I don't rightly know how I feel. Part of me is "Yay!" the other 78% or so is "BLOODY HELL!"

Anonymous said...

All of the obsession with wanting Jake to be gay or wanting Jake to be with Austin is so incredibly bizarre and disturbing.

I have no idea what Jake's sexuality is but I don't see why it's bizarre or disturbing to people that some may think he could be bi or even gay. I mean people are constantly saying who they think Jake is with or who they want him to be with so if people think or want him to be with Austin then how is that really any different? I think people make too big a deal out of sexuality.

Anonymous said...

Okay here's a question if Austin is just Jake's friend why haven't we seen Austin with Jake in over three months? Lets just go beyond the whole gay rumours okay. If you are friend with somebody, why wouldn't you want to be seen with that person? It doesn't make sense? I have read numerous articles where Austin says Jake's a very close if not his best friend. And yet why haven't they been photographed together in a long time? Yeah Austin filmed some episodes for Deadwood but he's finished now. People got to admit it sure is strange that once Jake and Austin were constantly around each other. And suddenly after the D LISTED story broke in April they haven't been seen together since. This is what makes people suspicious.

Anonymous said...

Whatever Jake's sexual preferences are, I just hope that, in his daily life, he doesn't feel the same contempt toward women & their bodies that was displayed in the post made by anon 7:07. I was so very glad when I visited this blog yesterday morning & saw that particular comment had been deleted. Thank God, I know a lot of intelligent, kindly gay men who respect all human beings and don't appear to suffer from misogyny. I thought of them, and also of all the wonderful posts that I read for many months on the Dave Cullen forum, and that restored my faith in the possibility that the various constituencies of Jake fans one day may be able to get along.

Anonymous said...

i hear ya squallcloud -_-

Anonymous said...

IMVHO, if as BPB said, Nat used her day off work to fly into Malibu for this party, I believe she did it for Jake. I am speculating that while Nat may have met Matt from time to time, they aren't hangin' out buddies, "come over to my house for BBQ" chums. I read one eye witness account that said Jake was very attentive to her. So. maybe they're "in transition." They've been friends for years. Now something else is going on. I love how giddy Jakey looks in the pics. And Nat is trying so hard for a 'public' face and can barely suppress her laughter. Who knows what the paps were yelling at them...or what smart ass stuff Jake was coming up with? It looks like they were enjoying each other and having fun. And they were definitely away from the crowded hores on Matt's deck.

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