(click to enlarge)What a disgusting display. Britpopbaby is gone for less than 24 hours and look what kind of crap we're having to deal with! Special thanks to both jla and cina for doing their Jake Watch duty and being on top of this most disturbing situation. What have we got? Not one but two non-Jake Watch operatives throwing themselves shamelessly at the Gyllenhaal? Accosting him in his car? Do they have NO SHAME? You, Miss I'm-dressed-to-work-out-in-my-gray-shirt-but-can-still-flash-some- cleavage-for-the-movie-star. Yeah, you. What the hell? I'm fairly certain whatever Jake is saying is not that funny, because I'm fairly certain he's telling you about how he's involved with someone. Me. (Or possibly britpop. Sometimes I'm a little confused about that.) And you should just back off before he presses on that accelerator and leaves you laughing to yourself in the parking lot. And you, Miss I've-got-perfect-blonde-California-hair-but-I-had-to-pay- my-stylist-out-the-ass-for-it. You're as bad as your friend. Stop trying to hide behind your enormous white purse-thingy and BACK. AWAY. FROM. MY. MAN!
Photo from IHJ.
And speaking of disturbing cases of people trying to hone in on what is clearly my territory, Nothing Really Matters and Kate have alerted to me to this travesty against Jake's dignity. Who will kiss Jake next? Here's a hint: Save your money because Prophecy Girl isn't even on the list.
P.S. Damn. You guys are good. Keep up the excellent work, agents!
18 comments:
Yup this is clearly a case of BACK AWAY FROM MY MAN!! The agent in me got a little worried there, wondering what those girls were really up to. I was afraid they would hit him in the head, drag him out of his car, gag him and put a blindfold on him and then throw him in the back of a black van strategiously parked nearby. But my Jake radar tells me he is still a free man, on the move in Beverly Hills, actually, it seems he's approaching Sprinkles for.... a breakfast cupcake perhaps?
Btw - where the heck are Atticus and Boo?? On holiday??
Me thinks Jake is really lapping up the attention they are giving him here..!
Disturbing. Utterly and totally disturbing.
I don't know what sickens me the most though: those girls and them clearly going way past the line here, or our Jakey's huge smile on his face. Ouch.
This picture has all the hallmarks of a pleasant encounter between a star & his fans. (Unlike that night-time picture from a couple months back of that drunken female who seems to have committed the lese-majeste of attempting to touch Jake's shoulder without permission.) Both Jake & the girls are smiling widely. Jake basks in the glow of their admiration, all his troubles forgotten momentarily (What's happening with the Fincher thing? What about my next project?). The two fans walk off with accelerated pulse rates, saying to each other, "Oh my God, can you f--- believe it?" Everyone's happy. (Except us, on this blog, who've been denied a fortuitous chance encounter like this with Jake.) I get a warm glow from this picture. I feel a little hopeful: So maybe Jake does like girls, after all?
Um, Jacob, how many times must I reinforce this point? You are to save your smile and unabashed charm for me! I did not give permission for this interaction. Clearly you've missed the memo.
^^ LOL!
phoebe said: I don't know what sickens me the most though: those girls and them clearly going way past the line here, or our Jakey's huge smile on his face. Ouch.
Phoebs, I'm gonna have to agree with you on that. OUCH.
Mmm... i gotta say, those two girls seem pretty restraint to me... consider that I do something more "radical" if I was in that situation. Sure, they should still back away, as they are not on the list of the people Jake Watch approved to be touching Jake. But no big crime comitted here, me think.
I specially dislike the brunette one. Good news are I guess that he didn't invite these girls to go into the car for a lift.
I was actually quite encouraged by the next picture in the series in which everyone looked kind of awkward and ready to leave. But I couldn't help but pick on those girls for this shot, because everyone does look nice and happy. Damn them.
WHAT THE HELL?!
anyways,no matter how much i hate those girls, NO FAIR! they got to meet JAKE!
Jake isn't following the guidelines in his "Miss Twist's golden rules" book
He doesn't follow my rules, either. I told him this is his last warning, then I'm getting the leash. ;)
Leaves house and goes to hunt these bitches down.
Girls! Girls, retract the claws! He was just being polite.
Consider it charity. Only instead of money he's giving his time to the less fortunate.
What would brit pop think? He's a bugger he really is! I guess he can't help that he is a magnet to all females...damn it if only I was in close range of that magnet! I'd be doing more than just laughing politely...!
Brits would thank me!
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