This is great, I alway wonder what their talking about and now I know. But I'm with Saarsy. I HATE TAMAGOTCHIS.
How on earth did you come up with something so hilarious from such mundane photos! Really it just gets funnier every time I read it.
That was so perfect! You're a genius... enough said!
Brilliant. And this girl is considering a career at the police force, what a waste! Though I could see her working as a detective or a "profiler" with such a vivid imagination. ; )
Someone has a lot of time on their hands!! Not that I'm complaining...it's like one of those photo stories in a trashy newspaper! Always hilarious!
haha, nice britpop, i almost choked on my tea!:P
Excellent! Like a MI5 report. Sharp!
OMG BPB, you seriously crack me up!! Are you responsible for those hilarious captions??Tamaguchis... I had forgotten all about those stupid gadgets! LOLOL!!!Absolutely brilliant!
I miss Thumbs Down Simon.
Well, He was just so small, it was the best I could hunt up....I'm expressive in this one tho. no?
Haha! Britpopbaby this is awesome! How long were you staring at these photo's before this conversation popped into your head?
Simon, I miss the attitude! Or are you giving the finger in the new one?!
I'm just scratching my temple.
I thought he looked like he was ranting about something and Maggie just looked really disinterested. My pal Anneka came up with the Peter killing his Tamagotchi idea.
Well hats off to Anneka too then! :-)
Oh, Tamagotchis... They're fashionable (here) again and my friend's daughters have a million of them and whenever I visit her those unholy things won't shut up. I totally understand where Sarsy's coming from, he probably burned the damn thing. I would've.Anyways, funny stuff...as usual.
I think he was tell Maggie why he should keep the beard. She's just not convinced.
None of us are.
LOL!!! (*recovering from falling off my chair...)
A career in gossip columns I think Britpop
You outdid yourself there, BPB :)
@simon: OK, let's call it that ;o)
Well if the reports arriving at my desk are correct code name "Holden" has returned to "large apple"
Keep us posted.
Oh,he's the missunderstood genius..look how he's trying to explain his troubles and his own sister is just making faces..
It's priceless isn't it? Especially the look on her face in the last picture.
if the beard goes i much prefer the 5 oclock shadow look as seen in here..http://iheartjakemedia.com/albums/485/005.jpg(i suck at html codes)
This was really funny BPB. Thanks for the help with the pic.
Agnes-Just please be careful where you point that thing. Thanks.
Simon, just as long you don’t get your gun out.
More gossip on Jake's "style" and a Natalie tie-in: http://msnbc.msn.com/id/13105678///Natalie Portman has told Jake Gyllenhaal to clean up his act. The clean-cut star of “V for Vendetta” has been dating the “Brokeback Mountain” star, and reportedly wants her hunk to be a tad more tidy. “Natalie is neat as a pin, and Jake tends toward the slovenly,” a “friend” of Portman tells Star magazine. “Natalie told me one of the biggest impressions she had of Jake was his clothes were covered with hair from his dogs, Atticus and Boo Radley!”// As much as I think the pairing would be cute if true, I swear, the "source" sounds like some internet fan that put her own words in Natalie's mouth! Still, not like it proves anything, but it'd be fun to speculate if Jake will shave/clean up now =P.
LMAOOOOO! Priceless! brit, you and anneka make a great team, y'all should take that on the road!
LMFAO - I woke up this morning and read this - genius.In re Portman, IMO that Star article is about as believable as the US weekly exclusive that the snowboarder was moving into Jake;s house.
I'll try to be careful ;)
Great stuff BPB!!! However, I am going to be a nitpick because you need to change the your to you're in one of the panels.
I didn't know what the hell it was, until I looked it up. [Sigh. It's a sign of my great age.] Thought it was a plant or a form of Siamese fighting fish.
Jake, My offer to you still stands...If you shave I will too...
Screenplay, BRB - that's what you need to write (you're a natural!). Heck, I'll even pledge $$ to get it produced. ;) Go for it!Oh, and on another note, thanks for changing the blue text to red...my old eyes greatly appreciate it. :)
I just want to say that I think the layout is PERFECT now! I'm loving this Bond-theme and the movie poster layout, the black background, the red text... everything! And I also love the idea of us regular visitors being Bond girls (or Jake girls rather?), it's absolutely brilliant! :-)And Jake is SMOKIN' HOT in the banner pic..! *swoons*
@ amerika bound: Totally agree. Jakey looks damn hot in that 5 o clock shadow.BPB, hi.larious. That's all I've got to say.
Geesh, just noticed I typed BRB instead of BPB in my earlier post...sorry about that (I'll blame it on being so distracted by the fabo banner). ;)
Does anyone think that, in the bottom picture, Maggie suddenly looks very, very much like GyllenMama?
Tamagotchi :)))))))) This is just too much. You girls should definetly make a sceenplay and send it. To Jake. Maybe he'd be interested. He does independent films,after all.
I think the plot of the film would be somewhat dubious if I had to write Jake in...Jake: "So I'm naked in this scene too?"
Jake: "So I'm naked in this scene too?"You say that like there's something wrong with it.
You know, for a while there, Jake was wearing a different pair of shoes every day. Now, he's had the same pair on for like, TWO weeks (barring the Clog Incident, of course!) What gives?
BPB...to justify keeping Jake naked throughout the film just feed him a load of crap about how it's artistically relevent and how the nudity is imperative to accurately convey the characters story arc. His character is going through a metamorphosis so the nudity is a metaphor for his emotional state..completely bare and vulnerable!! Jakey would eat that artsy shit up!
BPB, you are too funny! Thanks for making me laugh :p
omg Mr. Mistoffelees is the best name ever. And I'm with Jake...I loved my Tamagotchi with a passion and I believe I cried when he died.
Yay, I love my Tamagotchi! Er, um, I mean...I lovED my tamagotchi...back in third grade when I HAD one.*says to self* I think they bought it...
LOOOL ! XD Post like this are the reason why I love this blog.
Yes Britpop, truly you are a genius. And behind every genius, is a good Welsh woman/girl/troll-like-creature.
You know, somehow I hear the complaining Jack Twist in my head when reading those captions....! Hahaha! "Now I'm just sayin' - if the taxes don't get it, inflation's gonna eat it all up!" LOL!
Spot on, Cina! LOL!
Jake and me could raise beautiful Tamagochis together. And I won't complain about dog hair, my whole apartment is furry with dog & cat hair. It's a design element... it um, adds character.
Jakey would eat that artsy shit up! Yeah! And he says he loves being naked. Let's call his buff, er I mean, bluff!
Okay In vision this...Jake as an arabian shiek..ala "Valentino" surrounded by a harem of women ....peeling wrappers off of sprinkle cupcakes...and feeding him by hand the tender morsels..while buff men...fan all this with large palm frons.....needs a plot tho...lol
I loved my tamagotchi to bits. It did keep dying though...
Simon, lets try to build up a plot. One of the buff men falls in love with 'valentino' and concocts a plan to kidnap him and sail off to a little island. One of the ladies gets hold of this plan and in turn leaks it out to the other women, who turn out to be Jake's Angels and somewhere between eating cupcakes and a huge fight against terrorism, valentino finds true love with one of his concubines, haidma timba.
He ain't dead, y'all! Sarsy gave him to me (he couldn't stand the competition).See, I am holding him in this pic. We needed to disguise our identity in order to sucessfully complete our stalker mission, so i bleached him and opted for the skinhead look.Of course, i'll gladly hand him back, in exchange for Jakey.
Damn you, kokodee, DAMN YOU!!! *runs off to alert Jakes Girls and Double O 2"
My sisters and I used to have Tamagotchis and when we went to school our mom took care of them. We were obsessed for about a week and then we killed 'em. Absolutely hilarious "secret life"!
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