Remember to keep it short and looky at what the winner gets:
Okay, caption away:
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
RUBIC RODEO
I'm changing the name of the Rubic Rodeo to Caption Corelli's Mandolin because they coined the phrase on Big Brother's Big Mouth a few weeks back and it made me laugh heartily for approximately 32 seconds. I know it has nothing to do with Jake but it's my blog and I'll change the titles of things if I want to.
Remember to keep it short and looky at what the winner gets:
Okay, caption away:
Remember to keep it short and looky at what the winner gets:
Okay, caption away:
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It’s a pain when stars want to get up a leave. Shown here by this random or at lest I think she is, is how to keep a star interested.
Girl: Ha, Ha, Ha, just look at that, how funny! Can’t you see come closer, look I’ll point it out! Ha, Ha, Ha. (Maybe i can drug him?).
Jake being the kind hearted soul he is, took a look just to make the random feel good. How sweet.
Girl: 8 down. 10 letters. Winner of the 2006 Bafta for best supporting actor. Any ideas?
Oh, holly! That's PERFECT! :)
Is that nose real?
"''Crash' Owes a Debt to Dickens,' says Roger Ebert. Ha! As if! He says he thinks it's the best film of 2005. Hmmmmm, I disagree. What do you think, sir? Say, you're not from this neighborhood, are you? You look awfully familiar."
Look - I am not answering one of those personal ads again. Not after that guy showed up last time expecting me to dress up as a gay cowboy...why do people keep doing that anyway?
@Nice Anom. that's the best!LMAO
Girl: See!! That's me in the bushes! Right behind you, right there. I've been stalking you since your plane touched down Wednesday morning.
Jake: Um wow (laughs nervously), that's not insane at all.
have you seen these pics upclose?....she has a interesting face ...
"Hey, won't don't you try selling this great magazine? Its called The Big Issue and all the homeless tramps do it in the UK"
"I was just looking at the poetry readings in the Event listings here im Time-Out New York. Hey, you wouldn't happen to be related to the poet Stephen Gyllenhaal, would you? I mean, he's hot. Have you seen the guy's butt? It's so fine! He's just got a new book out, did you hear?"
Girl: -Look, look, it says right here: "Saggitarius: Hot n' steamy romance on a bench with dark stranger wearing really tight pants expected"!
oops, major typo going on in my original post! i meant 'why' and not 'won't'. Dammit, thats spoilt my chances!
Girl: OMG! I just LOVE Justin Timberlake! But who is that biotch in the red gown!...Did you watch the MTV awards? I missed them. Had to work..."
Girl: "I was just looking at the poetry readings in the Event listings here im Time-Out New York. Hey, you wouldn't happen to be related to the poet Stephen Gyllenhaal, would you? I mean, he's hot. Have you seen the guy's butt? It's so fine! He's just got a new book out, did you hear?"
Jake: Ummm, yeah. [Thinks: Better not tell Mom about this encounter.
Jeesh, what is it with Dad these days? He's hotter than I am. Just look at BritPopBaby's blog. It's SUPPOSED TO BE ALL ABOUT ME.]
Girl: Ha ha look at this guys name (points to a pic of Jake) how do you say that...Gillenhal..no um Gilaleianahall...nah...ha ha poor guy what a name! (notices Jake's bemused face)
Girl: Wait...is this?! You look just like...has anyone ever told you your the spitting image of this Gilalenhail chap?!
Jake: Um...
Girl " DUDE! You've got to get a Dell!"
Jake: "NO WAY!... and the prices are so LOW! A FREE 17 IN FLAT MONITOR AND RAM UPGRADE! I need to go buy one NOW! Dude I DO need a DELL!"
Girl: Hey...This person looks just like you. And your wearing those same sunglasses...and that same shirt...you don't change clothes much, do ya?
The incident that led the senate to prohibit teaching students on a bench.
Girl: Now repeat after me. Its Gyll-en-hall. come on. Gyll-en-hall. Say it! Say it before I spank you.
Jake: Really???
See? It says here: "Auditions for 'Grease.'" I'm auditioning for Rizzo but I REALLY want to get Sandy. I'm wearing her pants!
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