Jake is back in NY and hitting the OJ! Mmmm, it looks freshly squeezed.How much do I want to be the waitress in that last picture? "On the specials menu today, sir, we have spicy hot sex". Honestly, I am a fully qualified waitress - it's almost my career. I also love in the first pic, Jake's Sporty Spice "Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough!". You get that British pop culture reference, don't you? You all saw The Brits Awards '97, right? It's funny. Trust me.
Seens as Jake is back in the insomniatic city I throw down the gauntlet to wtbgirl to stalk him good!
NB: The blonde girl isn't Kirsten because the Dunster is currently sporting red hair for her role where she ruins Spiderman 3 for us all. She is obviously a blantant stalker though.
Pics from IHJ
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At least in both of these pictures the girl at the table is not looking at Jake so I don’t think you have to worry. The waitress on the other hand! Just look how Jake’s are holding up his are in defence! So your mum was right Brits you should go back to be a waitress that way you can move around every restaurant that Jake visits!
Yay!! Jake is back in New York, I wish he would move here for good! BTW, why are Jake and his friend Chris hiding this girl???
I don't think they are - I just think maybe she ducked away from the cameras or they just caught her like that.
Maybe she has no make-up on.
what's in his mouth? a straw? coffee stirrer? (if so, where's the coffee?) it looks more flat than either, like a reddish carnival ticket stub... which would be odd. i need more info! what say you stalkers with better eyes?
I have only one thing to say:
DAMN HE'S HOT!
ooh, update on kirsten from ohnotheydidnt-- apparently she's in vancouver visiting andy samberg!
so i guess the march rumors are true? jakey's free!
I'm work at a coffee shop in Vancouver, and they're filming a movie called Hot Rod here. According to imdb it stars Andy Samberg, Ian McShane, Jorma Taccone, Chester Tam, and that's all they have listed. I don't know who any of them are except for Andy Samberg. Anyway Andy Samberg came into the coffee shop where I work (I'm not gonna say the name of it, I don't want to somehow get fired, who knows) and he was with Kirsten Dunst. Andy got a muffin and coffee, and Kirsten just got coffee. Andy seemed really nice, Kirsten had sunglasses on and acted like she didn't want paparazzi to get pictures of her. They sat in the corner and only stayed for like 15 minutes. They were holding hands at the table and when they left. It seemed like they were dating, they were acting like a 'couple' and I don't know why else Kirsten would me here. So I came online later and I found this:
Star can exclusively reveal that Kirsten Dunst is dating Saturday Night Live funny man Andy Samberg, 27. On March 20, the two were seen getting cozy at Hollywood’s uber-trendy Hotel Café during a Jose Gonzalez concert. Goodbye Jake and goodbye former love interest Tobey Maguire, Kirsten has lucked out with Andy. An eyewitness says he is quite the gentleman!
so I guess they are dating? At least she's not with Jake anymore..
Mmmm, I see "the Tongue" in the middle picture! That just makes my day!!
@joycedavenport: LOL!! :)
He's just the cutest EVER!!
(and I say that like that's news to me...? hrm...)
And - I want to be the one who can use the words "Jake sweetie"!!!!!
I love those "just got out of bed" hair he got there...
If he's into hanging out with random chicks, I'm available. I'm such a cool girl, truly, when I'm not all stalkerish and obsessive. I mean, I could take down the shrine if it makes him uncomfortable....
@TBL, that wasn't sanberg that was Rick Salomon (don't ask, i can't believe that i know that!)
Anyway i'm a fan of andy (really funny guy) and if indeed they are a couple good luck to 'em.
Jake looks a tad pissed in some of the pics, I guess he's havin' one of the 'ole cranky days.
Between Jake's sunglasses and the uncontrolled spread of his facial hair, his handsome face has been nearly obliterated. I sigh for what's been lost, but I understand that he's trying to preserve his privacy and live a relatively normal life. (At least, from the neck down, he's still left us plenty to look at.)
I think that girl is with Jake. He's dragged his mate Chris along as a decoy to make everyone think she's with him. Sat her next to him at brekkie. Pretending he could take her or leave her. In the words of J.J. Hunsecker, "That smells like yesterday's fish an' I ain't buyin' it" (Sweet Smell of Success). Why has he been in NY so much recently, hmmmm? I got it all worked out. No foolin' this anon.
Between Jake's sunglasses and the uncontrolled spread of his facial hair, his handsome face has been nearly obliterated
LOL!!
During my lunch hour I am going to have to start heading further downtown. I just want to me a looky loo. :)
Ahhhh, the Gyllenhottie! With bed head no less. Does he KNOW how friggin' SEXY that is? Damn!
Get out girl, take a camera with out go!
I think that girl is with Jake. He's dragged his mate Chris along as a decoy to make everyone think she's with him. Sat her next to him at brekkie. Pretending he could take her or leave her. In the words of J.J. Hunsecker, "That smells like yesterday's fish an' I ain't buyin' it" (Sweet Smell of Success). Why has he been in NY so much recently, hmmmm? I got it all worked out. No foolin' this anon.
I think she's Chris's girlfriend or friend.
OK, I need help, but what can I do?
I think all efforts of cool should be abandoned in favour of pure unadulterated stalking.
Jake has wolverine hair now to match his beard. Wonder if he'll get the suit next? ;
Calm down!*slaps herself and joycedavenport* On IHJ.God, everyone is SO exited here today.
God i love bed head Jake.
Sexy,Gyllenhall!!!
Correction to my spelling of the holy grail'Gyllenhaal'
See,look what happens when you have bed head hair and a mouth i want to devour.
My fingers tremble on the keyboard,i can't hit those keys,I can't even spell your name right!
girl you better not look at jake, i´ll destroy you with my bare hands loool
I also love bed head Jake. Even though he has the most beautiful head of hair that I have every seen, I am not as enraptured when it is perfectly combed - not as delicious looking as he is with it going every which way!!
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