Sunday, June 11, 2006

EVEN CASUALER JAKE






And there was me thinking I was the only stupid enough to work out in the boiling June heat.
I'm not sure who Jake is with here but I'm guessing he is semi-famous because there was pics of him on his own. I know, how dare a paparazzi lense drift away from Jake for even a millisecond to concenrate on other celebrities we can't even identify? Anyway, it ain't Austin because he is taller...and less gansta. Nice matching blue outfit, Jake.

76 comments:

cina said...

Fyi Britpopbaby, it's Ryan Phillipe he's working out with. :-)

britpopbaby said...

Ryan Phillipe? How'd you work that out?

Nothing Really Matters said...

I think the weather is a little cooler in LA at the moment than it is here! I so need a personal trainer.

cina said...

Praise to the IHJ, Britpop! ;-)

mrs_dalloway said...

This is too good to handle it! Ryan Phillipe and Jake with a personal trainer. What are their intentions? Tearing the world apart?I have a sudden appeal for exercising.In L.A. With the Jake. With or without Ryan.

britpopbaby said...

Are these pics up at IHJ - I didn't see them?

Anonymous said...

They might be getting ready for a movie or something. As far as I'm concern, Jake and Ryan Phillip aren't best friends or anything, so it must be something for a movie or a play.

mrs_dalloway said...

Yeah, Britpop! go to IHJ and your eyes shall be filled with pleasure.

mrs_dalloway said...

First,there is the Palm Springs feast. Then, there is the low food-bag. (jake realizes he had gone too far with enjoying the free meals and reduces the quantity). And eventually, he ends up getting a private trainer. It's the moment of desperation.
Jake, we all support you,boy. We've all been through this. Food can be quite a bitch.

Anonymous said...

To Anon above: How do you know that Jake and Ryan aren't friends?

cina said...

BPB - they are not in the gallery yet, but in the Eye Candy-section!

Anonymous said...

Some of the things written are identical to the posts on iheartJake?Cloning or can't think of anything original to say?Or are you the same people repeating yourselves?
Nice thighs Jakester!

Anonymous said...

He didn't have anything at Palm fucking Springs.That was JANUARY!!!
Old news!

cina said...

Why is it people with nasty attitudes always post anonymously?

mrs_dalloway said...

I apologise for the bad information on Palm Springs. Sometimes you get so excited that you forget how to read. I mixed the dates, that article came up today, but it had the year's highlights. My bad mistake. Promiss I'll go to the doctor's office for eye glasses before I post any other 'news'. Oh,God.

The Chemistry Guru said...

Mrs Dalloway, i hear ya! I need megapixel contacts myself, and I blame it on the eyecandy on this blog.

Oh men, are the gods out to smithe me?
how can one handle so much gorgeousness in a picture?

The Chemistry Guru said...

LOl, ryan really is short, or maybe jake's too tall.

mrs_dalloway said...

It's coming...

http://iheartjake.suddenlaunch.com/index.cgi?board=Pictures&action=display&num=1150031810

Nothing Really Matters said...

Katie of Sweden welcome back my dear.

Becky Heineke said...

Am I the only one to notice this? But he is showing some knee here too?

Oh, oh, I noticed, bearded lady. The extra inches of exposed Jake leg have me thinking thoughts not appropriate for Sunday morning.

Anonymous said...

girls, gorgeous bond-girl-pics, you all look smashing.
Last pic of Jakey, he sports that same strange knees-inside-feet-inside-little-boy-with crossed-arms look again, same as when he was with his mom, cute!
Could someone fill me in about that Palms-fucking-Springs? I don´t get the buzz.
ps: got me a name, sweeties!

Anonymous said...

People without anons are also nasty.I remember the Louella thread.That went on for eternity.Anyways,i can also confirm Palm Springs is old news.But what the hell.Jake is working out,i would rather concentrate on his muscles.Yum!

Anonymous said...

Why would Jake be too tall?

Anonymous said...

Someone said he was eating at palm springs but he wasn't as it was old news from January.That's all i know.

Anonymous said...

Why is it people with nasty attitudes always post anonymously?

...
Because they can! If Brit don't like it,then change it.Personally i think it's fun.

mrs_dalloway said...

@Ariel: Palm Springs was a festival back in January and Jake attended it. I found out about it today and I thought it was more recent.It's just me, I never knew that the festival even existed.
So, nothing to worry about.Nothing new.

cina said...

I'm glad you find it to be fun, anon 8:30. Personally, I find it unnecessary and not funny when people are rude. But that's just me. And I'm not in charge of this blog, so it's really not my business. But to be honest, I really don't see the need for it.
That's all. :-)

Anonymous said...

Well, Mrs. D., I suggest for proper punishment you go back to IHJ and give these pics a real thorough examination.
Thanks anons and Mrs. D for sharing.

Anonymous said...

Chill out cina.It's sunday,enjoy the blog even if it's not yours.

Anonymous said...

Yeah,i find it very funny CINA.Especailly you as you could just stay quiet and ignore any annoying anons,but you rise to the bait.See,fun!

mrs_dalloway said...

Oh,do I have to? ok..
*looks at the IHJ page she's been staring for hours*

cina said...

Hahaha! Okey... truce, please??

cina said...

Do you think Ryan wants to play in "Brokeback Mountain"? ;)

LOLOL! Well, I bet he's sorry he didn't!

mrs_dalloway said...

Jake: Will one of you guys come with me to the little boys room cause I really need to go potty!
Trainer: Ryan, it's your turn, I took him last time.


hahaha!!great body language reading!
Another interpretation could be..
Trainer (to Ryan): I don't give a f**k about your wife's Oscar, now go and do those 1000 metres!
Jake: You better do what he says,man..he kinda freaks me out here..

Anonymous said...

Hehe! Girls you have been doubling over!
Ryan is gansta, he woulda made a real ruffian jack "Yo! ennis just get in the tent!!"

mrs_dalloway said...

@cina: You made the Bond Girl nation proud!

Wonder if those guys are up to a movie project..

cina said...

Thanks mrs_dalloway.
I for one wouldn't mind Jake and Ryan in the same movie!

Btw, Jake's thighs are sexy as hell when he's running. Just look at those muscles flexing! Makes me want to bite them.... softly.

Miffed67 said...

Btw, Jake's thighs are sexy as hell when he's running. Just look at those muscles flexing! Makes me want to bite them.... softly.

Dang, you beat me to it! Was just about to comment on the legs! I don't care what he's doing, as long as he keeps doing it....every day works for me. There cannot possibly be enough room for so much gorgeousness in one place, the world is gonna spin off it's axis or something!

Anonymous said...

bpb, LA is often cool & overcast in June. Known among locals as June Gloom. Considerably brightened here by Jakey in beautiful Dodger Blue (yes, I know it's not a Dodger shirt, but the color is the same).

Phillipe can't be more than 5'8", tops. He's really Colin Farrell, Jonathon R-M size.

Nothing Really Matters said...

Looks as if he is about to have a heart attack and die! Let’s face it if someone made me run round a track I would be at them with daggers! I love that colour, blue is my fav.

cina said...

LMAO to that caption, BPB!!
And Jake looks like he's about to die.... he must be desperate to outrun us in "the crazy JakeWatch mafia". Poor boy...! LOL

Anonymous said...

How many track outfits and running shoes does he have? I never see a repeat appearance. He must have a separate closet for it all.

cina said...

Hey there Katie! Welcome back! I was wondering where you were. :-)
So, a Bond Museum in Småland?? For real?? Is it some private collector who has his own museum or what? Too bad you didn't succeed in your little mission. ;-)

Anonymous said...

Yeah, it's seems to be Ryan. Why do you think he has to be Austin? Just asking... He has a lot of friends. This thing is so boring...

The Chemistry Guru said...

Mr Mistoffelees would like you to know that he's quite happy here in my arms. See, he has a thing for my jarhead seeing as jake and sarsy have outgrown theirs. In addition jake is no longer keen to participate in arm cuddlin' action as evidenced by the Free Boo campaign.

So I'm afraid that until Jake himself crosses over the pond to collect aforementioned pussy, he's all mine! Holla!

zoo said...

Slightly off topic: I love thegildedmoose's jokes about Reese bossing Ryan Phillippe about. The one about how she was going to push him down the stairs for sporting a zit on Oscar night was very funny.

britpopbaby said...

Why do you think he has to be Austin?

Some peeps are interested in Austin. I'm personally not because I hear he was in an Olsen twin movie which means he is automatically BlackListed in my books- there are some things you should never do, even if they pay you a lot of money. I'd be nice to his face tho, because he's Jake's pal.

Welcome back Katie of Sweden!

Anonymous said...

Um. Jake looks so hot in that outfit. He looks extremely hot when he runs. Oh my lawd.
He wants a trainer telling him what to do? He should consult me. I'll work his ass out.
Man I could eat those legs like drumsticks.
I so love this blog.

mrs_dalloway said...

Isn't it uncomfortable to run with your shades on? So,there. There is the sign that he knows we're watching him.Ha ha, you Gyllenhaal muscle man! You can run, but you can't hide! Mwuhahahaha!
On the other hand, that can be rather sad.
Hmm...

Anonymous said...

I dunno, I always think he runs kinda funny--looks uncomfortable or something, his back is always kind of stiff. Needs to lean into it more. Stiff posture=not good for absorbing the shock of running.

Of course, it isn't as if I ever look at pics of other people running, for comparison.

Maybe I'll go do that now.

Anonymous said...

I've seen pictures of Jake and Ryan together before. I think it was at the afterparty at the Academy Awards. I'm sure of it. Maybe they are friends.

Miffed67 said...

I'm thinking of getting myself some kind of a cool super power.

Going for the X-Ray vision, myself! Oh....what uses I could put THAT to!

WELCOME BACK, KATIE!!!! I missed ya, girl!

Miffed67 said...

Daym! Miffed got the X-ray vision. Watching over Jakes assets with that, phewww!

Heh! Why do you think I claimed it first?!? And how handy do you think it will be for stalking...er...I mean, bodyguarding, purposes? LOL!

Nothing Really Matters said...

beskyddaren you do have a fab picture!

The Chemistry Guru said...

Jake's ass is mine!
Back off bitches!! or I will send Mr Mistoffelees and his fabulous felons after you!

The Chemistry Guru said...

Kokodee, your ass will be mine, sooner or later. I'm thinking of getting myself some kind of a cool super power.

I'll have you know that i am considered an omnipotent villanress and together with my feline friend we are planning on using tried and tested stalkerazzi for GyllenASS capture.
Don't worry I'll make sure he sends you a postcard every now and then but considering how busy we'll be (shacked up and downing Simon's cocktails) I wouldn't gurantee it.

Anonymous said...

Since when did Ryan Phillippe have such dark hair? Under that hat it doesn't look much darker than Jake's...

Anonymous said...

I wont pics Jake/Austin please!!!!!

Miffed67 said...

@katie, those were board shorts (for surfing). I think these are basketball sohrts, or something similar?

Nothing Really Matters said...

Katie of Sweden and beskyddaren thanks so much. It's hard looking this good. I try my best! I love you guys.

Anonymous said...

i'm loving pictures of jake running! Love the blue get up as well

Nothing Really Matters said...

It would seem that way! Talk about what my dear??

The Chemistry Guru said...

It's hard looking this good. I try my best! I love you guys.

I'm sure it is gallore. You really should try taking tips from this pussy!
Effortless glamour.

Nothing Really Matters said...

kokodee yes you also have a fab pussy!

Nothing Really Matters said...

Oh Simon you do talk of such random things! Did you forget to take your meds!

The Chemistry Guru said...

Have you fed the pussy?

Three shots of tequilla and a glass of martini.
I don't do milk.

The Chemistry Guru said...

Jake shrinks everyone around him; must be the gyllenaura

Anonymous said...

Ryan Philippe has worked with Robert Altman (he was in "Gosford Park") so maybe they're discussing what Altman's like to work with. One thing I'll say for Philippe, he has picked some damned good directors in his time. I'm wondering what Eastwood's "Flags of Our Fathers" will be like, this year.

Anonymous said...

Oh, and it would make perfect sense for Jake to hang out with Ryan Phillipe. I'd imagine that Jake is particularly good at networking, since he's a good-natured, friendly guy.

Anonymous said...

he look handicaped on the last picture lol

Anonymous said...

He looks so lovely when he's working out. All those firm muscles straining against his skin. Wish it were Austin (I can't help myself.) because I'm not really into Ryan Phillipe but it's just nice to see Jakey getting all physical with his bad self.

Their trainers sure is a nip of sexual chocolate too.

cina said...

@jake4luck: Jake isn't in Homegrown. His little part was cut out if my information is correct. A lot of people at IHJ have watched Homegrown (incl me, although I had no idea Jake was supposed to be in it at the time) and no one has ever been able to spot Jake.

@anna_f: Jake is totally ADORABLE in Homicide! He completely stole the scene I watched!

cina said...

@anna_f: Who's that in your avatar? That's one foxy lady!
If other than you, that is! ;-)

cina said...

Oh ok! You know, you could have fooled me...! ;-)

Anonymous said...

So here's Jake, putting in the hard, unglamorous work of honing his beautiful body for our further delectation. I wonder how much time he clocks every day working out, and what his routine is. Thank you, Jake, for all those boring, sweaty hours you must spend, just to keep up those muscles. I really do appreciate it.

Anonymous said...

Ugh, you don't know who Ryan Phillipe is? Bigger pics next time would be nice.