"In the waiting area at Britpopbaby’s local police station, the three culprits of Friday's midnight mishaps still seemed very pleased with themselves, although now that the illegal substances were wearing off, they were beginning to wonder where their trousers were."
It was topical and it made me chortle a good 'un.
Wanna play again?
So what's Jake doing here? Keep your captions short and witty!UPDATE: I forgot to offer a totally awesome prize. Look what I just received from a certain someone:
33 comments:
Did Anneka get the Mullet-tastic Sarsgaard picture?
Anneka did not. She's still waiting.
She'd settle for a bag of chips.
It's in the mail.
After his stunning rendition of "Danke Shein", a la Ferris Bueller, Jake takes a moment to give some love to his adoring crowd. :)
"Toilets? That way."
Okay. Anneka's received her prize. The post between adjacent rooms just isn't what it used to be.
Does the next winner get another loosely Jake based item? Like, a pack of Jacob's crackers?
Because if the answers yes, then I need to think. Think long and hard...something witty, yet relevant.
Just for the crackers.
Jake the auctioneer, selling unnecessary stuff:
Okay, nobody more than two dollars?
Going, going, gone!
Kirsten Dunst sold to the old man wearing a green shirt!
OK everybody, those two are undercover Jake Watch stalkers, and I'm blowing their cover- on the count of three everyone take their picture- we'll see how THEY like their faces all over the web.
Jake is randomly querying individuals within a crowd of somewhat embarrassed-looking young straight males on whether each of them knows where the female clitoris is located. So far, no one's given a correct answer.
Ha! You guys are on top form today! And yeah, I'll get thinking of some randomly related Jake prize.
It's in the mail.
Uh....you live in the same house!
Jake’s rendition of Saturday Fever clearly shocked the stunned onlooker. The crowed, making a stab at smiling, looks a tad stretched and overly polite.
Well done Anneka! Did Britpop only put a 2nd class stamp on?
Rock and roll? Over there...
- Time for striptease!
That "signed" photo gave me a good chuckle this morning, brit.
Wow...a fakey Jakey autograph! Holla. :)
The unveiling of the Jake Gyllenhaal statue was a huge anti-climax. It's just as well that Jake likes to disappoint.
"You put your left arm in, you take your left arm out, you put your left arm in and you shake it all about...."
I simply cannot top gin's "Ferris Bueller" caption...brilliant! :)
Jake really wasn't making a big enough effort to dispel those gay rumours
"Young man there's no need to feel down. I said young man......"
Atticus, you better get right back to that trailer and babysit Boo like I told you to!
-Lynn
Thanks nothing really matters. Perhaps britpop and I should bash a hole in the wall between our bedrooms to make postal problems a thing of the past.
And my entry -
"Man, you made a mistake Sam Raimi. I would have been perfect in that role. Watch - 'Go web, GO!' See? Would have saved you money too: Kirsten and I could have shared a ride to the set. Just weren't thinking thriftily, were you Raimi?"
"So tell me, that guy in the background with the light blue shirt on, he's totally checking out my ass, isn't he. Yeeeeeha All together now: YMCA.taradada... (P.S.I'm the cowboy, my costumes at the dry cleaners)
"britpop, what did I tell you about stalking me when I'm doing really important things like saving the world and getting the kids to vote. Man. Now get out of my shot otherwise you won't be getting any jakey treats later...nudge nudge, wink wink, know what I mean"
Anneka,
Your entry is just too funny -
it's perfect!
Cowgirl and Claire -
Both of your entries are so funny! Lovin em!
-Lynn
BTW, Cowgirl, they are ALL checking out his ass ;)
(P.S.I'm the cowboy, my costumes at the dry cleaners)
Yeehaaa!
"Fever night fever night fever"
-Jake Gyllenhaal,Half man, Half invincible, three-quarters God, and 13% Unexplored talent.
When I heard Jakey sing falsetto...I became goo. :) *sigh*
He gives ME a night fever! ;)
"That way to Mordor"
I almost fell out of my chair laughing so hard at all the comments. This is the best site on the whole freaking Internet!
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