Out at night? In a bar? With stains? And a leggy blonde? Just what the dickens is going on here, Jacob Benjamin Gyllenhaal? Actually, I think it's better if I don't know and I hope to god that woman hanging off you is just some crazy street walker who thought she'd have a go. Shameful, Jake, just shameful.
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In the middle pic, are the jeansbuttons still open or is it just my hallicination?
He IS unzipped! I've seen another pic from that series that shows it more clearly. LOL
I think that girl is just some drunk random girl who wanted to be in a pic with Jake. He doesn't seem to be too happy having her hanging on his shoulder.
Btw katie of sweden - I guess you're swedish? So am I... ;-)
Hej cina :) So unzipped was the word I was looking for.. UNZIPPED?!?! So it was not just my fantasy here playing tricks.. Though I think that girl is just a random one passing by..
Hehe..unzipped, interesting though.. :)
The "street walker" is in fact a pro-active "beard." But our Jakey looks quite uncomfortable.
Did Jakey get a beer dumped on him accidentally in close quarters inside some club? The drunken female may be offering to blot the excess from his hoodie.
These pictures crack me up! The drunk chick needs to Back. Away. From. Our. Man. but I find it charmingly endearing that he's walking around in a dirty hoodie. I can only imagine what revelry led to the state he's in. :)
I think he is wearing button-fly jeans. Jake seems definitely annoyed either by that woman or the paps. Anyway, she's quite ugly, isn't she?
Dude, she is tall! Jake's about 6ft and she is bigger than him AND she is wearing flats. Maybe he was frightened?
She IS tall. At least 6 ft., I think Jake was ducking a little in that pic, like he was trying to get her hand off his shoulder. There's another one at IHJ.com where he's a step ahead of her and she looks to be a couple inches shorter than him.
He is ADORABLE! I just can't get over it. Good lord, how many paps ARE there in LA? It's almost like they're a pack of rabid dogs, just roaming the streets....how do they manage to find him so unerringly?
Wait....did someone say his fly is open? Uh...I'll be back later!
This is what Jake looked like after we all pinned him and took turns sitting spraddled across his chest. ;-)
Ha! Oh, you are SO BAD, Anon 8:03! If only it was true... :)
I think I see the face of Christ in Jake's mysterious stain!!!
Aside from the other sartorial clues,
is it my imagination, or are those brows looking rather wayward? No stylists hanging around these days.
I think his hoodie is not stained but slightly wet. Maybe he got too close to some wet surface, the bathroom sink perhaps. It happens to me sometimes and my shirt ends up like Jake's. If you look at his right arm, there's another stain on the wrist. I hope he isn't drunk. He's got his car keys in one of his hands.
anon 8:36: LOL!!!!!
^^ HAHA!! Agreed! LOLOL!
She's a fan,waiting around for him to come out of the bar.I feel sorry for him.Paparazzi on every sidewalk.I hope he's not driving,but he is holding his keys and making his way to a car park.Looks like anyway.He looks one over the eight.Jake,i love you baby.Keep smiling.Don't let the ba****ds grind you down!
Ooh what did they say on Hollyoaks Miss Twist?Do you know?
How brill,even though i too have no interest it in normally,right now i do.lol
Thanks Miss Twist.I will watch it too!
I don't think he seems drunk. I've seen a couple pics where I thought he could be high (ducks) but I think he looks sober here.
What's "Hollyoaks"?
'Hollyoaks' is a sort of teenage soap drama.Not really teenage exactly,but i would think the majority of their viewers fall into that bracket?
RE: Hollyoaks. Is this a cable thing? Believe it or not, haven't got cable...I'm poor and had to choose between cable TV and hi speed internet--the latter is much more rewarding...but is there a place online to see this show, and if so, is it worth watching?
The first time I saw this I read, "Jake goes wild...for him" as meaning, although there is a [scary] chick in this pic, Jake actually went wild for a "him." Perhaps someone cut out of the pics.
But, no, there's no him. Just scary, scary, scary peroxided hat-from-hell chick.
I'll bet you anything that wet stain is from bathroom sink splashage or bar counter spillage. And I love it, lol.
Anon 8:03, I can't believe you went there *out loud*, hahaha. :0
The woman looks like Aileen Wuornos. Jake must have really been having a bad day. We first see him with the homeless guy, then we see him with this lady all covered in water, urine, saliva, cum, etc.....
ANON 6.20.Re:Hollyoaks.It's not cable.It's on in the U.K.Channel 4.
Hmm I love the idea behind this website, very unique.
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The girl is probably a stripper and he just got done doing her and forgot to zip his pants, and get over yourselves you have no chance with him.
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