Wednesday, May 31, 2006
Interesting technique, my golden friend. On the one hand I can see you've gone to a lot of effort to stalk the Gyllenhaal - attended Oscar statue academy, trained for years in the art of being a statue, got your big chance when you where hand selected for this year's awards. I bet you couldn't believe your luck when the Gyllenhaal wandered right in front you, posing for those cameras and cutting a dash. Kudos to you, my kinetically challenged pal. But wait a bleedin' minute, it's not the professinal job it first appears to be! Look more closely at the face. Do I detect a smirk? Did someone lose their stoic composure and get a little over-excited at the mere presence of the Gyllenhaal? And that attempt to hide yourself between the ferns can only be described as pathetic! Oh yes, I can see you for what you really are, you poor man's C3P0, a BLATANT STALKER! Take him away!
Posted by britpopbaby at 10:29 AM