It's like ever since I started Sock Watch, Jake has gone out of his way to not display his socks! What gives? This was almost the perfect picture; we've got salad eating, beard, sunglasses, strange coloured drink, tight enough top to show off a little muscle but then you get down to the bottom and it's all ruined by lack of sock action! And look! He's teasing us by turning up the ends of his jeans up ever so slightly like he's saying, "Oh, theres sock here but you ain't seeing it. This time it's private." Damn you Gyllenhaal! DAMN YOOOOOU!
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