I'm all for sisterhood but unfortunately I sometimes have to turn around and stab a fellow female in the back and then crawl over her rotting corpse to get to where I wanna be. This attitude will be the dominant feature of Back Away from My Man! Eyes are going to be clawed out.
First up on the butcher's block is one Miss Sophia Bush. Here she is flirting away like demonic temptress she is. Jake seems mildly amused by it all, amused yet interested. Luckily for us fans Atticus has stepped in and seperated the pair before anything more occurs - the Germans are so efficent. It's also good to see that she kinda looks like crap. Lime green cropped trousers?
So listen up, Jake! This woman is not for you, mainly because she is in One Tree Hill and I hate that show more than I hate The O.C, which is a lot, but also because she got hitched to Chad Michael Murray who just...well, upsets me.
And Sophia, count yourself warned. I don't want to ever see you hanging around the almighty Gyllenhaal again, got it? BACK. AWAY. FROM. MY. MAN.