Look! Jake drinks San Pellegrino, Italy's finest mineral water! Only the best, eh? No filthy American tap water to seen here. Jake's chubby friend seems to enjoy it too.I know what you're thinking, "Holy mother of God, britpopbaby! I must know more about San Pellegrino, right now! Every detail of Jake's life, no matter how minute, must be known! Only then can I truly claim to understand him." Alright, calm down. Here you go, you eager little beavers: San Pellegrino
Now I bet you're thinking, "Wow. Jake drinks mineral water with a PH factor of 7.7. That's good to know. I feel like we're closer, y'know, spiritually. If only there was a way to show Jake I know this. Maybe I should buy him...oh wait...where do you buy this stuff from? Help! Help me, britpopbaby!" Oh, you kids! Here. And don't worry, they ship worldwide. Hmm, economic.
9 comments:
I have drunk San Pellegrino when I was in Italy and it was rather cheap...I have no idea that's something special, but I love Passo san Pellegrino in Italian mountains, that's something very special
LOLOL! *runs out to buy*
Hey isn't that Mario Malto from the food network with Jake!
I think that many of your more classier joints will just put the stuff on your table whether you drink it or not. "his chubby friend" lol.
I think it is Mario Malto but his alias is "chubby".
It's Malto Mario, lol!
Yeah...just the other day I caught myself thinking 'I wonder what water Jake drinks?' - you are my saviour!
Geez. The guy is Chef Mario Batali, host of the Food Network show "Molto Mario" and owner of several of NYC most celebrated restaurants. He also has written tons of cookbooks. He's an old family friend of the Gyllenhaals and Jake, Maggie and their Mom appeared on his TV show a few years ago.
Sorry. I don't have much time for celebrity chefs unless their names are 'Gordon' and 'Ramsay', yum!
I think the San Pelligrino was probably a product of Mario Batali's waterlust. He's the most un-Italian Italian in my estimation but he seems like the type to try and overcompensate by ordering San Pelligrino and froofy Italian sodas wherever he goes.
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