Forget Kabbalah! Forget Scientology! Forget Fundamentalist Islam! The new cult craze is here and finally, it's one we can all enjoy! No more having to drink outrageously priced water and make small talk with Madonna or pledging allegiance to Tom Cruise and his mate Ron because Cosmic Ordering is here!!Cosmic Ordering creator Barbel Mohr (coolest name) says we can get anything we want by simply placing an order with the universe. By thinking postively and asserting your wishes you work with the natural flow of energy in the universe. (Worrying about shit constitutes working against the universe, so count yourselves warned!). If you want to know more you can buy/half inch this book: The Cosmic Ordering Service. Frankly, I've heard enough, this sounds like the cult for me. I ordered my Jake this morning from www.cosmicamazon.com and he will be shipped within 12-14 days.
6 comments:
mate youre cracking me up
Good to hear, debaser my friend. I should think laughing is an integral part of the Cosmic Ordering philosophy.
LOLOL!!! I'm getting my own Jake ASAP!
I received my invoice today. It's going cost a fair bit of money to ship Jake in that crate!
got me a movie--a-hahaha. slicin' up eyeballs, a-hahaha. Girly so groovy...well, debaser, won't waste mah lil' fingahs typing furthah...
This won't truly have success, I think this way.
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