Boo Radley is not a free dog.
I can understand that there might be many reasons why the G feels the need to clutch onto Boo like he is the Holy Grail; maybe he doesn't want him to dash under the wheels of a paparazzi van, maybe he doesn't want him kidnapped by a rabid fan, maybe he's trying to show to Kirsten Dunst that I don't need you no more ho cos I gots me a puggle or maybe, just maybe, he likes the way he feels so soft against his skin. Now Jake, these are all justified reasons for keeping your puppy five feet off the ground at all times but don't you think at some point, soon, you're just going to have to let go, literally? Being a parent is tough, I imagine, and watching those kids fly the nest is always hard but it has to be done. So please, FREE BOO!
Please show your support by either commenting or tracking Boo down, grasping him from the clutches of Jake, fleeing away promptly and then placing him down on the sands of a nearby beach and skipping freely together in the gentle surf of the ocean, laughing as the sun beams down upon you both. Awww....
4 comments:
I'd be happy to talk Jake through the process. Help him let go. Just call me Jake! You can make it, I promise!
*runs off to LA to free Boo (and trap Jake)*
LOL! Cute post. That puppy is so cute! Maybe Jake just holds onto to him because he's adorable. The two belong together. ;D
I kinda think they belong together.Rather have Boo in his arms then a leggy blonde.Sorry Boo,you stay trapped in Jake's beautiful arms.I am willing to trade places.
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